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dufrais edition

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real yank hours

Wew

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no we're not

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still funny

>people will post in the american /brit/ instead of the british /brit/ with the brit humour related brit OP

tits

revival

young kylie

South Korea, DO NOT post here.

Thank you.

honey im home! lol
cor what a day
florence my lovely lotus, have you put the cannoli on?
you stupid girl

Great idea.

Larping proxyfags need to be executed tbqh

>i'm not obsessed with her
I've seen you post her on at least two other occasions asking if she's attractive
you really shouldn't have gotten to the point of skyping for hours each day

You don't want to unite under one korea?

Going to get a haircut in a bit.

>hi can I get a low fade on the back and sides with it coming forward sort of messy on the top?

Swear to god if they fuck this up and I come out not looking like a normie AGAIN then I am never going back, fuck their loyalty card.

Southern Ireland, DO NOT post here.
Thank you.

oh, yeh..

post choons

its just thainonce la' calm down

I love this song so much lads
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yeah cos i wanted to make myself attracted to her so i wouldnt have to let her down

state of me, honestly

French poster, DO NOT post here.
Thank you.

is that you?

need a bf

bit gay

NEVER DO THE TANGO WITH AN ESKIMO

NO NO NO

NO NO NO

no but it's the haircut I want

t.northern ireland

>POST
>CHOONS

Put the pic on your phone and show it to them

my gf's favourite christmas banger

sweating buckets and buckets of sweat in this sleeping bag lol
might sleep in the bed tomorrow night haha but what can ya do eh

if you got similar skull structure it'd look nice normiefag

Preparing the sunday roast lads.

I have genuinely never in my life seen someone whip out a picture in the barbers and say "I want it just like this". If I did that would clearly reveal my autism.

fucking hell how big is it gonna be

Fucking hate it when that 'Feed the World' song comes on at Christmas

Don't want to be thinking about some darkie with flies buzzing round it's head whilst looking like a pregnant skeleton

Wish charaties would fuck off with that, not at all seasonal, not everything is about you

that's a short back and sides you idiot

let's just say it's going to be a pretty hench roast.

Nothing wrong with "don't know how to describe it .. like this." *show phone*

Being so conscious of being autistic is autistic.

init
didnt even ask me if i wanted to sing on it

>normies talking about how great nelson mandela was

ah yes, a racist terrorist murderer was a great man.

canada the most appreciated and desired flag on 5chan

would you stop being a bigot and trying to make it political?

it's a woman's world lad

t. milhouse

like clockwork

>no yanks
>so far the thread is shit

Ah yes, FOY

you sound like a right cunt m8

*does the robot*
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB LOL

>looking like a pregnant skeleton

FEEEEEED
THE
WOOOOOORRLLLLLLLLLD

what fucking drugs is this kiwi munter on?

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUH DUN

like to think that if /brit/ was a twitter clique id get the most likes if not the most retweets

lads, do coca-cola still play the "holidays are coming" advert with the lorry?

>let them know its christmas time

what if these starving africans dont even celebrate xmas? did those self-absorbed lefties even think of that?

I'd like to add I'm using munter in the NZ sense, not the british one.

just high on life and the pungent funk of my own sweat :) x

just thought this picture might give color to the thread

yeah but they've got a new one as well this year

angery

post more tim webms

lefties are the number one believers in the white man's burden to civilize the unkempt third worlders.

bit ironic that.

nigga im garish
nigga im cherish
nigga im blairish
ngga im bigga
bigger than tigger
im a mother frigger

Ahh yes, came out to my grandparents as depressed and they said, i shit you not, word for word: "there's no such thing".

Literally shaking right now lads.

>no bed

I'll find it on youtube, haven't given a shit about Christmas for the last few years but I'm sorely tempted to get a little tree this weekend.

really egged my nogging

Me on the sofa

>feed the world

Ahh yes, let's ignore the production costs and allocation of scarce resources that would effect the further world economy yes very good

do it lad

s-sofa turns into bed, o-ok?

bob geldof is such a twat
desperately want him to trip over soon and chip a tooth

is it selfish to get verbally upset at someone for not going to the christmas lunch?

harry been hitting those red pills hard

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>sleeping on a crappy pull-out bed for x years

seems like a major design flaw, especially for something that is meant to be comfy looking.

it needs a proper bed in there mate. sorry.

>nan, grandad...
>I'm a bit sad
"oh right"

lads you're all invited over for sunday roast after church* on sunday.

*anglicans only

Going to a Michelin star restaurant on Sunday, and quite nervous as to how I eat the food correctly haha

I think I might :3

hands

now just what the fuck is an anglican lads
theres catholics and theres protestants and theres orthodox ruskies
do believe the rest are just memes

I'm east anglican tbf

yeah don't have many counter arguments

it's all the same to me

t. someone who went to a catholic school and did religious studies in year 11 and 12

anglicans are just english proddys

well thats because im not arguing. im stating a cold hard truth. as cold and hard as that measly sofa.

as an addendum id like to addend the following addendum:
protestantism and orthodoxy are memes too but the others dont actually exist imo
am firmly of the believe that non catholics are all going straight to hell
thoughts? florence run me a bath, i want to cogitate on the people's thoughts
ah yes the citrus bath bomb please, i need that zest after a day like this

as cold as ice. now is the time to stop being mean

god probably doesnt exist

How are things in england atm?

bit foggy out

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I tend to disagree but it's time for me to leave now for real, must sleep. night

*God

and yes he does Devon.

You're a schiz mate
Why did you come here if you want to do is post bizarre shite on /brit/

second ones not me duckling

good post