You died, you can start new life in:

You died, you can start new life in:
Russia
or
India

Choose wisely.

Russia as long as it's Petersburg

What caste in India?
What city in Russia?

>He fell for St. Pete meme

It's random. You can't predict.

t. Ural shithole

India, they'll have been a superpower for years once I've grown up

Russia at least I will be white

Kill_myself_at_airport_Memri.jpg

Actually, I'm from Moscow. Been to St. Pete several times. Besides several buildings, that city is a complete shit with hideous infrastructure, terrible weather and it's full of hipsters and alcoholics.

India of course. You can poop outside and even little kids know how to fix your computer.

Russia, too cold to go outside and even the little kids have already hacked your computer.

at least in india I won't eat a polonium pill or mysteriously "kill myself" by slashing up everywhere in my chest area and both of my upper arms

India seems to be the best choice, after a long reflection.

Do they sell jaguar (God's drink) in Latvia?

isn't russian in general filled with alcoholics?

*what caste in Russia?

I heard that 80% of Russia's wealth goes into Moscow and that the rest of Russia, especially st Petersburg, hates Moscow because of that

>infrastructure

Moscow isn't any better. Besides, the metro announcements are a lot more comfy in Piter.

>terrible weather

+40 in the summer and -40 in the winter is better? Piss off.

>full of hipsters and alcoholics.

Moscow is full of churkas, gopniks and bydlos so I don't think that's any better.

Russia.

They have a sewage system.

>You died
>you can start new life
all /balt/s such deluded?

No doubt, Russia is the right choice here.

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