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lock the cunt in the freezer edition

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poo

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bit scared of beans, was really into eating a full tin on toast every few days but the last time I did it I nearly died so havn't had any since

bloody yanks

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going to become a woman and take my oneitis' name but slightly change it to compensate for the fact i will never have her

forgot that the Irish were in league with the nazis lol

alri ribena

just a reminder
Aisha >>>>>>>>>>>> Sara > Rosie

bit of an exaggeration

ah yes the stereotypical paddy comes to brit and acts butthurt about the british gimmick

an oldie but a goodie x

get tae fuck will ya
our nazi party was outlawed and leader arrested just like yours

snowing out

dumb fucking frogposter

I should say fascist party not nazi. They didn't really have the whole racism supremacy thing, it was more a copy of Franco's Spain

Americans are poor and have no taste

Talking about THE nazis which the irish helped

going to do a so-called "shave" lads

>suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem
>implying life is temporary

How come National "Socialism" is right wing?

find it proper weird that absolutley everyone who played this game as a kid did this

How come your mum is fat?

You have no power here, Janny.

It wasn't it

it was centrist authoritarian

HOWEVER

modern "neo-nazi" groups are generally more right wing

Left wing = everything revolutionary
Right wing = everything reactionary

Simple shit m8

helped how?
We gave the british weather reports, allowed captured british soldiers to "escape" over the border but kept the captured nazis locked up all war
If Eamon DeValera wasn't our PM at the time we probably would have joined the war. Even he knew the nazis losing was in our interest

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NEED a dancing french gf

indubidably

how is national socialism not revolutionary

Guten Morgen. Etwas kalt draußen, irisches Wetter halt. Immerhin ist die Sonne draußen und hoffentlich wird es etwas wärmer. Ich bin das sechste Mal diese Woche auf dem Weg nach Hause von Dublin. Bin gerade an der Raststätte bei Enfield und schaue mal, ob ich was zu Essen bekomme. Okay, keine Ahnung, was ich den Rest des Tages tun werde. Einfach mal abwarten. Ich melde mich bald, Tschüss!

how did you not post this video
youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk

too obvious

>America did literally all the heavy lifting on the western front
>3/5 beaches on D-Day were Commonwealth

better be nice or i'll post another frog

Not to mention they joined in rather late.

>America did literally all the heavy lifting on the western front
>3/5 beaches on D-Day were Commonwealth

Unified Eire when?

fuck off bruce

because one of its core tenants of fascism or nazism is anti-communism
Its also a return to traditional family values

good stuff

before 1916

REMINDER

no

Oh m will einen Penis aus Gold haben. Oh mein Wille, eine Scheiße aus Diamant haben. Oh, eine nette Freundin von Taschen aus Sand gemacht haben

Revolutionary in the sense of the French Revolution, not the colloquialism

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Thoughts?

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disagree with this but only because wales should be before scotland and ulster

absolutely BOD post

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>it's that weird QI episode with the puppet pretending to be a person
instant skip

council tax rises

gr8

not satisfied with taxing the shit out of me to pay for the ponzi scheme that is triple locked pensions

gotta stump up for the demented in fucking retirement homes
smdh

*goosesteps towards you*

>QI

>ywn lick a fanny that's wet just because of you

tbf why didn't all the squaddies just swim back to england

not far lyk is it

>it's QI
instant skip

>Student Finance have sent me a letter asking me to confirm my unemployment by sending them a bank statement from the past 3 months

don't they know that everyone's paperless these days?

Hallo delilah
Wie ist es in New York City?
Ich bin tausend Meilen entfernt
Aber Mädchen, heute Nacht siehst du so hübsch aus
Ja, Sie tun
Times Square kann nicht so leuchten wie Sie
Ich schwöre, es ist wahr

>I don't watch QI

kuk ultralul

dumbbell rowed 65kg 4x10 today lads
piss easy as well

Sent them printouts. Haha.

holy shit the little envelope they sent in the big envelope doesn't even have a prepaid stamp

fuck these scottish kikes

>Babies made from two women and one man have been approved by the UK's fertility regulator.

>implying the tanks didn't stop because Hitler personally believed Britain would take his side against the Soviets if he spared them at Dunkirk

Historical revisionism wins again

>Mum dies in tank of molten chocolate after 'tumbling in when leaning over to pick up mobile phone'
>One stunned witness said: "She was minced, only her legs were left"

mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/mum-dies-tank-molten-chocolate-9455312

Extremely disrespectful

waste of chocolate

Your idea is actually the wrong one though. The Germans didn't attack the Dunkirk pocket because they needed to reorg. I suppose they could have attacked but they would have done so without enough ammo and petrol

>it's an irish poster having an odd hatred for wales edition

it's ok cariad, not everyone can be brythonic master race

>Russia

Doubt they wasted it tb h

They stopped because the land was too marshy for them you deluded nazi cunt

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my Russian chocolates just arrived lads
bit meaty

>tfw hitler was betrayed

England and wales are objectively better than shiteland and direland

My name's /brit/, and I hate _______

oh no I feel so bad for him

alri captain obvious

new black pidgeon speaks lads

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runts

oh shit you just got hacked

the french

>So they did
Made me chuckle.

Having said that, Scotland are faggots.

What happens if you kill yourself during a solar eclipse

A conservative, nationalist sphere stretching from Lisbon to Vladivostok, controlled by Moscow

This is what Sup Forums genuinely wants when they support Assad.

why don't you find out on February 26th

been posting here for so long i keep using british words without thinking

>Sup Forums is one person

Which part of Britain is worst

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I currently work with the nicest and most attractive guy I have ever met, we've had a few conversations here and there but I seriously started falling for this guy. I know a lot of people say "don't shit where you eat" in regards to workplace crushes but we're both in university, its just a temporary job. So in regards to my question, inspire me or stop me from asking him out.

may as well be

nonce

no board is a hive mind, except maybe Sup Forums

bender

foy

shag him in the bumhole lad

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West Brit

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