When is it my turn to stick my penor in some whore's vagoo? :(

When is it my turn to stick my penor in some whore's vagoo? :(

when you pay for it?

make like your ancestors and just steal her services

its always chads turn

It's not that great, I'd prefer if someone actually liked me

t. Haven't done it either

just be asian

>can't get laid in australia

M8, the slags there will fuck ya soon as they look at ya.

1. get treatment for social anxiety
2. fix your life
3. get a gf

>be asian

Asians have small penises, that's like shooting yourself in the leg

When you actually get off your ass and do something about it. Even if it's just paying the next hooker you see.

Take it from a loser though, you're a fucking loser before you get laid and you're still a fucking loser after you get laid. Don't expect it to change your life in some way.
I'd personally recommend working on yourself, physically and mentally. Sex will usually follow.

>chad keeps cutting the line

reeeeee

you now, is not inherently hard to fuck a whore

b-b-but I am ;_;

Go back to the "old country," go to a village, talk to the local girls. They'll ride you like a pony.

boys are better

i ask myself the same thing

People Nearby, Look Around. Convincing text message. Not picky. There, you'll get what you want.

Eh just appear to be cucked like some typical american for just five minutes. That'll make you an easy target for the plucking. Then just get based and take them by surprise.

This.
There are no "turns" with anything.
How many advanced male animals get to mate without putting effort in and competing?
You can go fuck a hooker just to be able to say you got laid but it's lame as fuck and and only arguably better than jerking off.
She's just a warm flesh-light who may or may not stink and give you a disease.
You've got to be a certain type of perv to really get into that shit, and then you're one of those guys who picks up hookers.
The fantasy of sex is better than actual sex, it's 90% a mental thing and it isn't fulfilling unless it's with someone you really want and care about and are building something with because don't get to keep the experience.
You cum and you're right back to where you were, just like a meal you ate two days ago.
Are any of these teen idol guys who fuck everything they want ever happy people?
The one's who don't kill themselves in a pool of their own misery and wind up happy are the ones who settle down with some moderately attractive chick who they actually get along with during the other 99% of life ... which isn't sex.

>it isn't fulfilling unless it's with someone you really want and care about and are building something with
thanks man, now my romantic life feels even more hopeless

There, there Iwan. Use your mental capacity for developing your skills instead of delving into phantasies, as comforting as they seem. With work and money, girls will come (and go)

Don't get me wrong man, I'm working very hard for my professional goals, and if there's anything i can be proud in, that would be my brain. But when we talk about women everything becomes a mess, getting a gf is like a completely alien concept to me.
Being smart earns you respect, but if you are just a boring autistic guy no girl is going to wave to be with you after class /work is over

>going to wave
going to want *