>be germanic
>be formerly protestant, currently godless
>have welfare american college students are jealous of
>have high standard of life
>be sea faring
>have high rates of english speakers etc.
>have autistic social norms
>still not nordic
are we the most nordic non-nordic country?
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I always assumed Netherlands was nordic before I learned where it was.
[spoiler] I thought it was next to Denmark as a kid [/spoiler]
I mean it kind of is.
You are nordic if binland nordic
Nordic is defined by language and culture you tard.
Also for what reason do you want to be Nordic other than to be able to jerk off on Sup Forums about "muh pure aryan genes"?
You can be honourary leaf anglos.
Your people can become civilized, so I regard you as crypto-nordic.
>language
what is finnish
>culture
ellaborate? what culture do you guys have that we don't?
>be sea faring
??
you weren't vikings
nope. even beter, we were saxons, frisians and Franks.
Vikings are often heralded for the fact that they conquered a lot of land. Franks conquered even more land (pic related). But that's not all, the land vikings "conquered" was baren, uninhabited. The regions the franks conquered, were some of the most densely populated areas in europe.
You sided with Denmark and got BTFO in the battle of Lund, running back home with your tail between your legs. No continentals can ever be nordic.
what will the Netherlands do if the polar ice caps melt?
build a wall all along the coast
Become an island
Migrate or join their ancestors in Doggerland
>have welfare American College kids are jealous of
Want them?
Nice flag
>What is Finnish
Pretty related and significantly influenced by Scandinavian culture. Pic related.
>What culture do you guys have that we don't?
Runestones, akvavit, burial mounds, relics and remnants from longboats, Dannevirke (if the Germans didnt steal it), well documented reports and more on our history as vikings.
I'd say we have a lot, but I wouldnt say a lot of it is prevalent in the daily lives of the modern Dane.
>Pretty related and significantly influenced by Scandinavian culture
Scandinavian people has created out of Finnish culture you mean ?
What are dikes
>Pretty related and significantly influenced by Scandinavian culture. Pic related.
Scandinavian language is also very inflhenced by Low german (a.k.a. Dutch dialects.)
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> but I wouldnt say a lot of it is prevalent in the daily lives of the modern Dane.
Exactly. I was talking about the post reformation Scandinavian and Dutch Cultures, which are indeed very similar.
>post reformation
If you want to go that way, we might as well call the entire world Anglosphere and call it a day
Feels good to have cucked the peoples of their world out of their respective cultures. Enjoy godless consumerism
Is God influenced by his worshipers? We write your music and fill you with envy.
>tfw too intelligent to be Nordic
>Scandinavian language is also very inflhenced by Low german (a.k.a. Dutch dialects.)
That swings both ways. We influenced you first (vikings and such like), then you influenced us in later years.
You can only be nordic if you are NORTH germanic. Finnland and Greenland are nordic because historical reasons.
Northwestern germany, Scandinavia and Netherlands are the same fucking thing. No culture whatsoever.
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