Mom, dad, I'd like you to meet Kikuko, my new wife from Japan

>Mom, dad, I'd like you to meet Kikuko, my new wife from Japan.

How do they respond?

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>thank fuck we might actually end up grandparents like we always wanted

My big brother married a japanese girl, and my parents were happy and supporting.
Now my mother is busy trying to teach her to cook traditional finnish christmas food.

Kijiji?

You aren't gay, that's great!
Did it have to be chinese?
Is she Catholic at least?

THEY'LL HAVE GLORIOUS CHILDREN OF TURAN

#JustCanadianThings

your brother should move to australia

mämmi?

that's not christmas food you silly :D

A cute girl from an actual first world country? Well done, son. When are you moving there?

>Thank god, we thought you might be gay.
>Did she have to be a chink?

blood sausage?

Hello Kikuko, nice to meet you

They'd probably have a big talk to Kukiko about all my potential failings as a husbando
Even I don't think I'm good relationship material

Fucking this
>Nice to meet you Fujifilm, are you catholic? What do younfor work? When are you planning to have children? Well the important is that you love each other

Happy for me and supportive.

I think my father would laugh.

Hope you dont have a son because he will be elliot rogers

>why isn't she kawaii like all the girls we've seen on youtube

My girlfriend isn't beautiful but she's kind. I feel like I'd cheat if we got married though.

Wouldn't be anything weird in Japan.

so will the child be double asian?

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Way to go, son. Don't let those western feminist bitches keep you down.

Pic relevant

>being religious in 2017
this is why you are third wolders

I'm dating a fresh off the boat Asian right now

Haven't told my parents yet

post traditional finnish food

is she pregnant?

That's a meme, Asian women are just as feminist as white women

>the year of our lord 2017
>marrying a godless heathen or a heretic
It's like you want your children to grow up with no morals and shoot up a school

G-d is real

Congratulations hijo mio I thought you were gay, also is your future son going to be Chinese?

No, she's just pleasantly plump.

this

:( pls

>you married her through the catholic church right???? also take the dogs outside, I've heard they eat them as well as fetuses.

why are mexicans so retarded?

is there a translation of this?

Rude Magyar, it's the parents that are dumb. Everyone knows Sup Forums.org users are the most intelligent people on earth.

Is Russia first world?

>whew, we thought you were a closet homo
>why didn't you pick polish girl instead?

no ;__;

I don't think so but it might be in here; sometimes it is translated.

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this one have a feminine penis

REMEMBER BATAAN, NIP

>american education

my dad would crucify me
my mom would be "totally fine" with it. she's actually a closet racist which is why she married my dad
i would wonder how i ended up marrying an asian woman considering: (1) 99% of them are afraid of me because i look like a creeper and (2) i'm more attracted and have more success with white women

My parents wouldn't allow it. They'd probably hire a lawyer to annul the marriage, and then put me in one of those two-week Kanye-style "therapy" programs which make me physically revulse upon seeing an Asian girl.

They don't have to worry because I don't find Asian girls attractive. Oddly enough considering I'm from hongcouver and most of my male friends are Asian.

>Couldn't you at least get a pretty one?

t. my father

>"ok"

t. my mother

OMG he isn't gay, we'll actually be grandparents.

>This explains why you wanted to learn Japanese.
>Good luck supporting your new family though, fag

>Well she seems nice

Are your parents 13 year old edge lords?

>at least she's not Moroccan

loving every laugh

"Ha, we knew it!"

"Oh goodness, Hello or what they say in Japan, Konichink-wa and nice to meet you" - my dad