You wake up in a rural Siberian village

>You wake up in a rural Siberian village.

Now what, Sup Forums?

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What is your next move?

Buy cheap niva for 100$ and ride all night long back to moscow

Live a comfy life chopping wood for my babushka

does it have any form of internet?

Go hunting and fishing and mammoth tusk hunting for money and never come back to the real world

>all night

It would take weeks m8.

must have been quite a party

>You wake up on a crab boat in the bering sea what do?

pray

Fish.

If they had internet, they would be comfy
Otherwise it would be living hell

I can see why there's Russians all over the internet

will look for Siberial Husky puppies

that's a gulag, right?

me and my friends get our own History Channel show called "Fishing Poles"

Explain to them through gestures and hand signs that Argentina is white

>village
looks more like a death camp. would be able to do nothing except working and sleeping and such very basic human productive activities if there wasnt any infrastructure of the internet.

Start work in the mines

play with bears
youtube.com/watch?v=F5c_ZxigKqc

Plant a bunch of trees so it doesn't look like a barren hell scape. If they can do it in Iceland they can do it in Siberia

is that an actual gulag? if not, why not have streets?

Hi, I from Siberia. Why are there so many tanks? Literally in every village there is a polygon where the 1000-2000 tanks.

Do they work?

wow... I can't even identify that one at the front, and I thought I knew my Russian tanks

I'm gonna guess it's a T-80

Brofist!

I tell them I'm a foreigner.

I get famous in the village, all the bitches like me because of it. I start making connections, woo the women to poison their husbands or kill them in sleep.

Than I change the place into a small cultist town where everyone worships my dick and women fight for drops of my cum.

sometimes
youtube.com/watch?v=f3d_moSmMME

>"I'm a foreigner!"
>Where are you from user?
>"Poland!"
>*Siberian women laughing*

>Turn tank into tractor
>plow THE SHIT out of some fields
wtf I love russia now

Isnt it a T72

he said he can plow on 22 km/h

looks like a very classic map in some shooter game

Yes, most of them.

Good tanks standing in the hangar, bad tanks in the rain and snow on the field.

When I first got on the largest Shilov landfill, I was surprised their number. A huge field of tank as far as the eye can see. I can not find clear pictures, fucking KGB/FSB removes them AARRGGGHH!

Underrated

>Comfy
It can go up to -50℃ in Siberia in winter , that's very far away from being comfy

Don't think so. T-72 usually has that V shape on the front of its armour.

Kek

Reaching for the closest train station.

Yes, there is cold. For example a picture, so it was in November.

And: youtube.com/watch?v=Ji9K3mGWkqU

Hop on the orient express and try to get back to civilization

>"Where are you from?"
>"USAUSAUSA"
>*roast you on a sharpened pole*

finally be happy

>Novosibirsk
What is the least shit city in Siberia

that looks like a collective farm or a temp place for workers working in the middle of nowhere.

Dont North Koreans lease work to russia like that?

Novosibirsk, Tomsk or Krasnoyarsk, depending on what you consider shit.

yea last I read, but the houses for the workers, is like mini best korea with propaganda and everything, except public executions are done at home.

>depending on what you consider shit.
Not shit is public transport, jobs, low crime, decent internet infrastructure

>You wake up in a rural Siberia

Sounds familiar, but the last time things weren't that pleasant, so I guess I'd rather leave.

>Siberian women

I caught one!

they all fit in this case

It's an actual town in northern Sakha Republic called Saskylakh/Cacкылaх. A lot of those places were built in the 1930's when Stalin forced the nomadic people of the far north into settlements.

The river becomes an ice road in the winter, and people actually drive all the way to Udachny, a larger town several hundred km to the south.

Udachny has an actual road to Mirny, and from Mirny you can take roads into Russia's national highway system.

It's a long and challenging drive, but people have driven to these little Arctic villages all the way from Moscow.

>implying I would even talk to anyone except the guy at the train station
Also I would just say I'm English and change my accent (family are English expats)

Also, yes, they have internet now. You can search for Sakha village names on VK or Mail.ru or Yandex profiles, and people from those places come up.

Some of them barely speak Russian; they mainly use languages like Evenki or Yakut.

>I caught one!
вaт дид ю мин бы зиc??

>Not shit is public transport
Public transport is terrible in any city of Russia.

>jobs
IT-jobs good for Novosibirsk

>low crime
Akademgorodok w/ universitet near Novosibirsk

>decent internet infrastructure
pic related my internet speed, unlimited and 10$ / month

No one cares Ivan, I was talking to Piotr not you

>the train station
>village in Syberia
You Americans...

>Public transport is terrible in any city of Russia.
You should at least have some soviet era local trains running, right?

>IT-jobs good for Novosibirsk
Good good

>pic related my internet speed, unlimited and 10$ / month
you fucking snownigger, I hate you

Find booze

Nothing

hot, why are russian womans so god damn perfect

>Find booze
Siberia is not quite St. Petersburg...

That isn't you, Dmitri

What do you mean? Theres no vodka in Siberia

don't listen him
every city and even small towns has buses trams and trolleys (trams ans trolleys only in big cities)
and Novosib has even metro

only technical spirit and moonshine

>You should at least have some soviet era local trains running, right?

Yes. But gradually we switch to modern trains, already made in Russia.

i consider that as booze

They wouldn't show you the ugly ones...

t. monkey
Visited on St. Petersburg and every second woman were very nice looking

>Novosib has even metro
That was a Soviet policy after all

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donetsk_Metro

>When the city of Donetsk reached the million inhabitants mark in the 1980s, it was entitled to build its own metro system

Then what is the problem?

You reminded me of my youth in Siberia, user.

When I drove without a license on a motorcycle in 16 years, booze alcohol and met with the girls.

And then I got on the imageboard. But that is another, sad story.

>Now what

I'd start a new religion

Continue life as usual

...

>That was a Soviet policy after all
New stations in Novosibirsk are being built already in Russia.

>Then what is the problem?
Congestion passengers, constant traffic jams due to the snow, not too convenient routes, many old buses as pic related.

>as pic related.
it's important to upload, Alyosha

WTF?! I attached this fucking bus.

You only notice the good looking ones. Ugly people aren't remembered.

Whats with the hate posting? My dick is enaff to feed you too

>tfw cute russian girl
>tfw no qt weak western femiboi :(

I would say that looks comfy, but I'd be lying

We beat ugly women so they don't show themselves up.

Omg PAZik! It's ok if you ride on it for 10-15 min but after that it turnes into a nightmare.

Buy and frink vodka to stay warm

Tits or GTFO

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youtube.com/watch?v=fbhPIK-oBvA

Interesting documentary about Siberian inhabitants. Siberia is not Russia, remember this. Absolutely different people, with different way of life and core values.

Russian women are an embarrassment. Russian men get drunk and commit suicide because of them.

>Siberia is not Russia
Yeah, just like Transnistria is not Moldova

I really think your motives, u grill?

In the world there is not more ugly bus than this bus.

Exactly.

Why though? Just a usual design of a bus right from the 70s. As we know, Soviets couldn't into design so they have had to steal everything from the West, sometimes not the best ofc.

Cибиpь - нe Poccия! :D :D :D D: :D ===== D

My gf is from south siberia, I've been there and saw no difference. Some of my relatives are russians from Transnistria and there is a significant differene in culture, accent etc.

>And then I got on the imageboard. But that is another, sad story.
You'll be here forever :^)

Can you fuck off thanks, the western fembois aren't for you.

This bus not only looks ugly. But in the cabin constant smell of gasoline and uncomfortable seats. As a child I vomit in such buses.

>Kenigsberg enclave
Holy shit how autistic is this