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got the biere d'or ready for tonight boys

need to go to iceland and train in a strongman gym there

Farewell and adieu to you, Spanish Ladies
Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain;
For we've received orders for to sail for old England
But we hope in a short time to see you again

might go to iceland and have myself some biere d'or lads

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Spotty OUT

Lads do white people all look the same to Asians? So basically how they see us is now we see them?

inb4
>Finland
>white

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Looks loaded

shoreham mentioned, thanks lad they dont get look in very often

can't stop clapping and eating burgers

>mongols
>white

saved

Goedemorgen. Het is Iers weer, dus het is een beetje koud. Maar de zon schijnt dus hopelijk wordt het wat warmer.
Voor de zesde keer deze week onderweg van Dublin naar huis.
Momenteel in het Enfield tankstation, op zoek naar wat eten.
Ik weet niet wat ik verder doe vandaag, zie het wel.

they were fatty chips, I was gassed at first

ask an actual thai person anything

nope

chinese girl I asked said she also thought chinese people looked the same

>Note Being Racist is the New Racism

hmm yes.
I agree with that
*upvotes*

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are you an actual Thai person?

can you insult the king of thailand for me?

tessa

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Can almost see her nipple

repulsive body

oioi lads who's gassed for the apprentice interviews in an hour

ah yes, i'll have 1 (one) kazakh gf, please

are you sad about the kings passing?

dad's only gone and arranged the cheeky chinky to monday night not happy about it tbf was quite excited about friday x

she almost looks cute here

shame when she opens her mouth

WE BE KANGZ AND SHEEEIT

From Ushant to Scilly tis 35 leagues.

Seriously though, imagine lads. A tiny wooden ship on the deep and wide sea. The sun and rain beating down on you as you work the decks, navigating by map and starlight. With just your daily rum ration and shore leave where you might consort with an exotic lady of foreign climes. Fearing loss of life and limb should you engage in battle with a French or Spanish ship. What a time to be alive.

Aldi lad?

does anybody else do a hitler tache when they're shaving?

how do planes work?

How to start a fight on Sup Forums

step 1:

Everything is Putin's fault

thunder thighs

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M21 with the ACOG scope?

>Seriously though, imagine lads. A tiny wooden ship on the deep and wide sea. The sun and rain beating down on you as you work the decks, navigating by map and starlight. With just your daily rum ration and shore leave where you might consort with an exotic lady of foreign climes. Fearing loss of life and limb should you engage in battle with a French or Spanish ship. What a time to be alive.

Buffet ?

having a peng munch

Thanks lad. I used to live in Shoreham.

can't grow anything but neck fluff haha

can't consider most people to be actual conscious humans and not just programmed automaton ape machines. people have such strong convictions on subjects they know nothing about, is it any surprise how easily people can be brainwashed to believe absolutely anything? most people do not even spend 1% of their lives in true awareness, they are happy as the blissfully ignorant, autopilot, insectiod worker-drones as long as they can blow their weekly wage on clothes in mansfield town centre on a saturday.

Anytime i'm unfortunate enough to be in the presence of a mormon I find it fascinating to observe a "correct answer machine" up close. no matter what input you give the machine it always manipulates it to fit its programmed bias and then produces a reptilian brain response that simply disregards, ignores anything that contradicts it's programmed algorithm, and produces scripted, stage managed rehearsed responses.

Mormons are an extreme example but this mechanism applies to many "normal" people in a less overt way.

favourite dish?

reminder that reviewbrah is an annoying YANK nonce and it is NOT /ourguy/

Rate my OC

I often fantasise about being an Imperial Naval Commander at the height of the Empire, exploring the world and visiting strange and exciting ports and harbours.
but tbqh I get horrifically sea-sick, can't even stand-up without throwing up kek
My ancestors would be ashamed

mmm yes

didn't process a lexeme of this

>select all images that feel romantic
Captchas are getting a bit complicated lads

this post gave me dejavu

yes x

worthing lad me, but the shoreham lads are alright. if they get a mention no point in not lauding it, they would do the same for worthing god bless their cotton souls

>I often fantasise about being an Imperial Naval Commander at the height of the Empire, exploring the world and visiting strange and exciting ports and harbours.

unironically have just as good a vocal range as freddie mercury

Classy bird desu

cannot stand this blatant pengest munch shill

I don't see race

Nice one

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It's very possible that I've posted something similar in the past

reviewbrah is one of the few fast food reviewers that actually reviews
the rest just make jokes

O'er the hills and o'er the main
Through Flanders, Portugal and Spain
King George commands and we obey
Over the hills and far away.

Not an argument.

just bought 400 quid worth of bitcoins

reviewbrah speaks english

>when his establishment doesn't serve burger sauce

you're missing the point, his content is just objectively shit

you laugh for a bit but then it's just literal a yank spacca sitting there drinking pop for 12 minutes

do you know jeffrey

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Wew

Dankje, goede jongen.

what is burger sauce

reviewbrah speaks american
pengest munch definitely speaks English, languages are always evolving

think i'm going to rifle on some jeans and go and get some chicken wings

proper choon

w e w

used to love that game. couldn't have gta so this was a good alternative

I agree that hes a meme that wears off quickly but the young lad from london just says slang, its not actually a review

Cannot imagine the kind of faggot that would fedora that

I was in Worthing today. Did you know England used to have a big temperance movement? The Salvation Army was founded to ban alcohol. The residents of the south coast formed the Skeleton Army to oppose them. They'd have pitched battles. The Salvo HQ was in an alley and local residents put tar around the alley walls to ruin their uniforms. In Shoreham a Salvo woman was killed when a skeleton army soldier threw a rock at her head.

Local magistrates would tend to be pub landlords and acquit the skeleton army members, saying it was the Salvation Army's own fault for being provocative. It led to a landmark case in English law that peaceful marching isn't provocation.

english girls

>Cannot imagine the kind of faggot that would fedora that

Now, landsmen all, whoever you may be
If you want to rise to the top of the tree
If your soul isn't fettered to an office stool
Be careful to be guided by this golden rule

Stick close to your desks and never go to sea
And you all may be Rulers of the Queen's Navy

>this fucking paki trying to generate revenue for his parents chicken shop by shilling the pengest munch on /brit/

fuck off greater london

What is the alt-right?

>Cannot imagine the kind of faggot that would fedora that

it's well edited and humorous though desu

pengest munch posts are good

a buzzword

8 hours working produce today and i'm fucking rekt lads

i would have assumed he was an arsenal supporter
he looks like one at least

Has Martin Shkreli released his private collection of unreleased Beatles and Wu-Tang albums like he said he would if Trump wins?

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>northerners are poor
>easterners are inbed
>westerners fuck sheep

so what's the deal with the south