1. You're a cunt

1. You're a cunt
2. You are forced to move to Sudacamerica, which country do you move to?
(Death is not an option)

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Brazil to maximize my chances of dying.

If i can't pick Colombia i would pick big Colombia

Uruguay.
I don't mind the fact that it unironically has niggers, they're not that bad.

France

Chile or Argentina, maybe southern Brazil but not sure how dangerous it is

brasil is only really dangerous if you live in one of those massive ghettos that are the size of a proper city, the rest is pretty normal 2bh.

...

Ar you really triggered by blacks that much?

LE SOUTHERN CONE XDD LE PINOCHETS HELICOPTER

depends on how bad those earthquakres in chile are

it moves but nothing really happens, unless you live right next to the coast, that's not a good idea.

Id stay here tbhwydca

Chile

not him, but there's no black people here.
and they are always depicted as bloodthirsty criminals, morons and just uncivilized and violent in general.
how do you think a person who's never interacted with them in real life would feel towards them?

where else are you gonna live in chile? its a big coast

friend studied there and says earthquakes are unbearable

i pick argentina now that i think about it

Just don't live right next to the beach
>earthquakes are unbearable
The worst that can happen to you is that your tv could break or something like that, as long as you don't live in a house made out of cardboard you shoul be fine, you just wait until it ends and keep going with your life.

you realize ofcourse that we're not immigrant friendly, right?
at least not when it comes to latinos.

I'd pick U R GAY I guess

>only 2 years to become an Argie
wew

ive been neighbor with plenty of argies, i dont care youll have to fit me in

>an entire life of being called "negro de mierda" and laughed at

Guyana, because it's English, and I sure as hell am not learning an Arabic dialect.

Buy a huge saw and manually separate Southern Brazil from Brazil, giving Paraguay access to the sea in the process.

For that, you should move to Venezuela or Colombia instead.

If you are seriously set on dying, just flash a medium to high-end cellphone in downtown Medellin, Cali or Bogota and some Colombian subhuman will do the rest.

uruguay

U.R.gay for cheap legal weed :DDD

Chile or Argentina idk much about safety in other South American countries, but maybe Peru/Ecuador/Paraguay/Uruguay/Venezuela would be an option too

>Venezuela
you're doing it wrong

Please kys

Don´t
Or bring polish qts.

chile

>Venezuela
Please no

Argentina desu
All the Argentinians I've met are total bros

But they hate Peruvians

Argentina

Suriname

Easy.

If the Caribbean is an option then Aruba.

And we hate Chileans
It's just banter

What about us
Gib back land

There's something in your flag, Colombia

There´s favelas in your cities, Africa.

Come home rebel clay

Just like in your country

>It's banter
You have to go back with the rest of your dirty countrymen

Chile, Argentina, or Uruguay. I'm not sure which I'd like best but they all seem like pretty pleasant cunts tbqhwy. Are Punta Arenas and Ushuaia any good? I prefer colder weather. Brazil, Colombia, Venezuela, etc are out of the question based on climate alone.

delet

Not really.

There's literally nothing to do there and it's filling up with bolis because arg gvt is giving the land basically free

Easily going to Brazil

>dat sweet portuguese language
>bunda everywhere
>amazing food
>caramel colored cuties
>beautiful white man so bitches will love me
>fresh caipirinha

As long as I don't get killed by favela niggers life wouldnt be too bad

>literally nothing to do there
Compared to where? Like what would one have access to elsewhere in Chile but not in Punta Arenas?

fun

1. Poland
2. Argentina, and marry the Argentinian qt

If you had a half Polish, half Argentinian kid, they'd be a living breathing "I'm white" meme.

are you trying to imply that argentinians and poles aren't, in fact, the whitest people on earth?

2bh I fucking love South America for some reason, very fascinating, European, yet the chaos of the third world :D

Whole continent speaks the same language more or less, making travel practical

I wanna get a buddy and ride motorcycle through the continent from Argentina Che Guevara style

you make a good case Yankee-doodle bro

Portuguese is like the cutest language there is

you won't get killed by favela nigger if you don't go to favela, simple

Südbrasil

Are they somehow incapable of wandering away from the favela?

ur a gay

Brazil, Uberlandia.

Eat pingu all day everyday and teach English, marry a MG qt and retire to swing on a hammock and write books everyday.

El Salvador is mentioned!

What is pingu? South American food in general is fucking elder god tier.

No

Are you aware that there a huge portion of land in Colombia that enjoys temperate subtropical climate year round? To make a comparison, the southern US is way hotter on average

south chile pls. i need muh cold climate

>t.amehd xing lee al-trudeau

Calm down, 0

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