Cody Edition
/brit/
cara
gonna do a suicide
DELETE THIS
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>Mail pays out £150k to Muslim family over Katie Hopkins column
I guess hate doesn't sell
haha top banter
welcome to my thread
WARDEN
>tfw when powers of the uni edition fail you
fuck UP
kes was pretty shit 2bh
voyager is an alright show but it got noticeably better after they saved 7 of 9
>tfw mates cancelled and im now going to have to hang out 1 on 1 with my least close friend
nice
/brit/ is a social construct
cara
Might start studying tonight
>it goes down a bloody treat
So does your dirty fucking mum
those can sometimes be the best. its a nice feeling growing closer to someone
looks like the gf is getting worried because I haven't replied to any of her messages haha
hate myself so much haha can't bring myself to do anything lmao the absolute state of me lads
what's the best Star Trek, in your opinion, lads?
either there's a possum on the roof or a ghost is losing his fucking nut ahahahaha
HIT that reply if you seen a ghost!!
poof
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the first one with zacary quinto
tng
stop pretending to be me thanks.
who you gonna call hahaha
dont really connect that much with the guy, he randomly shifts from being supper buddy buddy to being judgmental and weird
You could grow a pair and text her back???
a new hope
Wrath of Khan
have a hard time listening to more than a couple things at once
like if there's music on or more than person talking I struggle
reckon I've got a touch of the ol' 'tism lads?
aha mate
what if
what if i just straight smashed your skull with a club
just
ahaha
just HYARGh hahahah
youtube.com
>you will never go to parties like these with this kind of music
>you will never fuck a ghanaian with a big bat
why live?
tng > ds9 > voyager > original series >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> enterprise
disclaimer: my opinions are fact
fuck off lisicki with your shit sport
yes i am quite the fuck up
when will hiroshimoot enable emojis
Got this girl on my snapchat called sarah joelina
no idea how she got on there or who she is
she fit though
youtube.com
>i just had my hair done
>no deanna troi mindreadfu
getting sent dick pics again...
yeah you do mate
ah right. thanks for bringing me this irrefutable piece of information.
ugly manhead
Going to watch some more Gilmore girls
If you were watching TV through the day at 3:00pm and a human anus was on the screen, and from that anus emerged a thick sticky shit.
How would you feel?
This actually disgusts me
TNG > VOY > DS9 > TOS
indifferent.
is it a lady's bum?
Snap
going to rewatch Glee
think i should go to the doctor about the vein in my right foot?
I'd feel ashamed that I've let my condition deteriorate so far that even what's on my screen is superior to me
anyone had an success with using plants to keep bugs away
>Chodey garfunkle, tattooed teenager and benzo addict embarrasses himself severely in pre fight interview with his superior, dominick 'the dominator' cruz
Cody: I never had to chase pussy in my life, on December 30th I ain't doing it, I don't have to
Cruz: ...what are you talking about?
Cody: what are you talking about?
Seems fine
>just requested a book from the uni library knowing full well the owner will be on holiday
>owner has to hand it in in 1 week or face a fine
devilish
>VOY > DS9
bet you only watched the first two seasons of DS9 and gave up on it. it doesn't get good until the jem'hadar show up. DS9 gets fucking epic towards the end
superior troi incoming
would probably vomit 2bh
got a weak stomach
maybe clean that towel first
anyone had an success with using their personality to keep girls away
A friend of mine works for a cross party organisation and the one thing Labour Tory and Lib Dem MPs agree on is that Nigal Farage is an insufferable twat. Some share his politics and don't entirely disagree with UKIP, but on a personal level he is intensely disliked. Bad breath, inappropriate comments to women when he's had a few, childish hissyfits when he tries to crack bad jokes and no one laughs. He's the kid in class who got away with murder because his mummy and daddy were on the board of governors. A copper bottomed cunt.
no but ive got success with my ugly face and rolls of fat
Is Sharon Stone the hottest old woman alive?
i have become exceedingly efficient at it
have a screen in my windows in summer desu
Helen Mirren
yeah lad im an expert ask away
just be yourself
Grim
so do I but the fuckers are good at getting in. Particuarly i'm talking about small moths
didn't except this
umm more pics please. x
andie macdowell
you alright lad?
prefer not to say
deleted The Lobster
nope
I even say up front that I'm self hating twat but it doesn't seem to be an issue
Holy shit
Turn on BBC news right now!
why
That's a man
where did you dl it from
>turning on bcc news
>ever
guess im gay then
always wonder why more suicide aren't associated with rapes just beforehand
if you're gonna go...
agreed
this is the mentality of someone that isnt suicidal
>his country doesn't have driverless buses
pffffffffffffffffffttt
*laughs derisively*
>his country doesn't have buses
yeah but if you got caught and put on suicide watch in prison that'd suck
there's something wrong with that bus
i remember this performing like shit around cyclists
kinda cool ngl
Great news then
Cruz got embarrassed
he had a choice of admitting he ran like a pussy or pretending he didnt understand what it meant
thats not the only thing thatd going to suck
huh
huh
complete crap