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GAS
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lads
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch lads
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peNGesT ruNT
need a thing to do which will distract me from the absolute state of my life
have a wank
a job
wank x
do a sleep
review some fast food
read a book
>tfw won't have to work for a month because I'm getting surgery
this is what i would usually do but the cat keeps coming in and out of my room, and if i shut the door he just keeps meowing until i let him in only so he can walk out 5 seconds later.
grats, enjoy your new vagina
Can smell poo in the lab lads, doesn't bode well.
lets play Spot The Scotsman
Every time you see a post made by the Eternal Pict you call them out on it. Examples include saying good things about Scotland, posting pictures of it, or subtly mentioning Scottish (((culture))) like deep frying junk food and speaking like a primitive Ape.
what for la'
hope it's nothing serious :)
>tfw life has become mind numbingly boring
Feel like dropping my job and just fucking off somewhere for a year like a middle class runt.
Too bad I have a mortgage to pay.
t. failed deano
had a chicken vindaloo on Wednesday
Safe to say I am shitting it out right now, my bumhole is fucking burning. Like I am legitimately in pain, and sweating like a pig.
involving physical excercise like boxing
cycling in traffic
benzos
sleeping
Deano is quite happy with his boring mediocre life.
Haha fifa with the lads and Saturday out with the misses
Gonna change my name to Tommy Robinson.
>failed
i said DISTRACT, not IMPROVE...
doxxed
screamed @ this post
these are all distracting
starting to realise that, to most of you lot, Deano means "actually happy English lad"
wish i was dead or at least in a permanent coma
need a hug
i am literally a deano
then kill yourself you useless piece of shit
Found the Scot
too scared x
10:31pm
physical exercise, cycling, and sleeping all improve your life.
and i don't really like benzos x
rock paper scissors?
Deano reminds me of the modern middle class Chav #LAD
REAL aussie hours right now I LOVE it
no. was referring to
rock paper scissors at 11:36
good episode of peep show
mark is proposing to sophie haha what is he like
deano isn't happy, he spends what money he has on keeping up appearances and seeking validation from others.
NEED a chav gf who does filthy slag things
paper
>you have to read ancient greek literature and have no friends to be truly happy
ah yes
paper
scissors
rock
what? like sharing nudes to black blokes on bbm?
foy
unironically cannot tell the difference between saffers and aussies
How do you get good at kissing?
>Picking anything but rock in Rock Paper Scissors
>"You are Peter, and on this rock I will build my Church."
deep frying my bollocks whilst drinking irn bru (a scottish drink) lads
good episode of the walking dead
negan is calling the fat girl fat again haha what is he like
practice makes perfect
Projecting much?
was ist ein saffer?
thinking very hard about young kylie
got any tips?
I have a saffer m8 who legitimately has gout in 2016 from overconsumption of red meat and alcohol. Aged 35.
No aussie fuccboi is that manly.
i prefer her sister
have russians gone mad
literally irl hunger games
Business idea: Chorleywood Bread, but instead of slices just the crust bits
a south african, oak nuggins
why would you be happy if you have no friends?
You are wrong
aussies tend to look happier
just finished an all-nighter
just finished off an alt-righter
Good lad
Technically you finished it 4 hours and 43 minutes ago
fucking hell was gonna post that lad
lmao
girl at work has a mistletoe headband, but she only put it on once, when I was alone with her in the staff room
promising
cannot stand autist neets who think they're better than """normies""" because they bang on about history and philosophers instead of getting a job
like congratulations, you've done a think, medal's in the fucking post and I know you'll be there to sign for it too
post choons
>southerners
don't be sad, lads
settle down deano
same except mine's a belt buckle waheyyy
Ask her out then
don't tell me what to do
youtube.com
are saffers the most underappreciated "anglos"
font
i've got a gf
umm sweetie I don't want a shit job that'll just make me want to kill myself xx
I don't think these people exist desu. You're just imagining things.
>essex is the entire south
fuck off bruce
Good on ye
But I have a job and still do that x
proud to be a rorke lads
JEWS
*fires a bullet at your general direction*
They are releasing a cover version of You Can’t Always Get What You Want in dedication to Jo Cox
Hmm, inside job confirmed
it does represent it pretty well, when people say the south they mean more the south east/home counties rather than say the south west with devon dorset or cornwall and that