"Sorry, we only hang out with guys that speak Spanish"

>"Sorry, we only hang out with guys that speak Spanish"
What do you do?

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e chupa mes bollas

Hola muchachas

Sorry, I prefer 2d girls

build a wall between them and me

Hola guapas

this is my every weekend tbqh

Me pido la tercera de izquierda a derecha.
>implicando que saber español hace la más mínima diferencia
Si fuera así no tendría que pagar por tener sexo.

They look basic and loud enough for me to pretend I don't get what they say.

Nice but here girls would even use google translate in order to meet a handsome foreigner

>handsome
Nevermind

But those are not mexicans

>handsome

Just speak some random Latin words in an accent and hope none of them actually speak Spanish

>Hola, señoritas, queréis infinito placer?

assert dominance by speaking russian, those latinos are all communists anyway

shrug, chug my beer and get a new one

go home and play wow

Tall at least?
Latinas so still count

chupa la polla bitchez

M8, Colombians are one of the easiest woman I have ever met. Not even white.

e-even if he's an ameriyank?

Hola supermercado de la bancos por aqui

Los gezelligitos, dónde esté genietos

claro que si, claro que no
Los jóvenes, más chulos del pueblo
Spaanse worst sowieso, voor die ho's chorizo
Bocadillo con manchego, dat is Faber Gego


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Hola chicas! Soy un alcohólico y tengo un pequeño pene

*abrir la cremallera polla*

TODAS PUTAS

Just say "bonjour, pizza pasta" and you've proven to them that you speak their language

>bonjour, pizza pasta
>spanish
refugee education

Show some respect he was an empire 400 years ago.

Colombians are easier

I've learned Spanish for 4 years in school, and I just realised I don't remember any of it.

h-hola nenas.. ¿Queréis pasar un buen rato ?

That's true but i don't why did he say "here"

ola, san miguel por favor
only spanish I learned when over there

>Mentions refugees in a attempt to ruse me
>Brazilians in charge of banter

Hola. Usted hablo español ou algo.
Hasta mañana... chicas.
Eh.. fuck it.
I don't speak Spanish. I'd just leave.

>implying I was bantering
also, eu vi o que você fez lá

bonjour is french

Por que?
No hablas Ingles.

>queréis
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

ay caramba give pucci puta

Ciao

Happy now?

ciao is italian pizza de puta

Guten tag mein pasta puta

If you're a Spanish speaking grill your cunt is wet by now

im nod a grill, my microwave has that, though

¿Qué problema hay con queréis ? ¿Te sabes los tiempos verbales?
epic troll XD gets better each time

>Used hablo
M8 that's like saying you am when you meant to refer to yourself

habla espanol con ellos por supuesto

Does "usted" mean "you"?
How do you say "I", then?

Melasfo

Yo

Usted = You (formal)
Tú = You (colloquial)
Yo = Me

I could have easily just looked it up, but thank you.

vivi en españa un año pues hablo el idioma bastante bien, ya podeis chupar mi polla

>queréis
Cringe af

Puto pendejo corizon, mi lady

aprendo espanol

I only hang out with chicks who like orgasms.

Yo he vivido un año en Montréal y ni puta idea de francés, always English lol

>French flirtation

uno mas uno son siete..?

portugues es espanõl mal hablado btw

tu que hablas sobre?

Yet another thing argentina can't have, recuerdate que las malvinas son inglesas sudaca de mierda

I'm Colombian American and speak fluent Spanish and English.

You better believe I would destroy that pussy

>french
my mistake, I should have said Algerian flirtation, you cunt.

I laugh out loud, I glance at them with the power of a thousand suns, I walk away.

Then I yell 'English, putas!'

Why are there so many Colombian girls on camwhore sites?
Also, why are so many of them unable to understand English?

Stay salty argentidog

Only hang out with girls taller than 5'9

>responds with insults to a silly joke
>but I am the salty
yeah whatever m8

>sudaca women
golddiggers, not worth it

Learn Spanish

I am American and spent last NY Eve in Miami at the Epic Hotel. Miami is filled with Euro looking Spanish speakers, but they seem to have no interest in people who do not speak the language. Not being native native fluent get you marked as a tourist. If you visit Miami as a Gringo you will do well with tourists, but not with Latin girls. There was some loaded Lebanese Brazilian guy that was doing well with white Venezuelan girls.

fucking colombus, why couldn't you just use the other way to get to India instead of look for another? We wouldn't have to cope with these fucking retards who mock at the correct perfect first-world use of spanish.

>inb4 you're not first world

fuck off. YOU ALL

wena mono ql aksgkasjkask

Now imagine being the UK and having the USA, a country with a far bigger population than your own, slaughter your language by changing how words are written and pronounced.

Como te agarraría a flechazos. Devuelve el oro conchetumare

kek, calm down Manolo

we pronounce it correctly, thank you very much. the original english colonists spoke much more like we do than then english people do today.

I prefer this example with Portugal instead of UK

>What do you do?
not hang out with them because i don't speak spanish

Shush, your country isn't even barely speaking Portuguese.

:^)

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All those white South American girls who live in Manhattan wind up with American or Euro guys, rarely with SA guys. In LA all the white Cuban actress marry Americans and stop being Latin in a few years. Alexis Bledel is a perfect example of this, and if you were to meet her you would never know she was an Argie. Ana de Armas is getting dicked by an American.

colombians are subhumans, a fucking plague in spain also your girls are short ugly goblins . fuck u and go back to your fuckingg jungle monkey

Leave Ana alone you bastards, she belongs to us

Hola tu vamos a la bedroom with moi? :D

They speak Favelado (ghetto Portuguese); very few Brazilians speak properly, and the ones that do are the pure whites in the south, who happen to be pure Germans in their ethnic background.

It is rarely the case that you cannot understand a chimp Rio type Brazilian, it is that he cannot speak proper Portuguese.

"Scooby-dooby doooo"

I speak Spanish, but would leave anyway. They all look like high-maintenance whores.

>They all look like high-maintenance whores.
This. They all look like I'm going to waste a lot of money before I get to fuck one of them.

você não gosta de está colombiana macaco de merda

The actual fucking would be great, but I doubt any of them would have anything even mildly interesting to say and they'd probably be quite annoying and vapid. I'd rather find a 7/10 who has some brains and a personality.

>macaco de merda
all are disgusting whores, goldiggers and 80& are ugly goblins.

Don't listen to them, you is "vos"

t. knows nothing about the Portuguese language

why are you defending monkeys
you are a white man and should comport yourself as such
have some self-respect
i hope a bolivian and a peruvian rape you

>its another burger posting shit