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first post

nth post

third for missing forgweeb

it's a pretty big impact on post frequency when even one person leaves

there's only about 5 of us altogether

Just back from bongland. The english are actually pretty sound.

Excushe me?

Yeah, frogweeb's (RIP) shitposting was instrumental in keeping some /éire/ threads alive.

apart from n*rdies, the British are the soundest boys in Europe. Pretty similar to us in most regards so you get along easily

They were for the most part friendly and helpful. Also had some nice conversations with strangers.

Would go back.

Lads, there may arise a situation this summer where I find myself in the presence of bikini-clad Irish women on a foreign beach. I assure you that my presence on that beach will be against my will, not least because I'm the definition of skinnyfat.

Wat do?

You've got 5 months
Go to /fit/, read the sticky

Work out for the 5-6 months you have now

or

Just wait until you're on the beach and get drunk, your confidence will overshadow your horrendous body shape or you will be so drunk that it doesn't bother you what people think

good post

push ups and situps in the morning

maybe buy a pullup bar

Would it just not be easier to kill myself?

I'm not even in impressing the girls because I have zero interest in any of them. I just ended up in one of those situations where the autist has attractive friends.

>would it not just me easier to kill myself?
If you don't actually want to do anything about your problem then why are you posting about it you attention seeking gobshite

Ye can feck off now

>tfw no average irish gf

thinking I should go ina chodladh

imagine if 20,000 rifles, 10 machine guns, and 5,000,000 rounds of ammunition had actually landed in 1916

maybe we'd be a bit more than a footnote in the history of ww1

Only the weak sleep so soon.

>maybe we'd be a bit more than a footnote in the history of ww1
I'd doubt it, it probably would've backfired on us even more with the British just carpet bombing Dublin and the Yanks hating us for joining the the Krauts.

>imagining all the possibilities the Gael has had in the past that have gone by

>with the British just carpet bombing Dublin
Using what exactly?

JUST'ing ourselves is part of the irish genes

carpets

The fucking 16 inch guns on their battleships. Main reason the lads surrendered was because the fucking Brits were just shelling indiscriminately.

shouldn't have bothered rebelling

should have been happy with home rule

How many

You fuck off west Brit cunt, bet you're a sloppy fuck that wears a trench coat and let's his hair grow.

Shelling =/= Carpet Bombing

Also, I'm not sure if the Royal Navy had any 16 inch gun-armed battleships during WW1. Frogweeb could probably confirm that though.

spot on

rank the English, Scottish and Welsh

On what sort of scale?

against each other, best to worst

I rank them poorly.

all equally the same since scottish and welsh nationalities are just meme snowflake english

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me in the priesthood

>Canada, US, and Mexico can share a thread
>All of Yugoslavia can share a thread
>All the Baltic and Australia have one thread

>Ireland needs its own thread from /brit/

Bit like the Irish then

>Japan has two threads

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not really no

Eyes wide shut, west brit.

Sup Forums is a Japanese site.

>welsh nationalities

>10 machine guns

what could you have done with that?

I tried to get a /celt/ thread going yesterday, got about 150 posts which was decent

There were about 50 english soldiers attacking over a bridge defended from an opposite window by two men, one with a pistol and the other with a single shot rifle, they managed to kill about 30 men, now imagine what a machine gun could have done

Hâte the lot of yous

Best to worst

>southern/coastal English
>friendly Scottish
>friendly Scouse/Mancunians (the accent is horrible but I think they like us the most)
>power gap
>Rest of the English/Wales

how many British soldiers were there in Ireland at the time?

By the end of the Rising, it was like 17,000 in total or something (vs 1200 or so).

Had the Volunteers all joined in, it probably would've been closer to 6-12,000 volunteers. Probably could've knocked out most of the British forces before they knew the fighting was happening.

Given a couple months, they'd have been fairly well fucked though with the amount of troops the Brits could've deployed.

Yeah, ideally the volunteers would've needed WW1 to go much worse to keep the British forces distracted

insomnia bump

alri

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Holy shit, the first three minutes of the Red Letter Media Rogue One review do for it what the two-hour reviews of the prequels did for those movies.

Went to bed around 11 kept waking up every few hours. Couldn't go back to sleep after 5.

>watching the news on Germany
>large neon "Irish Pub" sign in the background
PERFIDIOUS FENIAN STRIKES AGAIN

>another Muslim habbiding
>mfw I don't even care anymore
>mfw anyone still living in Berlin is asking for it

Morning lads

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Sportaflop BTFO

Luke, did I ever tell you about the entire cast of Rogue One?
They were good friends.

Girl's dad was a pretty bad friend. And so was his friend. They weren't very good friends to eachother. The fear dubh was a fairly bad friend too.

Sup Forums is so retarded.

They're waxing lyrically about this movie as a record of "glorious Evropa before it got blacked by le shitskin menace". Fucking hell.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EuroTrip

youtube.com/watch?v=-_Eu0X3B6OM

When did you realise America is one of our greatest enemies?

>the first three minutes of the Red Letter Media Rogue One review do for it what the two-hour reviews of the prequels did for those movies.
What do you mean?

If the Berlin Happening had taken place a year ago, I would have been up all night watching coverage of it. This time around I followed the story for about 2 hours and then watched Crimecall. Even the news outlets didn't seem as committed to reporting on it as they usually would have been in the past.

I only watched Eurotrip for the breasts. When I was a teenager in rural Ireland with no internet, bit was the best I could get.

It's just a bunch of aimless lads enjoying a movie that has both their ideal ethnic makeup of Europe plus is in the style if the nostalgic teen movies they watched when they are younger. Nothing to get worked up about

Which one of you lads watches anime on your phone down the back of the last 27 bus?

It's mainly yanks that push this glorious unified Europe meme and lump everyone together as "white"

Which one of you lads watches me watch anime on my phone down the back of the last 27 bus?

>Driver of the truck involved in the Berlin terrorist attack reported to be a refugee in his 20's
Lads, this happening may be more significant than we thought.

It'll all blow over

It could put a dent in Merkel's popularity with elections on the horizon.

Did you attend the morning mass /éire/?

How odd. You know how peaceful they usually are. Some alt-right neo-nazis must've provoked him.

I did in my bollocks.

>mass

>going to mass on a tuesday

There's Mass?

Who'd win?

It's like the Maijin Buu match up in those old DBZ eps.

reuters.com/article/us-germany-truck-idUSKBN148287?il=0

Merkel said the attack yesterday could've been by a refugee kek

The religion of peace strikes again

>not going to mass twice a day every day
Heathen.

maidin mhaith

>religion strikes again
ftfy

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>men strike again
ftfy

that lidl christmas ad lads ;-;

Which one? What's so bad about it? I don't watch TV.

With the old man and his house? I would think it's nice but then I see Lidl and just think cheap.

Mate of mine fingered her outside an underage disco in Carlow once

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>being 20+ years old
>being an edgy atheist
Unless you're still a teenager that is.

Is armyboy about?

>edgy atheist

nothing edgy about it senpai, nobody in my family or my age is religious

Edgy family.

Remember, people who are practicing Catholics are more Irish than those who are not. As a Nordie, you should know that better than anybody.

>As a Nordie
Pretty sure he is an English socialist.

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