/brit/

FOY edition

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dont care you poof

user changes mood to: feeling blue

good edition

answer me

having a play

YO LISTEN UP
HERE'S A STORY
ABOUT A LITTLE GUY WHO LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD

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gwan need that willy pic lad (not gay)

WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE
ONE OF THE HARVESTERS OF THE SEA.

fabulous edition

here's an anime tummy + boobies for you

horrible
looks like an alien with that skinjob

alri H.R. Giger

where's the foreskin

it's pulled back

mine doesn't do that

>be le me
>watching a pornograph
>the female initiates lactation
>le close tab
>le close browser
>le puke out window

why doesn't the chicken connoisseur want people to know how old he is?

L'k reprezentin'

it depends how far you pull it back I think

and phimosis too maybe

Did that first fish break the boomerang? Something went flying off after it hit.

What the f*ck, the last two numbers of your post are his actual age.

the constant product of unfulfilled desires which are *by design intended to be unfulfillable.* There is never a final McNugget. There is only an infinite sequence of McNuggets, to be eaten again and again, until you die.

yeah I think I have a short frenulum
I can get it behind my head though, but not further than that

try stretching it

youtube.com/watch?v=wQowu3k3BKg&index=3&list=PL626C399EB20C94C8

Rude

peng

I have been
think it's gotten a bit better
it doesn't really interfere with sex

What's the worst you would do for one billion Euros?

its a patrician fetish so I understand why an A*ssie wouldn't appreciate it

I know you like milk that comes in bags but this is pushing it

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Suck a million big black cocks

I like it fresh from the source

doesn't it seem weird to you that humans are the only animal that drinks milk from OTHER creatures?

like you're basically sucking on a cows titties.
I've also had breast milk cheese and it was very delicious

i was born in south africa in 1992

my parents moved us here when apartheid ended because they're racist

>"I know you like milk that comes in bags but this is pushing it"
>Implying the stuff that comes out of cows' udders is any more natural for human consumption.

nice

britain

Fucking saffer
Fuck off!!!

Could be worse, you could have grown up in South Africa instead of based Aus

me and the gf

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go to your city's craiglist casual encounters

so much degeneracy

perth?

I love old inaccurate dinosaur art

>I've also had breast milk cheese and it was very delicious
sincerely felt like i was about to chunder again

It's a joke you autistic potato

ooooooooooo what a lucky man
he was

>living in a city
haha he's a city boy! y'all we got ourselves a city boy

it has a sort of creamy soft, and slightly rubbery taste, like panna cotta almost

brisbane

American here

Just washed loads of smegma off

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>Hot Wife
bit ambitious that

in terms of pure aesthetic (not talking content) in pornography blacked win hands down

my gf is big on lactation fetish mostly because of me having an oedipus complex due to not being breastfed myself

>french people

?

Hope the night terrors stay away lolz

>call a venezuelan 'vuvuzela' in a /brit/ thread
>sharp fucks off

beware the sheep of the night

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lmao lads some lanklet tried to steal the gf

*blocks your path*
*dungeon master starts rolling dice*

he succeeded, your gf just didn't tell you the REAL story

Shut it, Virgin.

genocide

nah bruv trust

I knew from the start than an aussie flag was going to show up once I clicked on marge.

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wales beware the sheep of the night
northern island beware the ira of the night
scotland beware the british of the night
london beware the muslims of the night
britain beware the london of the night

lol really? i'm 6ft3 and have fucked numerous girls with boyfriends who have been under 6ft.

best hope you haven't been one of em bro :)

foy

No respect for you if you watch anime or can't hold a conversation about schrodingers cat

>t.degenerate

>tfw chadish Jamal but still watch anime

that canadian was right craiglist is full of degenerates
>I have a full bladder looking to pee on a guy or girl - m4mw 45 (blacktown) pic
ah yes

accurate file name

Back before it was on Big Bang, I alrready hated that cat.

The cat is alive OR dead. It is NOT both, that's just smug physics double-speak

Hows your no-fap December going lads?

> No respect for you if you watch anime or can't hold a conversation about schrodingers cat

I need to see some cows w. bells on 'em and Alpine scenery met zeitstempel for proof of no proxy.

No respect for you if you're not white

>watching TV

built like a brick shithouse

:) i bid you adieu Sir!!!

ive masturbated AT LEAST 30 times in this month

I've fapped twice, on the 5th and the 12th

>working out
is there a gayer thing?

can't remember if i wanked last night or not

Failed miserably, more than 5 times in the last two days. on the positive side there's been no more than 12 wanks in the last 3 months including the resent rampage.

I feel well do alright, Sup Forums has to go if I want this to really work out.

The north is a terrible place

I wank 3 times a day despite working all week

bit tired

might go do a nanna nap

dreamt that there was big insects walking on my legs while i layed down on my bed and i couldnt move in my dream so i woke up screaming full lungs again

wonder if there's meaning behind that.

kek I love when lanky strings of piss think this shit. Like you don't fucking ANYTHING to me. I'd have your jaw removed before you could put one of your donkey flat feet forward. .

Giving women the vote was the beginning of the end for Western civilisation

'Ello lads

Just got back from the bar

Drank a shit ton of beer but for some reason I couldn't get drunk

Had 2 gyros though, very delicious