Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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First for Sweden

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乙 for Sweden

I love her so much


oh…lewd desu

no

i hate koreans.

Do you hate my gf too? it's impossible to hate her

ぶっ頃すぞ 何回スレ立てとんじゃ

彼女のアナルも舐められるか?

>ぶっ頃すぞ
何イイ点の、お舞え

oy vey
i hate your gf.

=)

I really love her, please stop saying things like that, it makes me sad

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Why?

Are the people of Hokkaido strong?

Strong will

when did russia steal the A10?

implying boku wa very much scared

oh sorry

Over than 99.5% people in Hokkaido is same as the mainland-Japanese.
And the life style of Today's Ainu-Japanese is same as other Japanese.

死ねやてめえ

何かおかしなことでも?

thanks, you're very kind
you can insult me if you want but please leave her alone. she's a good person

大丈夫か?

I think it would be nice to have a japanese girlfriend

because they hardly ever talk. they do whatever you say.. you can force them to do anything

毎日日本語を勉強したのに、まだよく分かりません

ダメだよ

>nice to have a japanese girlfriend
no

>because they hardly ever talk
no

>they do whatever you say
yes

I am cheering for you god bless you

Are you mad yet just because he made the new thread before you made the new one?
why are you obsessed with making a new thread?

別に、ただな冗談だった

ユニバーサル・クールジャパン 2017/戦国・ザ・リアル at 大坂城
youtube.com/watch?v=_3zSWR-7eR8

thank you. I like you
Now I will go to bed and dream of her
thank you for understanding me unlike the other racists here

諦めちゃダメだ。言語を学ぶことはゴールのないマラソン。ゆっくり自分のペースで学べばいい。

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大発表します
繰り返し
大発表します
このスレはイジメ禁止区域になります
これからは悪口とかイジメとか喧嘩とかなどは禁止です

average japanese

>they obsess over ugly koreans

ではまず、平和の象徴として君のお尻うpしないとならない

rate my tattoo it means "Faith, Courage, Strength"

夢中ど転がりやっとつかんだものに
心を引き裂かれちまった
心を詰られちまった

peru, why did you say the chinese were shit in hte other thread? did you really trade with them for 10 years?

she looks like a girl I dated in Seoul
I don't like girls who dye their hair but I wanted to fuck her so I met her anyway

fishing?

>父がいなくて寂しい
> it means "Faith, Courage, Strength"

I wonder what my gf thinks about me
If a Korean girl was obsessed with me I would be humbled and happy
But I think because I'm white and male she would think it's creepy

It's sad to know we can never be together. she will marry someone who maybe loves her, but not as much as I do
Peru thinks being white is easy mode but it's not. It makes you seem like yellow fever asshole even when you really just love her like me
I hate my life

I just need a confirmation. I got this tattoo'd last night. It's supposed to say "stay strong" (cheesy as fuck, I know, but I needed something to remind myself), but the guy who did it was smiling weirdly through the whole process. Please don't tell me it says something else.

HAHA LOL IT SAYS I EAT ASS HAHAHAHAH ;P :D

imgur.com/niRfJch.jpg

Söta bror, please. I know you guys have a shitty sense of humor, but I never thought it was this bad.

f-fishing?
do you eat ass?

>f-fishing?
What?

And no, I do not eat ass. I'd appreciate it if you could just tell me it says what it's supposed to say, and I'll be on my way. Thanks.

It says "I feed on bottoms".

Anyone want to watch this depressed christmas cake with me? She's streaming on a western site for some reason.

I watched an interview where she was asked by a fan if she has a bf. she said: no, why should I?
There are so many guys that want to date her. maybe she would prefer me to a handsome Korean because I'm white, but there are whites in Korea more handsome and fluent in Korean than me
I'm basically wasting my time imagini g I will ever get to date her, I won't
But I still have hope, I don't know why.

ケツを食べる = I eat ass

mmm...

わんわんお!

ケツ食べたい

imgur.com/58fPs5N.jpg

what's the link phamalam?

>christmas cakes depressed because they have no husband or family
>they could get a 20 something weeaboo
>christmas cake still believes she's better than weeaboo, so she won't accept
>be forever alone living with cats

She's 31 with a child and she was saying her boyfriend broke up with her before Christmas.

Stream ended

地軸が傾くのを止めることはできないし、火山が噴火したり津波が来るのを止められないの。
地軸が傾くと、極地が熱帯になるだろう。北極は大地の上に氷が乗っているから、まだ被害は少ないけれど、南極は全てが氷だから影響が大きい。南極の氷が解けだしたら、海面が上昇して、世界中の低い場所は水に浸るがな。

闇の権力が経済や武力面で火種を作っているの。闇の権力が煽るおかげで、武器製造商人は潤っているわけだ。これまではどんな戦争でも、彼らは損をしなかったがな。第一次大戦、第二次大戦でも大儲けしたの。
ところがカタストロフィーが起きると、闇の権力もつぶされてしまうの。彼らは、目先の利益しか見えないし、自分の儲けしか考えていないんだから。気がついて、カタストロフィーを切り抜けられるわけがないの。

うーんカタストロフィーも良し悪しだなあ

ビゴーが生きてたら似たようなのを描いてただろうな

>with a child
Looks like her boyfriend wasn't a cuck

中学生はSup Forumsを利用できません

>中学生
106歳の長老の言葉だぞ

今日もニート
ニート3週間でもう苦しい

あいきゃんすぴーくいんぐりっしゅ(・∀・)

What do you think about me and my gf obsession
Do you think it's a) cute b) cringey but admirable or c) autistic and obnoxious

精神年齢が中学生の大人は利用できます。でも馬鹿にされます。

今日もニート
ニート28年でもう幸せ

働くのもつらいけど働かないのも焦燥感ヤバいよな

年とってからがヤバい件

フィンランドは福祉が充実してるから
生活保護とか余裕なんじゃね?

aでファイナルアンサー

まぁ、ムーミンは生きることが仕事のようなもんだし

きゃんゆーすぴーくいんぐりしゅ?(・∀・)

right answer

もう眠い

親がいてお金の心配が無いなら幸せだろうな

寝ろ

はあ憂鬱

結婚したくない
親にりたくない

フィリピンの女性は可愛いですか?

I 罠 B with U

we all know it's easy to get a mailorder bride or prostitute in the phillipines
but could a 21 y.o. German get an educated, good looking, single eyelid gf there?

I'd like to hire you to be my german slave in china. . i'll pay you 2 dollars a day. you can sleep on my couch

but you gotta work fairly stressful odd jobs for me 6 days a week from morning to night, and then give me all of the money

醜くて遊女ばかりではなくお金も泥棒を

There's a lot of old women and tranny prostitutes here if it fits to your liking.

but what about normal girls. Not the ones who want a foreign husband to pay them everything.
Is it possible to find them?
and even more important are there girls with single eyelids?

韓国メディアが驚きの親日転向 安倍首相=理想のリーダー
news-postseven.com/archives/20161207_472230.html

フィリピン人女性可愛いじゃん

can we talk about chinese here instead japan is old news

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japs?

日本語はクソ
中国語最高

他所でやれよな~頼むよ~

ちょっと付き合いなよ
お前どーせやることないんだろ?
日本鬼子