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asking santa for euthanasia edition

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is he ok? :/

*takes a sip*

thirst for fanta

that first sip of the day

really love bullying swedish posters until they start loving it :^)

Swiped right to four English rose looking qts today and didn't get a match with any of them

Disgraceful

>santa
FOY

got a need for speed lads
*drifts out the thread*

>forgot I was supposed to be at work at 8 today and not half 9
>phone wont stop ringing

haha fuck me

just got back from a quick 30-odd minute jog x

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what jobs can you get if you only have gcses and alevels and no previous work experience?

take your pedophile cartoons back to

Not like they get a hard time here.
Poor cunts lol

machine operator

15 hours to write 2500 words and research it beforehand
let's do this

sweden is such a meme country

she's got that vibe

you know what i'm sayin'?

>nigella will never whisper "give your cummies to mummy" in your ear as she rubs pancake mix on your throbbing dick just ready to cum
jdimsa

...

cheerio lads

how's it curmudgeoning

Why do people think of Beyonce as some strong feminist inspirational woman?

She's a fucking cretin who hijacks social issues to help flog her turd music.

umm racist and sexist much?

pay up piggies

wop wop dear lado

beeze alrightamolooo

how allbout yangSEOOOOOOOOOOWEYlef?

pengest munch right here lads

*flops my willy on the table*

she had a male father so she's technically 50% male the fucking shitlord

you are saying that she's got that vibe

Meaza Ashenafi is a feminist worth taking notice of.

technically men are 50% women so they can't be sexist or racist

Ho ho ho what do you want for xmas besides my massive willy in your bum

I'm still not sure what this is

cheerio is goodbye. not like Italians and ciao.
How are you, Winged lancer lad? Saviour of Vienna?

true that

*of which is worth taking notice

ah the usual just fixed myself a bowl of discount cornflakes

my willy is itchy *scratches willy*

i, uh, like you a lot :)

She's a brave lassie, fella.

>be swedish
>your country is going to shit
>go online
>your reputation goes to shit
they literally cannot catch a break

business idea: purposefully mix up nordic countries regardless of their flags

did a so-called "getting up early"

hmmmmmmmmmm

rate my sketchy wetch

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nice1 lad now check mine

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not a fan of it I take it lad?

adventure time is for homos

We're all fucked.
Some of us know it. Some are oblivious. some want it to happen.

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lads

no i am a big fan of it

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


aaaaaaaaaaah yes

giving myself a dutch oven

well good morning

what did they mean by this

the only believable post in /brit/

bit cold out

Good morning Bruder

i have drawn my penis

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i'm not joking, it looks like that. phimosis and all.

wish my bollocks would be absolutely decimated by a baseball bat lads

>there are people who have large flaccid penises

for what purpose?

change room showers

lads never been to mcdonalds in years

how much is it for a double cheese burger medium chips and a mcflurry

so they can chafe against the fabric of their kecks obviously

it's a jewish scheme to breed men with uncomfortably large penises in order to make money on their frequent urologist visits and burn cream

about tree fiddy

I went in one a while ago and asked for a McChicken Premiere
almost broke down and cried when they told me they had stopped making them

7 pound 80

german weather

my dick is always a different size

is that normal

asked for a happy meal and they refused to give me one because I'm not a child

was fuming

decided to go to kfc instead

that doesn't happen

you wont be happening in a minute pal

fucking goblin runt

ah yes

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I was looking for Das Boot lad/Duke leto and found this whelp
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some syfy thing?

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what's the deal with belgium

tfw it actally is

pretty much a none country

big deal

mmh

Buffer state

belgium ought to be divied up between it's neighbors

leave brussels as a sort-of-independent city-state

got called a nonce in mothercare

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thoughts?
criticisms?

tfw big neighbouring countries
tfw TINY country

Belgium is Frisian and balloon.

it could be worse

you could have been born in the usa

need to submit this to the boss by tomorrow morning. will this be good enough

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>country
who you talking about?

been wearing the same clothes for 4 days straight now

haha

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draw stuff

more like 4 days bent

you want grim m8

manchester avenue, st louis, missouri

never going there in search of a drink again

not going to get my mum a present this year

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took me 30 minutes lads

please give it a watch

it has sentimental value

very accurate drawing of my phimosis and bent willy
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pics

love it

shan't be clicking any of these viruses

wish i was born in the USA

Australia is a faggy faggot