Times Russia Hacked You

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Can you hack my college transcripts and turn it into a 4.0 and graduated cum lauda in bio engineering masters? kthnxbye

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Ask CSI to do it you lazy faggot

it's too late

russia has hacked the world mainframe

These kind of things are done by Putin personally, you'll have to ask him.

Some russian fuck tried stelong my Steam acc once, somehow.
I was chilling and got email that someone from some bumfuck city in Syberia was trying to log in my acc, but i instantly logged and changed the password again.Didnt have any problems since then

Is the hacker known as Sup Forums involved? Is Putin paying him?

All hacking is supervised by the God-Emperor Vlad the First(and only), pbuh. We are just simple grunts.

Nope.
Have some kawaii calendar for the next year instead.

FUCK russia
they still assassinate people in this day and age

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Litvinenko

that was you, little motherfucker, I've almost got it

>russia has hacked america as well as all of western europe
HACK THE PLANET

Russia hacked the automated order machine at McDonald's and instead of a big mac like I wanted it placed an order for a mcchicken.

So does MI6, CIA and most other Western intelligence agencies. Doesn't excuse Russia, but you're retarded to believe they're the only ones that do it.

RUSSIANS HACKED MY COMPUTA HELP AMURKA!!!!!

t. Putinbot

is putinbot the GRU's new malware?

Reminder that the reason why you have no gf is because the Kremlin hacked girls' brains with radio waves.

wtf I HATE Russia now

t. Putinbot

No, that would be Trump

>ask a girl out
>she's about to say yes
>Putin hacks her
>runs away screaming
fourth time this week

RIP
Indirectly, but still. He never got to make Africa great.

>want to do my assignment early this time
>end up playing video games instead
WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK RUSSIA?

Is this bizarro Sup Forums

Putin hacked my Russian gf and made her cheat on me and break my heart. Probably a smart move from him desu, because I've been a basement-dwelling autist ever since and, who knows, if he hadn't done it, I might now be a successful anti-Russia politician.

>Go to get milk for my cereal
>There's no milk
FUCK OFF PUTIN STOP HACKING

>finish taking a shit
>there's no toilet paper

fucking Russians

>ask for a coke
>"is pepsi, okay?"
PUTIN FOR FUCK'S SAKE

>rawdog a whore I met at a bar
>get crabs

KREMLIN PLS

>nip down to greg's for a sausage role
>"sorry we're all out"
russia please stop i'm hungry

Is putin the hacker known as 4-Chan?

SHUT IT DOWN!

t. Putinbot

This angers me deeply. Poor Russia.
:(

these russian hackers seem to be nigh omnipotent
can't they just find me a gf?

ITT: russian shills

> having the courage to ask four girls out in a week
> being on Sup Forums

Something isn't right.

>Stubbed my toe today against the coffe table

I BET PUTIN DID THIS REEEEEE

>US official """sources""" confirm 100% Russia did it

I wish I were getting paid for this. Sadly, I'm just a useful idiot.