/brit/

thinking back on your life edition

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hmm

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boop

Mistress Cara Jocelyn Delevingne

Any hate crime recommendations?

I've become celibate lads
No more wanking for me

In the future there's going to be phones that have 5000000 megapixel cameras, you literally won't be able to do anything without it going up on youtube at higher definition than real life.

who here /gilmore girls/

human rubbish reporting in

anal sex becomes less and less attractive to me because honestly it's pretty gross, but for some reason girls wanting to get wee'd on turns me on despite no real inclination to weeing on a girl

what are you interested in la?

boop-oop-a-doop

looking to trade:
>looks ~8/10
>above avg willy of 6.5x5.5in
>slim body
>gf

in return I'd like
>having a stable income or a mummy that'll look after me

Always preferred the saucy older one
Me sister and I would watch it together

unfortunate angle

i love her so much though i want her to shit down my mouth

hate normies

anti-virgin crime: off yourself

sex trade

PENG! haha

Morning lads. You alright?

>anime

could mount a car stereo on that yokes forehead

>that cute girl you like has let a guy cum on her face, stick things in her arsehole, fuck her from behind, and toss her around like a slag
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c'mon george, i know youre a good guy deep down

Kill some fags

still like my anal
wee + in bum = perfect

no
I want to die

same haha

going to wait out by the bins in the hope that the rubbish men will collect me

not even gone to sleep hahaha
This is going to be a shit day

human petri dish reporting in

officially announcing that my new official gimmick is tessaposting. emilyposting is dead.

real trades hours

your mum too lol

not a lot of things worse than /brit/ when all the british people have fallen asleep

But it's Friday

Gotta get down on Friday

Would be worried if she didn't

kys or take out some muzzies

Friday night sadposting time wahheyy

Really gets the ol noggin whirring

pretty cringey desu

applying for call centres haha

68689228
you don't deserve any attention to be paid to you

that's pretty heated dude

@68689253
don't not reply to me

>tfw so shit not even the dustmen will collect you

>just accidentally replied to a yank
fucking hell

rate the gf

STOP being self-pitying
START saying HOPEFUL things

hoope ya all good man

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT'RE YA BUYIN'?

WHAT'RE YA SELLIN'?

friendly reminder that australia is literally a massive prison
still too short

Which Fallout game is best lads

I HOPE I get ran over by a semi

i dont want to fucking die

i'm so so sorry x

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Though this was the rainbow warrior at first

fuck off you gay twat

would choke you to death if you were in my presence x

here are the (You)'s you guys forgot to give each other

>dustmen

foy

haven't had a crush on a girl for over a year
just want something to aspire to

anyone who says 2 or 1 is an absolute fucking fedora. the 3d ones are obviously leagues better. some fucking leaf is probably going to say 2

>get a (you)
>it's from an australian

ah yes, shannot be reading this, good day sir!thank you

Would armbar you the moment I felt your hand on my supple throat

Watching boku dake ga inai machi now lads, it's really good

I saw a mudcrab the other day. Horrible creatures.

They're all a bit shit desu, NV I guess if you can get over how shit it looks.

Every (You) I'll take a shot of vodka

That anime really pissed me off, I though it'd be like steins;gate but it wasn't.

don't think i even bothered finishing it

All my friends are all over the place for Christmas
Wont be seeing them this Friday
Will just be alone

hope you die x

canadians are fucking awful

I like crabs
And ducks
Actually feel quite bad for eating them but they're too good

Does: "Can I bum a fag?" really mean what I think it means?

Why did Ireland betray the union lads?

about to fucking gut an aussie runt and make sausages out of his guts which I intend to feed to his mum x

I think its better than steins;gate but the revival superpower thing could've been handled better and the killer is obvious by episode 6/7

>5 shots
>die
what sort of people do you have in Canada?

fuck canadians

Literally the opposite for me

We all realized we were in the same area so we're hitting up the bars

who was it? the reporter guy? don't really remember

stop posting canadians

hey lads anyone feels like sharing their new years resolutions?

Canadians

'twas originally going to be like 50 (you)'s but the spam filter didn't like it and i forgot to delete my message x

>why did this group of people we were oppressing betray us

>mending a breaker with my dad yesterday
>start thinking about how i'm not a big fan of this whole 'life' thing but how he keeps me alive because i don't want to hurt him
>literally just start tearing up thinking about how he'd feel if i died
luckily he didn't notice lol

rate the gf

go nuts

Get a membership to a climbing gym and get /fit/

i haven't finished it but if it isn't the teacher then i will hang myself and stream it to /brit/

how tall is she

Always great when a plan comes together

fair xx

what about the new canadians?

Yeah, to stop britposting

yeah their facial expressions are pricless lmao
not pain or anything but must be an incredibly strange sensation to have a willy in your bumhole while someone's pissing in there

i'm not even being ironic can you please stop replying to my posts

i just heard about this fairy bread thing aussies do

aussies explain yourselves

edgy