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morning

caralad is a lesbian

/suomigf2016/ has failed spectacularly

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gl with sumo gf 2017

Iktf
/gf2016/ as a whole was a failure

Can someone Vocaroo the following:

'poo poo pee pee
sausage roll is cooked at seven twentythree (7:23)
pee pee poo poo
in my tummy, it will goo
poo pee poo pee
i hope someone on /brit/ will remind me'

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GAS
THE
STRAIGHTS

reviewbrah = oasis
pengest munch = arctic monkeys

had a scary thought

what if you kept thinking you didn't exist until you actually started eroding into nonexistance

Considering the possibility that we are not in a "real" world but a simulation or dream.
Yet despite that what makes us not "real"? If we are part of a simulation then our parts must have some form of existence? Likewise in a dream.

just had the biggest fart then some contractors came into my room
fuck's sake could you have at least waited for a bit for it to woft out

farts are absolutely demonic this morning

>'Other Indras?...' Indra asked feebly.

>'Yes.' The boy said frowning as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. 'Each time Brahma wakes up, he creates the universe and an Indra to rule over it. Every time Brahma goes to sleep, the universe is destroyed with everything on it. Even Lord Brahma himself has a life cycle. After 4,32,000 years, he will also cease to exist. Then another Brahma comes into existence.' The dark boy looked at Indra puzzled, 'I have seen all the Indra till date. Have you never seen them?'

>Meanwhile a row of ants were marching inside Indra's palace. Looking at them, the boy started laughing. Indra was now feeling afraid. Hearing the boy laugh terrified him. He swallowed and opened his mouth but no words came out. He slowly got out the words, 'Wh...Why do you laugh?'

>The boy looked at Indra with narrowed eyes, 'Are you sure you want to know?'

>Indra hurriedly nodded his head finding that he was not able to talk. 'They are all former Indras.' Indra looked aghast as the boy continued. 'They begin from the smallest creatures and become the most enlightened people. And you know what happens after that...' The boy continued looking at Indra, 'They destroy one monster and they suddenly think they are the King of the Universe...' Indra winced as the boy continued, 'And then they start from the beginning as ants...'

what a blunder lads, ffs. meant "MONDAY morning edition", not "morning morning" what a ma like

read every word

Think the only thing that I'm not willing to accept is "multiverses" or whatever. I know how those rorkes feel about everything in life, just deny reality, and say no, no, no, until your version of reality is your own.

lmao no chance

How would that work?
You think therefore you are.
If you are in a dream then you are part of the dreamer
If you are in a simulation then you do exist, you just aren't "real".

quantum physics is bullshit too lad
a thing is just a thing it doesnt change if you see it
just common sense that

mates call me "eggy-head"
not a fan

>stopped drinking fizzy drinks and started going on long walks everyday back in may
>lost 3 stone

Looking very much forward to christmas dinner with the extended fambo so they can see how good I look

Dont really buy that

choon
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So we'll nuke forward to PY soon

>if you see it

that's not what quantum theory says.

how eggy is your head would you say

all south koreans should be killed

if lost 3 stone id be committed to hospital on life support you fat cunt

If he thinks I'll be clicking that link he's sorely mistaken.

t. trapped in the eternal recurrence

do you even have a functioning government rn?

also you can't nuke anything, you'll have to suck a lot of American penis if you want them to nuke something for you.

he's being sarcastic you ugly fucking nigger

was so close to cracking the meaning of life but then I lost my train of thought

yeah it is mate

t. scientist

Bit much for this time, but then again-its like 2 in Yankland

>nigger

I WAS a fat cunt, not anymore

Recurrence is half of the essence of life

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>A few decades later I wonder if anyone believes that was a good idea. No people are more deeply opposed to racism than the Jews, and not just because we suffered its effects but because we are the ones who taught through the Torah that every human being is created equally in the image of God. A deeply immoral government like apartheid South Africa was anathema to the central teachings of Judaism.
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and wetness
is the essence of beauty

no he's not you mong

the music

Quantum theory lost me at that tree falling in the forest but nobody around to hear it malarkey.

Malarkey.

me in the middle

you're a fucking piece of shit. fuck you

No.

Carl's Jr. is the pengest munch

NEED a Mummy gf

utter fucking state of the UK
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Daily Dose

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easy easy now boy

ah yes please tell me again how much you like dogs, pizza and traveling

Quantum theory is often badly explained.
Yes nobody may hear the tree fall but may they not come across evidence of it having fallen?
May they assume at least one is bound to fall?

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>May
hat

me and the lads

If from one of these countries you happen to be; don't expect a reply from me:
>America
>Mexico
>Argentina
>anywhere nonwhite
>anywhere that isn't Europe, Australia or New Zealand

hat?

leave the rhymes to the australians

fucking asians

God bless the Japanese
they know exactly all the weird little sex thoughts everyone has had at some point.

>hat?

WWII generation will soon all be dead

this yank literally can't get enough of his hat posting

bet he think he's being really funny too

New:

rolling a rollie

my great grandmother died recently, and my great grandfather not too long before.

watching rogue one

feeling a bit depressed lads, always thought i had a 7 inch willy but today it turned out it's barely 6 and a half

100 years ago Britain was nearly 99% indigenous brits

pics please

pics please

>indigenous

not even close

pics please

got that stupid fucking matilda song stuck in m noggins ffs

300 years ago Canada was nearly 99% indigenous canadians
what's your point.

girls can't tell the difference
I tell girls im 8 inch and they believe it.

pics please

i'll be fucked if i'm leaning over a few centimetres to reset my router to evade the ban i'll get

based on what? the saxons, norse rapes, and the normans? you know how heavily overstated that all is?

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>implying chugs are real Canadians

can't say I like having leafs posting near me

been enjoying my own little gimmick a lot

>go into other country's generals
>ask them to translate the pictures with the most (you)'s
>close the tab before they respond

ahh yes
the so called hat

did he boop in his bants

pirates

currently devising a post so good it will illicit a reply from each and every one of you

me out and about yesterday

what is it

based on the fact there wasn't a single indigenous person in britain 100 years ago

you forgot to carry the close to 2 millennia of invasions and migration over in your calculations

If you are going to be a sexy pirate you might as well just skip the bullshit and go around naked

>girl I know finds the perfect boyfriend
>he's actually gay

oops

like this

Thanks xx :)

would push this thing down the stairs is I saw it

Makes you think