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>my son has a low IQ score because of the smallpox vaccine
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race mixing, not even once

Shedding a tear

www.hitler.org/writings/last_testament/

On a scale from 1 to Brendan, how JUST is your life?

youtube.com/watch?v=WDYz4C5mxjs

youtube.com/watch?v=GaHSd0ab4GA

Would make Brendan look like he had it together 2bh

gonna do a suicide

Bringing it up again but someone pointed out it could be a tumour, what could cause one kidney to be larger than the other?

that's the 4th suicide today, calm down or you're gonna hurt yourself

roflel
lamoaing my arse off

Umm sweetie, nothing is identical in nature. One thing is naturally larger or smaller than another. x

>kiwi dude has taken off his trip because he knows we've all filtered him

just going to filter nz. not like they ever post anything good here anyway

literally just woke up at three AM and started eating a burger i had next to me

Lupus

do a bike instead. it's fun, gives you energy, and it's a great way to stay in shape.

biking gives you ED

youtube.com/watch?v=3B0mIrgYUMA

>i just had my hair done

Is the kiwi gay?
I could do with some cock sucking if you know what I mean.

explain

wish i had a spicy portuguese gf to colonise my willy

i retract my vitriol and count myself jelly

can't ride a bike
well i can't wank there are too many people in the house

I make quality posts about bollockbusting and how rancid my cock smells
You sure you want to miss out on that?

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I'M STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE

dunno why but i really hate slavs, i don't even consider them human

I know a few slavs and they're good lads

I'm in love

keep posting lad

same, my best friend growing up was croatian

still don't consider them human

Pojdi v rit, lovec na krokodile!

your grandpap was an irish prisoner, which is immeasurably worse than slavs. bogtrotters dont even count as subhuman, theyre sub-subhuman.

Canada is the USA's Scotland

all slovenians should be killed

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post the map

Who was in the wrong here?

It seems so white, it wasn't even 20 years ago

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I'm always baffled when I read a post by an American that shows even a modicum of knowledge of the world outside their borders.

they must be the fabled minority of cultured americans

>the flu

just realised i used the wrong demonym for slovenia so now i've gotta post again

Don't think Americans are actually real t b h.

>gay accent
>currency none of us want
>a couple big cities, but everyone else is basically alabama
>shouldnt be its own country

aye, you might be on to something

all slovenes should be killed

>blowing up the entirety of greenland

eh why not

autism

Hmm.....ahh.....hmm....oh, yes....hmm....I think I've made my choice.

GIMME A "HELL"
GIMME A "YEAH"

not as autistic as stamp collecting though

I'm finally here. After years of saving up, I took a 12 hour night flight from Heathrow to Johannesburg, and following a helicopter journey across the bush, eventually reached the safari lodge I'd been dreaming of.

At sunset we're setting off across the hills and plains to seek out some of the most beautiful and exciting creatures in Africa. Everything is prepared: the sandwiches have been wrapped, the water bottles stowed away and the jeep fueled and readied. Our guide was careful to thoroughly instruct us in the basic safety protocols: not to make any sudden loud noises, not to stand up in the vehicle, and not to lean over the side. Of course I listened with the rest, but unbeknownst to everyone else I do not intend on following a single one of the safety regulations. Why? Well let me explain. You see, I am not here to take photographs - I haven't even packed a camera. I am not here to enjoy the warm weather. Nor am I going to be enjoying the fine South African wines provided by the lodge. No. I am here for one sole purpose.

This evening we will encounter a herd of black rhinoceroses that have been confirmed as passing through the area. I can already imagine the sight of the beautiful beasts as they lumber around the grass. We will get as close as we can - this the head ranger has assured me. Now, as the rest of the party gasp and take photographs, here is what I will do. Yelling and shrieking, I will leap over the side of the open-topped jeep. Once in the mud, to everyone's shock I will rip off my cargo trousers to reveal my dick and ballbag. The latter of these (now this is key) I will have painted a bright shade of fluorescent red. Then, still hollering and flailing my arms, I will sprint at full pelt towards the alpha bull rhinoceros. And it is then that my apotheosis will come - the mangling and skewering of my bollock sack on the point of that majestic creature's horn.

The moment is fast approaching friends - the moment I become... complete

think I've got lupus

roaring

all south africans should be killed

good post

think i've got wolves

(you)

spent the whole day wanking and didn't cum once

proxy was a nice touch

fantastic post despite not reading a single word

why does the Guardian have to ruin everything we love
theguardian.com/music/musicblog/2015/may/27/stone-roses-spike-island-the-reality

>tfw you ______

Hmm....ah....hmm...yes...that's it....family loyalty...the empire is ours...

Americans are ____

doing a _____

The bicycle seat turns your knackers into an impotent mush over time

Leaving for the North in ~6 hours

Really hate leaving the South desu I can't stand cold weather

need a black bf

youtube.com/watch?v=JlvCkm2qcHs

the best tourists
potato

america should have shipped the slaves back to africa when they were done

>what is liberia

FOR.

why the fuck did they add india to this game?

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

have you ever seen this?
youtube.com/watch?v=ky6_cUn-454

Ian and John are proper weirdos, no wonder they broke down when they made it big

australia should have shipped the abos back to australia

oh wait...

We were going to but Lincoln got assassinated before he could sign the executive order

Ironic how a Confederate zealot is the reason why we have blacks in America today

John Wilkes Booth made $20,000 per year at a time when the average American man made $400 per year
He gave all that up and got himself killed what a fucking moron

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what goes through your head when you make a post like this

That can be a very lucrative hobby if you get ahold of the right stamps

spastic

ded thred

got ahold of the right stamps lads

na, white australians should interbreed with the abo women to make the abos extinct

Unironically have healthier genes than all you inbred white runts.

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

This is fake.

need me a suit like this

shower and then bed?

or just bed?

I'm a tad sweaty but also a lotta 'too lazy to shower'

trying to break my porn addiction by watching so much porn that it no longer appeals to me

what do you think of my very kafkaesque strategy?

which one of you is the roleplaying turk that shitposts on /his/

beautiful scotland...

>posting on /his/
>ever

I just woke up, good morning /brit/!

>kafkaesque
I don't speak french sorry

>not showering everytime before you get into bed
It's like you want to sleep in your own filth

this island produces the finest black pudding known to man

morning my lad

good morning

all french people should be killed

I tend to wank off in my bed anyway so it gets all sweaty and gross regardless of my showering habits