Reminder to never ever shake hand with a south Europoo

Reminder to never ever shake hand with a south Europoo

Southern England needs gassed

>Sweden, France, Germany, UK
>not green

Paper+bidet master race here btw. Anyone who uses paper only should have his hands chopped off desu

Wtf, most Muslim countries use Shattaf which is like Bidet.

This is a dumb map.

It isn't about North vs South in Britain, It's about middle and upper class vs working class.
poor runt

GOOD post

>Reminder to never ever shake hand with a south Europoo
>Embrace syrian refugees
Insane

It's a lie, Russians don't wipe with hand, we use candy wrappings and newspapers.

fucking snowniggers I swear

here in Italy we joke about the fact that france and britain don't use the bidet

also this

But you use your hand to wipe with paper right? What do you mean by "hand wiping"

Muslim nation is cleaner than Europe because toilets with shower are mainstream.

>tfw bidet user
the noble franco-norman blood seethes in my veins

Maybe one day we'll reach Japanese levels of hygiene when gamma rays become mainstream here

Nobody uses bidet here you dumbfucks.

low quality mspaint bait
everybody uses paper

Northern Italy and UK was the worst.
It gets jammed soon and it stops flowing.

You guys are supplied with radioactivity from Chernobyl.

>tfw bidets aren't common here
>tfw have to have a shower after shitting instead

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>implying your Dutch cousins aren't the dirtiest subhumans around

damn, the Muslims really increasing Germany and Sweden's percentage

blue is french empire? or padanian empire?

Is this after piss, shit or both?

I really want to buy fancy japanese toilets lads, anybody has experience with them? was it comfy?

>washing your hands
Subhumans 2bh

gooble gobble one of us

enjoy your shit immume system bro.

either, that's why it's a shit map

What the fuck is bidet?

t. Ali habibi

a sink for your butthole

> A bidet is a plumbing fixture or type of sink intended for washing the genitalia, perineum, inner buttocks, and anus of the human body, and is typically installed in a bathroom.

What the fuck

...

i've always used paper and only know people who use paper
whenever i go to the public toilets there's paper too

the only one time i had a bidet was at my grandmother's house like 10 years ago, she removed it since then

t. barbarian

>captcha: Mario Noble

Are you from Ostrava, lad?

t.polentanigger northern """italian"""" proxy

the bidet was literally invented in southern italy

a bathtube for manlets

>hand wiping
>get considerable amount of shit on your hands

>paper wiping
>get shit on your hands

>bidet
>get no shit on your hands

Really makes you ponder

>paper wiping
>get shit on your hands
You'll only get shit on your hands if you use just one square of paper after you had diarrhea.

>Nobody in the thread is arguing with the map
Wait what, is the map real? There aren't really people who use their hands, right....?

how the fuck do you use that?

Arabs and pajeets actually do but no euro does

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wtf I love Italians now

some Muslims still do but they usually wash their asses and their hands with soap after. it's even more hygienic than the Euro practice of wiping

>it's even more hygienic than the Euro practice of wiping
How so? Sounds like bs desu

source

We should build a wall against the Poohumans.

lmao no one uses a bidet in england

Then how come you have so ugly teeth, i call bs...

same here

oh so that's why the restrooms here don't have toilet paper

>bidet
>here

wtf

I am Sadinian and what the fuck si this, everyone sues bidet/paper here

hands???

...WTF??

Now seriously:

How do you people function without a bidet.

I understand not having one at Restaurants or other places but at home ?

How do you stay clean m8's ?

absolutely digusting

Eu nunca usei bidet e tenho quase a certeza que não norma aqui. Normalmente são usados para as mulheres lavarem-se lá em baixo

Onde vives ?

não é norma*

Perto de Cascais

You don't. It only exists to remind you that you are living in a civilised country.

:^)

Wtf is hand wiping?Wiping your ass full of shit with hand?Who does that?

indonesians do