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runtscape edition

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>new runescape

...

homosexuality is a choice

gonna do a suicide

reckon you might be trans ye x

runescape more like goonscape

...

more like cultural conditioning

fuuuuuuuuuck

Combination of choice and genetics actually.

I really can't stay
(Baby it's cold out)

I've got to go away
(but baby, it's cold out)

>taking pride in having no decorative taste
reckon ye might be a runt

best website to order clothes from?

god probably doesnt exist

WAIT

Ever since I was born, I've always wanted to fuck a man in the bum. Will you be that man? Come on, you've got nothing to lose (except your anal virginity lol x)

cara

end, oki ni or mr porter

post room mr interior designer

kek

take that you stupid fucing bitch

baaaby it's cooooold ouuuuuut...
mmyep

eating another satsuma lads

im not a man i'm only 5'8

business idea: indian food but made by white people

An absolute fucking machine

such a fucking machine some Jewish lad is gonna post him

araca

um this is my safespace bullies PLS go

brilliant. we'll call it texmex

Name the band lads

oiiiiiiii old skool eskiboy is back *gun finger*

>the nazis were the bad guys

The OnTrampoline

makes me think.

would we even go to chinese, indian, kebab, chippy shops if we swapped all the ethnicities?

business idea: have a method

i just posted a flattering picture of our beloved cara famsy

Babestation slags on Judge Mincer

onjump

are there any machine operators itt

shan't be responding seriously to this doxxing effort

fine then post how pink it is because i wonder what the fuck your room looks like 2bh

got my willy out

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if the food was good, yes

what's your ideal accent for this lass?

took some beef out for dinyuns but it didn't defrost

yodeling at this leaf who didn't thaw his beef

reckon mistakes like that a daily thing for him

the poor lad

Nigerian

that's what you get for being a murderer

northern desu

they sound ridiculous in porn but it gets my willy really hard for some reason + it goes with her face

>they sound ridiculous in porn
e.g?

brummie

RIGHT IN ME GASH

>"stop lookin at mah pusseh"

bet the reason there's no brits in porn is because it'd been seen by their friends and family

small country and all that

>there are multiple non-whites in this thread RIGHT now

>tfw scared to ask the '''''lads''''' if I can come the pub tonight

soft welsh

finished my satsuma lads

utter bollocks

porn is illegal there so no one would find out

??

>Live in cali
>There's a 1/10 chance every attractive girl you meet has done porn

>it's ok, high school's the worst part of your life anyway
>graduate
>realise it's actually the best part

>he doesn't choke it exclusively to faketaxi

americans are weird
>prostitution illegal
>porn perfectly legal
>kinder eggs banned
>assault rifles can be bought from walmart

>want a traditional wife-material gf who loves kids, cooking, etc
>also want to take advantage of all these useless sluts that wanna fuck everyone
i am torn between two different social eras lads

FOY

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yes

Brit before the normies get here is so much fucking better

polyamory is the future norm 2bh. it just makes sense

Just get a kinky housewife and you're set

>kinky housewife

ow fuck my foot cramped

>cute fucking girl in my class
>get her number
>shes really kinky, browses the chon and has gaming pc
>has a penis
Fucking bullshit, why do none of these cool ones have vaginas

hmmmmmmm

err what mate

i wonder what the ratio of females that have penises, to females that don't have penises is
gotta be skewed toward the penises i reckon

Cannot fabricate these feces upward

is it a feminine penis though?

me

He could have died?

Arsehole.

literally me

It is.

what's the problem then?

he's gay

>Video footage has emerged of the transport secretary, Chris Grayling, knocking over a cyclist and sending his bicycle crashing into a lamppost

roaring

>google finally updated parts of manchester on google maps
>now everything's bright and green
very nice

I don't see the problem here?

Fucking doing transport right

me when i spot a runt

ah yes, the so-called /brit/

fuck it

wow the buildings in my area are all 3D is if you hold down control/lmb and move the mouse around

me and my willy are really old friends

water popped out where my willy hole ends

I'm 24 and I cannot envisage myself getting married or having a family

I want to, I just don't think it will happen. I'm basically a child

Sounds like you need to lay off the LSD lad

miss the days when we routinely got 3-4ft of snow within a day or two

used to go around town with my older brothers and shovel people's sidewalks and driveways for money

can't remember the last time we got snow like that. it's been over 20 years. these days we're lucky to get an inch or two

The old 'chosis is playing up again lads aha

feel like australians are bringing the overall post quality down

What should I have for dinner lads

oh wow I found my dad on google maps

*walks towards you*

same haha bloody global warming