You wake up in Warsaw
You wake up in Warsaw
O Kurwa!
>warsaw
can't get any warsaw
That's Norilsk
I can see my house in that picture!
1. have an orgasm
2. meet the qt polish bf
3. get married
4. be happy forever after
its time to die
>house
what did he mean by this?
all those moments will be lost in time
How do people live there without killing themselves
His family is the richest in Warsaw and they own an entire commieblock
what a beautiful city
I would like to live there
Is it bad if I have a boner for commie blocks?
Normally I would just ignore it but number of retards on this board is huge so I will explain: this is not Warsaw, this is some shithole on Siberia. Do you even read the file names faggots?
It's a humanitarian crisis, for sure. You should send more money and invest in Eastern Poland.
why do Polaks say "for sure" so often
>You wake up in Warsaw
I immediately befriend the locals and get drunk, until I can't remember my name and the pain of loneliness anymore
I think it's tradition. We shared a king once, we called him Dobzse László (Dobry Władysław) because according to legend he was constantly saying dobže, dobže.
>20 dollars in my wallet
>by a mansion and retire
This looks kinda cool though
>tfw no norilsk gf
attempt to traverse this labyrinth
fail by walking too many dead ends
get tired, starve and die.
you fail to realize you were to starve to death anyway
dollars
In my country with 20 dollars you wouldn't be able even to buy a little piece of bread.