What's your excuse for not studying Russian?

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Because Russia's balkanization is nigh and soon it'll be useless

no russian gf

No interest, and I heard their grammar is a bitch.

Hey balt bros there's wolf among your flock

I'm not a gommie

I hate slavs
t. east german

I did, in college, but I have no use for it in my day to day life, so I am (at best) super goddamn rusty now

Why should I study something I already know?

Because it's a very difficult language to learn, no matter what you'll sound awful at it, and it's only useful in Russia and its satellite nations.

None of these count.
Good man.

this

a better question is why russian don't learn english ? it's reallty easy and the most useful language.

I spent all my time learning Spanish(I language I can actually use) instead.

Because the russian cursive is satanic.

I never knew something so horrifying could exist

droppedjaw.jpg

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>be russian 2nd grader
>learn cursive
They don't make you learn cursive in second grade like us, right?

too apathetic to do anything or learn something

They learn it in first grade

>tfw crazy enough to actually do it

Because it's a shitty language desu

Is studying russian worth it to get a russian gf like Katya?

DA

important question: are you beta?