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Atreides only.

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cara

good post

...

I WILL KILL HIM

>when /brit/ fedoras Marxism

>he thinks he's good looking
>virgin in 2nd year

>ask girl her favourite genus/species of tree
>she replies with "oak" or "pine"
every

single


time


this will drive me insane, HATE women

downloading some daemons

>tfw drinking on an empty stomach
>on a weekday

maple tree master race

literally never drink on a full stomach desu

*bursts through the doors of the /brit/ gentlemen's lodge with linkin park blasting from my headphones*
*walks over to monty at the bar*
*shift my headphones up to the temple of my head*
1 TIMES BAILEYS ... ON THE ROCKS d(=.=)b
*monty is visibly shaking at how cool and intimidating i am*
*i proudly stroll off to where the stereo is*
*look at what's current playing*
THE GIRL FROM IPANEMA? *makes an obnoxious 'wrong answer buzzer' noise* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WRONG ANSWER
*rips out the phone that was connected to it*
*i look at the closest person sitting on a chair reading their copy of the FT*
HEY BOZO CATCH
*i peg it at him*
TOO SLOW
LAWL
*i plug my phone in*
youtube.com/watch?v=op0A01zZC1U
*i close my eyes and slowly raise my hands as the beat begins to rise*

>when a tripfag outs himself as a lefty
hmmm

can't stand JFs lads

which species

today is my first and last workday this week T B H

The entire soviet union starved to death? Pretty strange considering its large population growth

good post

Wtf

Bad post

DON'T

They tried and failed?

The war crimes the UK has been commuting in Yemen are a disgrace

F A T C A M
A
T
C
A
M

shut up

Someone leaving poisoned dog biscuits around my area lads

What's the betting that it's a fucking muslim doing it

Absolute scum, this angers me more than blowy up terrorism, probably because it it could directly affect me

Have you ever licked a window, lads?

Yank post

just filter it for fucks sake

just woke up lads, invented a drinking game in my sleep: take a shot whenever David Attenborough says "muslim"

desu oak clearly one of the very best types of tree

the only reason you dislike it is because your some faux-intellectual stuck up dickhead who's really just a hipster who is using his marginally above average knowledge to pretend like he has better taste than anyone when really he's just being a contrarian faggot

in short; kill yourself

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerence

hmm yes really makes me think
about fucking killing myself

And why should I care?

>commuting

>the only person who likes >a fucking leaf
just sums it all up really

>brother has lots of qt 18 year olds in his year
>won't organise events I can attend to shag them

What exactly is the point of having a younger brother then

Who are you talking to?

Yank post

taking back the port of Aden for the Empire

>the north

grim

it probably is. Why don't muzzies like dogs?

FOY

>tell my grandma that i go to university in birmingham
>"on, spot the white man country?"

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

Snow yank tyvm southern heathen

ah yes, I'll definitely watch this

so take to loitering and find out who's doing it and beat the living shit out of him

this is one of those things you can actually do something about if you can be arsed

>I don't care about the UK genocide the children of Yemen

At least you're not an Aussie, so that's a plus.

>not getting the point of the post

time for you to take the autism test.

not autistic.

nah but i've only had beef with one canadian in /epl/

>black girls wearing lots of makeup to look white

ah yes

wonder if she's had relations with a nubian gentleman

How much snow do you have on the ground at this very moment?

shit day at work lads

bit annoyed

and who the fuck do you think you're talking to

I don't
why should I?

do one JF

well?

Like a foot at least

fuck off you little scrote

Do you have one of those toilets to inspect your poop?

Left arm suffers DOMS but my right arm doesn't. Worst part is, my left arm is my wanking arm.

How's /GF2016/ coming along lads?

False.
I work in the woodlands everyday. The reason it's so triggering is that there are hundreds species of oak, each vastly different, the easiest way to see if someone doesn't know shit about trees if when they say dumb stuff like your whole post

>desu oak clearly one of the very best types of tree
why? For what reason?
>types
genus is the correct terminology you pleb, and the correct term is Quercus
Already diagnosed

don't care

No but i've seen them in other people's houses

REALLY grim

trolley
chips
roll
sofa

she looks older here
also getting the impression she is one of those girls who somehow seems to be perpetually on holiday

>that mug

looks like she's turning into a nubian

kek

would after 4-5 pints

Gross

2 please, thanks mate x

Can't believe people actually spend their holidays in Africa building schools and whatnot in the blistering heat FOR FREE

I might go Majorca or something, get some beers in

>trolley crisps bread roll settee

eh

Last night I bond burgered your sister

come my lady
come come my lady
you're my butterfly
sugar
baby

trolley
crisps
cob
settee

Hey! Hey! You! You!
You don't have a girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you'll never have one!

chipper x4

genera is actually the correct term for "types" :s

>2016
>still using pages
alri grandad

me

>genus/species
Those words are not interchangeable

>Had a dream last night where I was on a picnic with a girl
>sunny beautiful day
>romantic date
>suddenly a pack of wolves surround us
>I climb a nearby tree to escape
>as im pulling her up into the tree the wolves bite her legs and drag her down
> watch as they savagely rip her apart
>wake up
Ah yes

>Can't believe people actually spend their holidays in Africa building schools and whatnot in the blistering heat FOR FREE
unironically did this

Howling, screeching and caterwauling

youtu.be/o8yzH3F7x-M

Ready salted is the only acceptable variety of crisps.

it's seven o'clock

i drank 2 cans of stella in a churchyard near work at lunch and 1 can when walking home, on my 4th now

What a beech

what's your favourite period of british history?

>seven
FOY

You got swindled m8

better go heat up me dinner

why is it always easier to get girls when you already have a gf ffs

fuck off

Not too keen on the Germans, me

>why? For what reason?

aesthetics

>genus is the correct terminology you pleb

literally have a masters in biology you pleb, I'm sorry you feel the need to act overly autistic about my CHOICE to use casual language but I can tell you for a solid fact only the biggest twats in the field are remotely interested in plants because scientifically they are boring as all fuck, so again I reiterate. Kill yourself you sad twat