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/brit/ - Mandy Nightmares Edition
alri
tessa
frogs
Fun fact: nicotine will make you dream strange things
live in london and even the fucking chinese people are taller than me
what the FUCK have the recent generations been eating and where do I find it
Niska
detest myself and every thought i have lads
this
Never notice it, but I get really vivid dreams when I try to quit
absolute tuwn
delete all your frogs please mate
Guarantee average height for university aged white males in the UK is over 6 foot
really made me think
That russian cunt can get fucked, I work my ass off for my money.
suck my fat american cock Sergei
folt
When I fall asleep with snus or right after using it I dream the weirdest shit
what should i write an article for the Tab about lads? I want to write something
theory: people haven't increased height much in most of human history however recent prosperity, wealth and peace has meant that people are now becoming lanky as fuck
*demands reparations*
what it's like having no friends at uni
Christmas sandwich review from all the local supermarkets
write about Sup Forums
Worked from 10 to 19 then fell asleep at 20
Just woke up, should I try sleeping or just stay up?
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How does snus compare to smoking btw?
Don't really get a noticable nicotine hit from smoking, and I can use an e-cigarette through the day whenever I'm trying to quit but as soon as I drink I crave a real cigarette. Was considering buying some snus (it'd be far cheaper than smoking too) but unsure if it'd actually give much of a hit if it's a continuous thing.
I'm sorry to inform you that cute dogs i.e. "doggos" are a normie meme and you should stop posting them at once
I'm gonna buy a "They're good dogs Brent" mug
The Dutch went from the shortest to the tallest people in Europe through the 20th Century almost solely because of massively improved nutrition.
>the state of iceland when 10 year olds have to work
take a couple hours and then try sleeping again
unironically good suggestions
Fuck you
The Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra
Was Kerry Katona on shift
What should be done about the days between Christmas and New Year, a 3 point approach
/brit/ is a normie general
>Why are you so mad Bront
lads i've been shitposting here since I got sucked in during 'pools closed due to aids', I've seen a lot of memes posted through the years and its been great
but I fucking hate how every normie and their mum loves memes now, and how they use it to refer to any funny picture
how did we get here? it's fucking bullshit
Some rorke shite
Whip up a hurricane of piss
forgot to shave the sideburns haha
are there any more perfect borders?
u fokkin wot? i'll HEEM u cunt
They're good memes Brunt
a fucking rectangle
howling
creasing at this repeatedly
I get what you mean
Internet was far comfier like 2004-2006. It wasn't primitive but wasn't crowded either
Now its all just dumb facebook retarded normie shitters everywhere
Thinking of breaking up with my girlfriend, she's a bit of a nymphomaniac
what do you guys think? She's getting a bit freaky for me, wants to do shit out in public and all sorts of stuff. Kinda concerned
Dont feel any nic from smoking when I do it, which is rarely
On the other hand I've been using snus since I was 14 and I still get dizzy from the nic especially when I am drunk, I can barely stand
nice
dont want to get kicked out of uni desu
Will do lad xx
Give me your address yank
I will literally come to America and set you ablaze
Sounds good, do they sell it in Iceland or do you have to get it online?
When I looked into it it seemed the only sites that'd ship to the UK were from Israel
We need to evolve mate, it's on us now
It's only like this because we"ve stagnated
Give me her number and I'll let her down easy
WTF I HATE TRUMP
business idea: watch porn before workout to increase test
what do you think lads? is it just bodybuilding forums-tier broscience?
kill yourselves fucking scumbags
all the scandy countries use snuss you madman
I know exactly what you mean mate
Bring up your concerns. If she can't respect your boundaries then she's not worth it
is wake in fright scary
All smokers should be put to death
i just pretend that i'm a tastemaker and everything niche i like is destined to become popular. makes me feel better
>Things that never happened
dont actually watch porn, just look at pictures of big nice arses. I dont know if it boosts test but it makes me feel like i ahve more energy, i'm more focussed etc
*blows a fat cloud of cigarette smoke right in your face*
spitting in someone's face is assault
68801894
this
How about we go back to YTMND and start posting there again? Repeat the cycle
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what about jizzing
YTMND has ... Changed
Here "neftóbak" is the only legal brand it, means nosetobacco but only farmers actually use it in the nose
Either order from that israeli site or just take a ryanair vacation to sweden
sexual assault
Yea but the EU's weird about it so it's banned for sale in most countries. Not even sure if they have it in Denmark, but definitely in Sweden and Norway.
I know Iceland's not in the EU but not sure what shit does apply to it if it's in the common market.
lol I was here too all those years ago and it was almost completely shit
take off your rose-colored glasses
seriously, I remember risk threads, lots of traps, tons of porn, very small moments of cool things but very very spread out
even the serious boards were filled with shitposters, in fact it was even more aligned against people who weren't part of the 'culture' than now
and it was filled with kids
you guys may have forgotten but I haven't
bought a packet of condoms 2 years ago
12 posh wanks later, i've run out
>icelandic farmers
lmao what do they grow? icicles?
bout to play a lewd videogame lads
i think cara and i would get along irl
Laughing My Ass Off
How expensive are fags in Iceland?
>live in an overwhelmingly white part of the UK
>Sister made a reference to a "old white guy" as if that's a bad thing
>Brother moved away to a diverse city and is now disturbed at how "white" where we live is
What is going on here? Everything seemed normal 5 years ago
want to move to SK or MB
people tell me I'm insane for wanting to but I think the wide open space has charm
goldberg won
The good ol times
Things like YLYL or Sniper thre-
8-9 quid
iceland? more like niceland
:)
had a family member make similar comments about so our hometown is 'so white'
I guess we're fucked anyway...
dumb pirate frogposter
Why the fuck would you wank with a condom on? I get the mess reduction but otherwise it would feel a lot worse
We need to talk.
need to go to bed
quis?
mentioned
pic related, I genuinely think that Sup Forums is one of the last small communities of the internet, and even then we're hardly small
I miss the days of simple, friendly jokes, not these shitty images with some caption from twitter which has done the rounds across the interwebs
like that kermit the frog sipping tea, I'd say that was when the meme explosion started for the normies and from then any picture that makes someone laugh is called a meme
it wasn't as bad as it is now, you could actually use Sup Forums for longer than 5 minutes, now it's just a huge shitshow and its spread everywhere, any board is guaranteed at least 4 cuck posts an hour, minimum
I miss when rickrolls were funny and in their prime, when EFG would always fail to get dubs and when candlejack would always get y