Body image edition
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cara
the gf
>aussie bf is drinking condensed milk
Is this even worse than skimmed milk?
Terrified of milk
*schrodings towards you*
dont like the pengest runt lads
I might want to rant this. I met a girl a black girl l while on an Uber. The first thing she said was that my haircut was nice. Later on she moved on to ask whether I was in a relationship and then told me she wants to be someone her age. She acted civilized and not ghetto and for the bit we spoke she was quite nice to be honest.I didn't ask for a number and probably could have had a girlfriend today.I haven't had any interaction with girls or the world for that matter in years. I had an opportunity out of nowhere and did nothing.
I kind of regret it.
rasheed
going to eat some sausages and eggs
looking good for his age
Me
>she wants to be someone her age
good goal tbf
I think you lot should leave
phone uber hundreds of times till you get her like some gay romcom
*farts*
fucked it
>green paint
>not green earmuffs
>not green leaves
>green paint
Fucking ruined TD with that shit
all me
>black
dodged it
Yes, mate!
did she have freckles
fancy a cuppa but can't be arsed to go top up the water card
*shoots you in the head*
>work christmas party last night
>drank til 3am
>started work at 8.30
lads i am not having a good day
NEED a black gf to chimp out at me
>christmas party on a wednesday
Fuck that seems like it'd be really hot actually
Before exiting the Uber she asked whether I wanted some food she had. She was caring and sweet and a bit autistic like me. No freckles.
your own fault you soused miscreant
>Before exiting the Uber she asked whether I wanted some food she had
I'm shit with girls but that sounds weird to me.
but also sounds like 10/10 waifu material
>applications closed
fuck missed out
racist
It was a trap, she was surely baiting you to steal your mountain gold.
redpill me on the royal cats
Ahh yes, that's sure to look good on the resume
after your kidneys. you would have woken up in a bathtub of milk
can hear this mechanical keyboard twat across the room
4*1k words
Bit much
can hear this chiclet pleb nonce across the room
breakin' in the new keyboard lads
>No freckles.
you did the right thing
clickety clack
browsing /r/short
typing 180wpm at typeracer on my new mechanical keyboards in a public library lads
browsing /r/smalldickproblems
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why is it all the subreddits mentioned here have to do with insecurities
Is it because reddit is autistic or /brit/ is?
yodeling at this
me in the middle
>tfw despite this miniman's unfortunate stature he probably still has a better life than me
about to go browse /r/runt
oh wait im already here
>yes, you there at the back with shaven head and mask. i believe you have a question about repeating digits?
I can only think at 80wpm
am i really the only one that's gonna comment on that nice ass? holy shit
lamo #bantered aha
o i am fumin
unironically browsing Sup Forums on comfy real madrid thread game
tbf it'd be useful if you plan on being working for all those thriving magazine publications with incredibly promising futures
I think that batsinthebarbell /fit/ chick is really fucking qt and I don't know why
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don't know why i come to Sup Forums i despise foreigners
>100cm master race
not appreciating your blog posts
pit the elder
you're a big guy
LORD PALMERSTON!
the better pitt 2bh
fuck off paddy
PITT THE ELDER *pokes your chest*
don't worry it's mutual
NEED a peasant gf
...
obvs for the flags so you can spot the forrens and then persecute them
waiting for my shower speaker to charge before I have a shower
ugh, gonna have to boot up my vpn every time i feel like downloading something now
abc.net.au
but there's like a billion mirrors already
Or you can just install the kproxy extension
nice NICE nannystate
i'm assuming they're going to block all the mirrors as well
They'll obviously fail.
You can even host your own.
shan't be downloading any "free" vpn extensions, they'll probably steal my bank details
>proxy = vpn
DIVERSITY
CULTURAL
VIBRANCY
then pay for it
Cannot WAIT to shag the new gf lads
I'm hanging like a little bitch lads
same thing :)
green hat looks white desu
is there any good piratebay alternative? can only think of kickass but that's been down a while
Nah m8 it's green
i have a paid vpn but it takes a couple minutes to sort out
is she black?
*celebrates the rich cultural addition*
Future really does look bright :)
No but she's not white either
extratorrent.cc is good but they don't have as much stuff as tpb
why the fuck would anyone hack Yahoo lmao
ya, who cares about yahoo? ;^)
think I might have ADHD.