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pengest munch edition

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What did he mean by this?

Definitely overdid it this year lads, might end up spending over £1000 on presents this year (spent £830 already)

has the pengest munch dethrone reviewbrah?

haha did the funny little nigger say lots of slang and eat cheap chicken??

might pull my willy

local politics lads

why

currently drinking about 7 cans of beer every day

How much do you earn?

HAha did he wear a suit and review cheap fast food

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what a repulsive slag

Choon
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Five nephews and I'm the godfather for one of them.

£47k

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Dont post my gf again

Say that to my face not online see what happens

post your credit scores lads

724 here, needs improving

i did that for 6 years. about 8 cans of lager every night. took me about a week for the shakes and sweating to stop once i quit. oh and the nightmares and insomnia.. jesus christ literally the worst week of my life

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>everyone get in a circle it's time to play never have I ever
>you go first user, no you can't pass!

Don't have one but I have 13K in the bank.

Wish it was 2005 my interest rate would be a stunna

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If it was a bit colder I could stash 2 cans of beer behind the church near work and them drink them at lunch, without any need to somehow keep them cool until 1pm without using the work fridge and risk trouble

What's with all the "calle" in legacy captcha lads? Two thirds of captchas have it.

Done a shit

It stinks

never have I ever played this game because I'm not a bumder who goes to little posh nonces partys

t. knacker

>Five nephews and I'm the godfather for one of them.
why didn't you get them cheaper gifts

where?

Are you legitimately an alcoholic

also noticed this

Think the commonwealth has run its course desu

If I were PM with a loyal party + majority I'd hold referendums in all the commonwealth counties as to whether they want to remain commonwealth countries. I'd also stop sticking our beaks in foreign affairs so when shit goes pear shaped we can't be blamed

We'd be neutral like Switzerland

>Never have I ever... had sex...

>listened to neutral milk hotel years ago
>didn't like it
>tried to listen to it a handful of times since then
>didn't like it
>got my first gf
>listening to it again now
>it's one of the best things i've ever heard
love makes everything better
gonna kill myself if she leaves me haha

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we're doing grunt work for the AI systems that recognize streets and commercial buildings and shit just for the privilege of posting on Sup Forums
>we do it for free

326 ;_;

I think people need to be bullied so they nut up and realize life can be needlessly hard sometimes.

>You now remember England had a flawless euro 2016 qualifying and came back from 2-0 down against Germany in Berlin only to lose to Iceland in the knockout stages

Because I enjoy being the cool uncle in the sports car and a leather jacket with the awesome gifts.

Fran's caramel legs though

is that poleaboo?

I can't even go for a piss with someone watching

Okay but what the fuck is a calle?

Same

Fucking hate it

might contact the normie associates tomorrow to try and go out to the pub tomorrow evening

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>disagrees with Einsteins theories on the photoelectric effect
>conducts experiments trying to disprove him
>proves Einstein right
>wins a noble prize for his work

it means "street" in Spanish

That's nothing, I can't go without someone watching.

(Unless I really have to)

chicANO

so?
coming up with hard proofs for theories is a big deal

You have to go back.

might perform a machine roll but watching the apprentice

love these

need to start watching arabic debate shows

>tfw was bullied by my whole school everyday for 5 years
People who say bullying is good were never bullied, it's truly hell, I had to change my name. That was all 5 years ago and it still haunts me to this day.

Are you in a psych hospital?

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fucking pussy hole hahahahah

Why were you being bullied by the hole school?

>bong/leaf education

the purpose of theory and experiment is to continually try and disprove a theory to the point that it is the only remaining logical option

post the best popular songs

pre requisite: must have 10+ million views

asjkssdk chicano puto

Former England football captain Rio Ferdinand and his restaurant have pledged £500,000 of toys and gifts to a children's charity.

The Manchester United star posted on his official Facebook page he and his Rosso Restaurant hoped to "put a smile on local kids' faces this Christmas".

He announced the donation live on air to Cash for Kids, the official charity of Manchester radio station Key 103.

begone hechicero, your dark magick will not work here

How come JFs don't understand sarcasm?

just realized the key to learning japanese is playing subtitled anime and JRPGs

south africa looks like such a fucking shit hole

the gf
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you have NO right to say this

because you are autistic and incapable of conveying sarcasm through text

those chinamen will eat anything

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If you let them have their fun, there's no reason for them to stop.

Sucked my best mate's willy and he told everyone
>Mfw they sent a letter to my mum telling her

Charli tbqh

>UNA MALDITA HOJA

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*nibbles your bollocks*

trak is D–¢

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Are 8€ too much to pay for 1 12" (excl. shipping)?

she's my girlfriend

like this video

Spotted a paki who doesn't understand sarcasm, lads

There are at least 3 things about that that make no sense.

Why would he tell people?

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marijuana hoja...velas...aaaaaaj

Can't remember the last time I was happy.

Mornin lads

was this a rebellion against the maoists? if so it wouldnt surprise me if they made up stuff like this

tbf most people were bullied a bit at some stage but there were a handful of people in my year that were bullied so continually and so severely I was genuinely shocked they didn't kill themselves

not just verbal but shitloads of unprovoked and sometimes severe physical abuse that would be met with something 10x worse if they ever tried to defend themselves

>talking ti chinese/british hybrid online
>for years
>wanted me always to visit, I went to London this year
>she never came up. especially told me later 'she was scared'
>now attending some art college
>getting banged daily and telling me about this

wtf i hate uk. i hate uk girls and all the flaws they have. not only that but I spent 10 days in a city I barely know alone in the hotel room. thx uk

its good at keeping runts like you under wraps

>listening to songs made after 1990

shut up

happiness is a spook

>semen stains the mountain tops
what did he mean by this?

Charli>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cara