morning morning edition
/brit/
morning
caralad is a lesbian
/suomigf2016/ has failed spectacularly
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gl with sumo gf 2017
Iktf
/gf2016/ as a whole was a failure
Can someone Vocaroo the following:
'poo poo pee pee
sausage roll is cooked at seven twentythree (7:23)
pee pee poo poo
in my tummy, it will goo
poo pee poo pee
i hope someone on /brit/ will remind me'
you are a proxy
GAS
THE
STRAIGHTS
reviewbrah = oasis
pengest munch = arctic monkeys
had a scary thought
what if you kept thinking you didn't exist until you actually started eroding into nonexistance
Considering the possibility that we are not in a "real" world but a simulation or dream.
Yet despite that what makes us not "real"? If we are part of a simulation then our parts must have some form of existence? Likewise in a dream.
just had the biggest fart then some contractors came into my room
fuck's sake could you have at least waited for a bit for it to woft out
farts are absolutely demonic this morning
>'Other Indras?...' Indra asked feebly.
>'Yes.' The boy said frowning as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. 'Each time Brahma wakes up, he creates the universe and an Indra to rule over it. Every time Brahma goes to sleep, the universe is destroyed with everything on it. Even Lord Brahma himself has a life cycle. After 4,32,000 years, he will also cease to exist. Then another Brahma comes into existence.' The dark boy looked at Indra puzzled, 'I have seen all the Indra till date. Have you never seen them?'
>Meanwhile a row of ants were marching inside Indra's palace. Looking at them, the boy started laughing. Indra was now feeling afraid. Hearing the boy laugh terrified him. He swallowed and opened his mouth but no words came out. He slowly got out the words, 'Wh...Why do you laugh?'
>The boy looked at Indra with narrowed eyes, 'Are you sure you want to know?'
>Indra hurriedly nodded his head finding that he was not able to talk. 'They are all former Indras.' Indra looked aghast as the boy continued. 'They begin from the smallest creatures and become the most enlightened people. And you know what happens after that...' The boy continued looking at Indra, 'They destroy one monster and they suddenly think they are the King of the Universe...' Indra winced as the boy continued, 'And then they start from the beginning as ants...'
what a blunder lads, ffs. meant "MONDAY morning edition", not "morning morning" what a ma like
read every word
Think the only thing that I'm not willing to accept is "multiverses" or whatever. I know how those rorkes feel about everything in life, just deny reality, and say no, no, no, until your version of reality is your own.
lmao no chance
How would that work?
You think therefore you are.
If you are in a dream then you are part of the dreamer
If you are in a simulation then you do exist, you just aren't "real".
quantum physics is bullshit too lad
a thing is just a thing it doesnt change if you see it
just common sense that
mates call me "eggy-head"
not a fan
>stopped drinking fizzy drinks and started going on long walks everyday back in may
>lost 3 stone
Looking very much forward to christmas dinner with the extended fambo so they can see how good I look
Dont really buy that
So we'll nuke forward to PY soon
>if you see it
that's not what quantum theory says.
how eggy is your head would you say
all south koreans should be killed
if lost 3 stone id be committed to hospital on life support you fat cunt
If he thinks I'll be clicking that link he's sorely mistaken.
t. trapped in the eternal recurrence
do you even have a functioning government rn?
also you can't nuke anything, you'll have to suck a lot of American penis if you want them to nuke something for you.
he's being sarcastic you ugly fucking nigger
was so close to cracking the meaning of life but then I lost my train of thought
yeah it is mate
t. scientist
Bit much for this time, but then again-its like 2 in Yankland
>nigger
I WAS a fat cunt, not anymore
Recurrence is half of the essence of life
?
>A few decades later I wonder if anyone believes that was a good idea. No people are more deeply opposed to racism than the Jews, and not just because we suffered its effects but because we are the ones who taught through the Torah that every human being is created equally in the image of God. A deeply immoral government like apartheid South Africa was anathema to the central teachings of Judaism.
jpost.com
and wetness
is the essence of beauty
no he's not you mong
the music
Quantum theory lost me at that tree falling in the forest but nobody around to hear it malarkey.
Malarkey.
me in the middle
you're a fucking piece of shit. fuck you
No.
Carl's Jr. is the pengest munch
NEED a Mummy gf
utter fucking state of the UK
youtube.com
Daily Dose
easy easy now boy
ah yes please tell me again how much you like dogs, pizza and traveling
Quantum theory is often badly explained.
Yes nobody may hear the tree fall but may they not come across evidence of it having fallen?
May they assume at least one is bound to fall?
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>May
hat
me and the lads
If from one of these countries you happen to be; don't expect a reply from me:
>America
>Mexico
>Argentina
>anywhere nonwhite
>anywhere that isn't Europe, Australia or New Zealand
hat?
leave the rhymes to the australians
fucking asians
God bless the Japanese
they know exactly all the weird little sex thoughts everyone has had at some point.
>hat?
WWII generation will soon all be dead
this yank literally can't get enough of his hat posting
bet he think he's being really funny too
New:
rolling a rollie
my great grandmother died recently, and my great grandfather not too long before.
watching rogue one
feeling a bit depressed lads, always thought i had a 7 inch willy but today it turned out it's barely 6 and a half
100 years ago Britain was nearly 99% indigenous brits
pics please
pics please
>indigenous
not even close
pics please
got that stupid fucking matilda song stuck in m noggins ffs
300 years ago Canada was nearly 99% indigenous canadians
what's your point.
girls can't tell the difference
I tell girls im 8 inch and they believe it.
pics please
i'll be fucked if i'm leaning over a few centimetres to reset my router to evade the ban i'll get
based on what? the saxons, norse rapes, and the normans? you know how heavily overstated that all is?
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>implying chugs are real Canadians
can't say I like having leafs posting near me
been enjoying my own little gimmick a lot
>go into other country's generals
>ask them to translate the pictures with the most (you)'s
>close the tab before they respond
ahh yes
the so called hat
did he boop in his bants
pirates
currently devising a post so good it will illicit a reply from each and every one of you
me out and about yesterday
what is it
based on the fact there wasn't a single indigenous person in britain 100 years ago
you forgot to carry the close to 2 millennia of invasions and migration over in your calculations
If you are going to be a sexy pirate you might as well just skip the bullshit and go around naked
>girl I know finds the perfect boyfriend
>he's actually gay
oops
like this
Thanks xx :)
would push this thing down the stairs is I saw it
Makes you think