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Knife Crime Up 3%

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha wipeout!

>its almost 2017
>there are people not cultivating in the profound

heavy sack beatings up 90%

i have a download speed of 400 kilobytes per second and so do all my friends

thoughts?

>I post on /brit/

I am within sniffing distance of getting a gf

She's cornered and helpless, I just need to decide on the manner of execution

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Karate chop to the neck from behind

district 9 is such a great film

timothy james byrne here at my flat at 42 Amersham Hill HP13 6PQ High Wycombe

Down 6 in Scotland.

>tfw the angry nation is less violent because we don't got them black landan folks.

What're you guys playing?
I'm supposed to be playing game of war but this one player keeps kicking my ass.
Is it TheLegend27?
Yeah, TheLegend27.
Who is the TheLegend27?
Some say TheLegend27 is the first Game of War Player ever, born from fire. Favored by the God of War.
I heard TheLegend27 can hurl a boulder further than a catapult.
I heard TheLegend27 once defeated an entire army with a single blow.
I heard TheLegend27 once challenged the sun to a staring contest, and that's why we now have night.
Well, what can be done to stop TheLegend27?
laugter
Stop TheLegend27? Many have attempted but can't stop a waterfall with a tea cup.
Unless you're TheLegend27.
Oh that's right.
But the worst part is, just when you think you're safe, just when you think you might escaped, TheLegend27 finds you, and you never even see it coming.
WHAM, just like that.
What? No, no no no.
That's impossible.
TheLengend27 has captured my hero.
Mine too, and I had a peace shield up.
TheLegend27 is coming for me next I can feel it.
Aww, you guys i'm sure it's not that bad.
You have no idea what just happened.
I might have some idea.

Yeah but saffers are gay cunts so it cancels out

>its mutilated unfortunately.

I DID NAT HAVE SEXUWOO RELAYSHUNS WITH THAT FOCKIN PRAWN

ah yes
express.co.uk/news/politics/743080/Labour-MP-Ben-Bradshaw-highly-probable-Russian-hackers-interfered-Brexit-EU-referendum

fook off men

*runs on stage and takes the mic from the Poster above me*
All Nova Scotians should be killed.
*runs off stage, headbutts the Janitor and cartwheels out of the Fire Exit*

business idea: weight watchers type diet food products that have qr codes you scan when you eat, and an app that tallies up your calories and macros and whatnot

fatties fall for this shit all the time

How do you react to roving swarms of tourists?

did they hack the paper ballots?

I support this

didn't know what he meant

shan't be replying to his post

>want to chat up a good looking girl at the bar
>starts speaking to her
>her breath smells like shit

almost drank an entire 750ml of liquor and not even a bit drunk what gives lads

>ANOTHER brown youtuber from england
LMAO holy fucking SHIT
are there even any white youtubers LEFT in england???

Google Chrome is literally a botnet

Dunno how you mongs fail to grasp this

Use Firefox or Pale Moon or even better IceCat

josie what are you doing in new zealand

drinking at home lad thats what

>if not for my post there would of been 3 posts in a row

might sleep

do something weird so they think all the locals are like that
once in Toronto I saw a group of Chinese tourists taking pictures so I sat down on the sidewalk right in front of them and started eating my lunch

guess i'll give the ol lads a call and we'll hit the clubs haha

sup Kim

They already have several different variations of that

You're literally about 5 years too late

Going to bed lads goodnight especially the american pengest munch poster

getting rammed by superior Kiwi bulls haha x

Chrome is SOO good and fast though
its a devils bargain
firefox crashes so much and is slow

also Chromium is better than Chrome plus its open source.

*closes all 1000 chrome processes and downloads netscape navigator*

what lads haha

what's botnet about chrome?

youtube.com/watch?v=4kDkQN7AtRQ

RIP in Hell Pupper

Sarcuck of Cuckkad is a quadroon but you wouldn't know just by looking at him

Kiwis know a lot about rams haha

Autism

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>petrol prices go up whenever retards start fighting in the middle east
could you stupid arabs please not, some of us actually have a use for oil

*australian

& that! & this! & that! & this! & that! & this! & that! & this! & that! & this! & that! & this!

Russia is everywhere, somehow our incredibly advanced and perverse security services can't stop Russian hackers.

what we need is more spyware and a bigger botnet

>image.jpg

Have very noticeable grey hair lads

NEED a big lipped gf to kiss passionately

t. lad with a big gob

just makin a funny haha

haha

NEEd a big lipped gf to put penis into passionately

t. lad with a big dingus

>we need MORE SURVEILLANCE and LESS PRIVACY, its for your own good you dumb goys
>crimes still happen at the same rate

How to stop terrorism: don't touch the middle east with a bargepole of any length

Don't think it works like that 2bh

the russians the russians the russians

EVERYBODY BLAME THE RUSSIANS

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Literally the only brown youtuber from the UK I've ever seen is KSI

You must search for brown people too much

we need to stop pedofiles, drugdealers, and terrorists

>monitors everyone through always on webcams, microphones, keyloggers and more.

there now you're safe.

wankers up there

'sheed

>firefox crashes so much and is slow
u wot? This literally never happens unless your computer is a toaster

Thats cool, whats the story?

How is this kid 23

it constantly collects information on you while in use, every single thing you do through Chrome is recorded and stored by Google. Chrome also allows them to access system information beyond merely what you browse.

just use Chromium if you NEED Chrome
its better and its Free (as in Freedom)

>society is going down the toilet at the exact same time religion died off

business idea: smart toaster with apps to burn patterns into your toast etc.

Google

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Shall genuinly be considering stealing this business idea.

I have lots of tabs open all the time

some guys mum walked in on him having a wank so he moved up there so she'd stop walking in on him having a wank so he could wank without being walked in on

include me in the instruction manual

Don't think you understand what a botnet is 2bh

Eisenhower senpai so wise ~~uggu

>religion is dying off
>2/7ths (and growing) of the world population is Muslim

try again sweetie x

KIM JONG UN!

he's using the Sup Forums definition i.e anything that harvests information.

some hermit lives up there. being srs

theres also a hermit that lived in the US for a while living off the land and also stealing from neighbors. He was missing for 27 years before they found him alive out in the woods.

He had just lived out there on his own with absolutely no contact for 27 years.

>islam makes up our society
rasheed

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bit retarded

>russia isn't doing anything
>we need more surveillance and less privacy for the retarded goys!
>russia still isn't doing anything
>see, it worked!

Ahh yes society was much better when you worked in a factory at 12 only had a bath once a week then got sent off to die in a field in some pointless war

Definitely better than what we have now

believe this is already an item kim

would rather live under Islam than communism desu

why don't they make transparent toasters so you can see how browned it's getting?

FUCK

low hanging fruit here

Better idea: stop muslims coming here and remove those that are here

The government and the american government collect everything you do online anyway to be honest

Islam is imploding, which is why they are having such issues right now, they are in a s much of a crisis of faith as the West is, but of a different sort.

desu I think the West is aching for a spiritual revival, though I'm not sure Christianity can deliver as it is, it has utterly lost the public trust.

I imagine a sincere and active attempt to bring Buddhism to the West and make it applicable to Western needs would be enormously successful.

weeb fag

ahh yes society is so much better now that nobody can get a job, we're becoming minorities in our own countries and we are quickly becoming 3rd world

definitely better than what they had

why don't you just look down the top you manlet