/brit/

This is a thread dedicated to the discussion of British culture edition

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reply to this if you hate pakis

New name, mon: The Original Nuttah
Take heed and take check
Reviewbrah along di Shy FX
And when we come it's murderation!
All original gangsta man,
hear what mi tellin' now
Ya hear mi
Come and nuh imitate
Originate!
Wi come fi originate
Alright, mate?
Know what yer doing, mate
[In here we get 'em comin' about kill]
So now I'm 'unna stop talk
Watch mi tell dem, rude bwoy
Watch this!

Nah-nee-nee-woh-oh, zig-ee-Nah-Nah-no-no-no
Nah-nee-nee-woh-oh, zig-ee-Nah-Nah-no-no-no
Nah-nee-nee-woh-oh, zig-ee-Nah-Nah-no-no-no
Ooh-yeah-eh, ooh-yeah-eh, ooh-noo-no-no-no-no-no

Bad boys inna London
Rude boys inna England
Bad boys inna jericho
Rude boys inna Kingston

Watch ya

You never know di gangsta, mi seh dem inna jungle
Weh-eh-ell, yeah
You never know di hortical, mi seh dem inna jungle
Weh-eh-ell, yeah
You never know Shy FX, mon, big inna jungle
Weh-eh-ell, yeah
You never know UK Apache big inna jungle

Wha mi tell ya, rude bwoy
Watch it now, man

Mi are di nuttah
Original madmah madmah mad nuttah
Original madamadamadamadamadamadamadamadah nuttah
Original madmah madmah mad nuttah
Original madamadamadamadamadamah

maisie

Amiri Baraka 2bh lads

rosy rutherford is a slag
rosy rutherford are you mad
rosy rutherford tries to black bag
but every night she scams a new lad

currently urinating

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*pukes*

Does sophie really give shit head?

(hi Theresa)

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anyone not on team millie B here?

ill fucking deck you

>yanks voted him as president

thinkin of doin a wank tbqh

lol

playing guitar hero

when - if ever - will they learn?

how many layers of irony are you on right now

radio.garden/live/
doing a listen

disgusting. fuck this country.

Why doesn't he name the jews

i hate women

it's not fair that they get to exist without having sex with me

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I sure wish that was an actual quote of Donald "american embassy to israel in jerusalem" Trump

ok interesting

exceptional post

OP why are you up so early?

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Do it I want to but can't right now
Do it twice to make up for me

I'm in love with a girl that lives a world away and doesn't even know I exist

some outrageous boobies in this thread

youtube.com/watch?v=Ojfdil6ybd0

>7:53
>early

You should write a semi-autobiographical novel lad

How does this make you feel?

reddit.com/r/IncelHeaven/comments/5hn5zs/what_animals_pussy_feels_the_closest_to_a_womans/db1fs8y/

benis is rising :D

once read a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.

DOWN PERISCOPE

anyone watch that new show where they put bunch of muslims in a house and make them argue

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turned on

>I am also an extremely jealous person and I have thought of getting an alpha cow/horse to let him fuck my partner and I will get angry at him and end up killing him and eating him up, while I forgive my female partner and tell her it is okay.

>What do you think? My fantasy of beating up chads and getting a woman will be solved in one stroke, I think it sounds great.

/brit/?

soph has got a way better flow

millie is cringe and awks

laughed

who are these semen demons

Feel a bit of an inferiority complex after visiting Royal Leamington Spa cause of the name. Tempted to start a petition to change our towns name so we can compete.

>tfw trannies have bigger dicks than me

I warned you you little gobshite
*fucking decks you*

hope this doesn't awaken anything in me

why am i laughing

*revs gas chamber*

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Where'd you find the cctv livefeeds from Paris?

*slips*
*counters*
*stomps on your jaw, leaving you fucked for life*

don't step next time you little squirt

Someone confirm that this one doesn't have a dick, please.
The post below it is throwing me

ok

youtube.com/watch?v=2hYjxdWeWtQ

the absolute STATE of New York

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>he didn't do the full monobrow

I have a dick if you are interested

Not arsed moving my playstation closer to the modem, but need to update bf1.
So I'm gonna use my data from my phone....

didn't laugh as much at that one

no thx

>ATM skimmers are now putting hidden skimmers inside petrol pumps

ah yes electronic payment

>using anything but cash
Shiggy

en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Benis&action=history

Royal Dudley sounds pretty good to me imo

>being an automobile-cuck

it's the fate you chose

based psychiatrist

Do you think i'm a joke?

just had my first curry in nearly a year

feel like I've been punched in the gut, going to be fun coming out the other end

why don't you move a knife closer to your jugular in order to update to death quicker...

literally cannot stop wanking

I like this body type

*it was a hologram*
*disembowels you with a fillet of lidl haddock*
heh... bet your fannys fuckin mingin now...

you know why that is? shit-tier meat. stop eating halal filth.

Weak

nice

.

>coming from the nation that banned motorsports

>isle of man
>wanking
bit gay

Titus...

I've been wanking daily for the past 15 years
Sometimes to some sick shit that makes me want to vomit afterwards

My mind is fucked beyond help I'm afraid

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I only just moved here recently la
i'm british

"beports telehind"
"suicides you"
'Kid, personal nothing, it's

I wouldn't be able to either if I actually could rn

Wow fucking uncalled for mate

>wanks a bit much and to some unpleasant things in the heat of the moment
>"My mind is fucked beyond help I'm afraid"
right

my willy has good posture

holy fuck

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8/10 at works birthday today. struggling to cope with the fact that her bf will surely be ragging her senseless tonight, going down on her clitty for ages until she's writing in pleasure, smashing her little fanny in and she's fucking loving it. how do i look her in the eye tomorrow knowing that she had a cock in her mouth only 12 hours prior? how do i compose myself knowing she is wearing a panty liner in case any of her bfs cum leaks out into her knickers? i can't take it anymore

>My mind is fucked beyond help I'm afraid

I see you are unfamiliar with the most basic psychological concepts

Fuck off

why / how did you move? is it good ?

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>Why yes, I do consider myself to be a member of the esteemed middle class as my job involves the use of a computer and desk.