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GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch lads

...

peNGesT ruNT

need a thing to do which will distract me from the absolute state of my life

have a wank

a job

wank x

do a sleep

review some fast food

read a book

>tfw won't have to work for a month because I'm getting surgery

this is what i would usually do but the cat keeps coming in and out of my room, and if i shut the door he just keeps meowing until i let him in only so he can walk out 5 seconds later.

grats, enjoy your new vagina

Can smell poo in the lab lads, doesn't bode well.

lets play Spot The Scotsman

Every time you see a post made by the Eternal Pict you call them out on it. Examples include saying good things about Scotland, posting pictures of it, or subtly mentioning Scottish (((culture))) like deep frying junk food and speaking like a primitive Ape.

what for la'

hope it's nothing serious :)

>tfw life has become mind numbingly boring

Feel like dropping my job and just fucking off somewhere for a year like a middle class runt.

Too bad I have a mortgage to pay.

t. failed deano

had a chicken vindaloo on Wednesday

Safe to say I am shitting it out right now, my bumhole is fucking burning. Like I am legitimately in pain, and sweating like a pig.

involving physical excercise like boxing
cycling in traffic
benzos
sleeping

Deano is quite happy with his boring mediocre life.

Haha fifa with the lads and Saturday out with the misses

Gonna change my name to Tommy Robinson.

>failed

i said DISTRACT, not IMPROVE...

doxxed

screamed @ this post

these are all distracting

starting to realise that, to most of you lot, Deano means "actually happy English lad"

wish i was dead or at least in a permanent coma

need a hug

i am literally a deano

then kill yourself you useless piece of shit

Found the Scot

too scared x

10:31pm

physical exercise, cycling, and sleeping all improve your life.

and i don't really like benzos x

rock paper scissors?

Deano reminds me of the modern middle class Chav #LAD

REAL aussie hours right now I LOVE it

no. was referring to

rock paper scissors at 11:36

good episode of peep show
mark is proposing to sophie haha what is he like

deano isn't happy, he spends what money he has on keeping up appearances and seeking validation from others.

NEED a chav gf who does filthy slag things

paper

>you have to read ancient greek literature and have no friends to be truly happy
ah yes

paper

scissors

rock

what? like sharing nudes to black blokes on bbm?

foy

unironically cannot tell the difference between saffers and aussies

How do you get good at kissing?

>Picking anything but rock in Rock Paper Scissors

>"You are Peter, and on this rock I will build my Church."

deep frying my bollocks whilst drinking irn bru (a scottish drink) lads

good episode of the walking dead
negan is calling the fat girl fat again haha what is he like

practice makes perfect

Projecting much?

was ist ein saffer?

thinking very hard about young kylie

got any tips?

I have a saffer m8 who legitimately has gout in 2016 from overconsumption of red meat and alcohol. Aged 35.

No aussie fuccboi is that manly.

i prefer her sister

>game2winter.ru/

have russians gone mad
literally irl hunger games

Business idea: Chorleywood Bread, but instead of slices just the crust bits

a south african, oak nuggins

why would you be happy if you have no friends?

youtu.be/AZjwCmJrnlY

You are wrong

aussies tend to look happier

just finished an all-nighter

just finished off an alt-righter

Good lad

Technically you finished it 4 hours and 43 minutes ago

fucking hell was gonna post that lad
lmao

girl at work has a mistletoe headband, but she only put it on once, when I was alone with her in the staff room

promising

cannot stand autist neets who think they're better than """normies""" because they bang on about history and philosophers instead of getting a job
like congratulations, you've done a think, medal's in the fucking post and I know you'll be there to sign for it too

post choons

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>southerners

youtu.be/L4r_a5adehs

don't be sad, lads

settle down deano

same except mine's a belt buckle waheyyy

Ask her out then

don't tell me what to do

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are saffers the most underappreciated "anglos"

font

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i've got a gf

umm sweetie I don't want a shit job that'll just make me want to kill myself xx

I don't think these people exist desu. You're just imagining things.

>essex is the entire south

fuck off bruce

Good on ye

But I have a job and still do that x

proud to be a rorke lads

JEWS

*fires a bullet at your general direction*

They are releasing a cover version of You Can’t Always Get What You Want in dedication to Jo Cox

Hmm, inside job confirmed

it does represent it pretty well, when people say the south they mean more the south east/home counties rather than say the south west with devon dorset or cornwall and that