hopefully no happenings in the UK edition
/brit/
We self inflict our happenings these days
Russia did it
There won't be desu.
wish someone would tear my ballbag open in the same way people excitedly open christmas presents
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to poo or not to poo
Last multiple casualty Islamic terrorist attack suffered by country
>Germany: December 2016
>France: July 2016
>United States: June 2016
>Belgium: March 2016
>Australia: December 2014
>UK: July 2005
stay safe you lads x
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A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED BODYGUARD
her hair is perfect
America, explain Washington state
Your electors are a gay lad, a hippy who didn't ask for this, a cancer patient, a hijab Muslim, a man in a dress, an indian chief voting for Bernie Sanders, another gay man and a black woman who oesn't know her own sister's name
Explain
what does your cool kid terrorist stopping police force drive?
the state of this cuck OP
We literally now live in an Orwelian state but guess it's effective at keeping the ol' radical islamists at bay in the UK haha
Nice slag
How long do you reckon we have until we see another terrorist attack?
I'd guess next year, it's getting more and more common and yet I'm caring less and less about it
Erm what about all the attacks in Africa and the Middle East love.x
>Polite Arrest Team
cute :3
>bulking
>eating around 3600 calories a day
>now at 3400
>still hungry as fuck
I HAVE THE HUNGER!
honestly that's an upgrade
haha what's going on in europe boys
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>a cancer patient
Ah yes, the leftist conspiracy to give everyone cancer
I became a little bit more lefty as I got older, much more anti big business, etc.
I guess I take things from both sides which makes me a radical centrist
>wake up this morning
>Europeans at it again
get your shit together
good thing Emma Rushton's on the case lads, time for some quality reporting
Pay respects to the fatherland
that's all the proof I need
>be brit
>literally get kebab'd
>pakis
>european
>there are people itt who wouldn't smash rosie
you would have to be a special kind of bender
How do I become part of an anti-terrorist task force?
I want to become and cool secret agent and undertake dangerous but rewarding missions desu.
#PrayForGermany
*uploads German flag filter profile picture*
Posting to show solidarity with the people of Germany and the Muslims that did nothing wrong
*changes profile picture to filter of flags all over the world because no one cares about all the terrorist attacks outside of Europe*
I know a girl called rose irl that I'd absolutely smash desu
t. Lord Haw-Haw
UM Pajeet Al-Rajesh is just as European as you are mkay??
felt really smart as u typed this post didnt you
telegraph.co.uk
forgot muh link, all those happening got me too excited
What about pray to Russia after their ambassador was killed on live TV?
mummy may keeping us all safe :)
cheers lad only you lot are allowed to do RAC since no one else does it right
Terrorist attacks...pah! The more dangerous thong associated with terrorist attacks is the reaction by the population. There will be negative emotions towards Muslims, and I think it may result in violence. We need to focus on preventing that...Possibly some kind of benefits for Muslims only...
"what about aleppo? #PrayForAleppo what about zurich? #PrayForZurich what about ankara?????????"
*descends into pointless bickering*
come to think of it I don't think I know anyone called rose that wouldn't get it
It's getting like the movie Brazil where people just ignore the bombings.
anyone got a picture of that handsome british armed police officer with a moustache that was going around about a year ago? he looked a bit like tom hardy
I'd only smash her if she had a bag over her head
what the fuck is canada gonna do?
>middle easterns
>european
I wonder if terrorists will ever attack Wakefield
I think I can live with mummy may knowing I like to watch incest roleplay if she keeps me safe
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nice facebook observations, make them into a slightly edgy stand-up comedy routine that nobody would pay for
thanks to ar Harry keeping us safe x
I feel bad for Germany
its a genuinely nice country, or at least it was in the years following re-unification.
personally "new" Germany was one of my favorite countries but now its just a complete mess.
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why is katie hopkins on the chong
willies
more like may 2013
nowt worth attacking
#PrayForAnon
May he find a gf.
>some lorry terrorist attack
>wow this whole country is shit
fuck off leaf
germany is ten times superior to canada
very nice
gas the muzzies
t.rosie
We know it's you you foul wench, the idea of someone pathetic enough to be obsessed with your vile """""body""""" is preposterous to say the least.
Just purchased:
Salt and vinegar McCoy's grab bag
Pack of Parma violets
Monster energy absolutely zero
Large bag of sour Skittles
Rate
nice to see that hound has two handlers
nothing :^)
but desu we have no terrorist issues (yet)
>multiple casualty
Thank you kindly mummy May
Make the terrorists go away
Come again another day
Thank you kindly mummy May
would happily 619 you if we ever had the misfortune to meet
Will anything at all ever happen in Wakefield.
Just purchased:
Boost bar
issue of the Beano
Fruit Shoot
Pepperami
Rate
3/10
not even close
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its shit because they will act all apologetic when their own people are killed by foreigners
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Dead munch rudeboy kmt
Fun fact: all German villages/small towns are now about 40% muslim each due to refugee resettlement
what annoys me most about times like this is all the virtue signaling from pompous shitheads
they've got some bangers
TIDY
Me second from right
food standards agency are keeping us safe by monitoring our internet history
>Salt and vinegar McCoy's grab bag
sore finger chinese cunt
>Pack of Parma violets
alright
>Monster energy absolutely zero
meme drink
>Large bag of sour Skittles
original or out
here la
>RACIST oppressive UK never has terror attacks
>TOLERANT progressive Germany does constantly
hrm
maybe being more open and welcoming isn't helping things??
Two explosions in Madrid right now, I just hear on TV it's happening in Barcelona, Valencia and Albacete too.
Wtf is happening?
Boost and Pepperami quite peng Fruit Shoot is a dead ting tho senpai should have gone with a fizzy ting una
>implying mummy may isn't doing what's best for us
taking up 1 million fugees was quite the ubuesque idea too
tezza after looking at my internet history
agree
it's like clockwork every time something like this happens
ta for keeping us safe mummy may :D
The fucking state of this scrawny paki trying to convince people he's hard as nails