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First for congratulations Trump

LMAO

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>LMAO

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mountie outfits are pretty hot

FUCK commies

Get conned, Drumpfster

wtf is that a real lion ?????

man is like a Crow when it comes to shiny

it's nice when wealthy people actually have some style taste. right now everyone is obsessed with ugly bland modern looks. it looks cheap.

>Get conned, Drumpfster

how sad will canadians be when the queen dies?

>We didn't need supreme courts or constitutions...

>all bar one
>Martin Van Buren
Fucking water jews

If California is such a 'socialist shithole' why do I have to pay 60 cents for a plastic bag now?
What even is Cali anymore
I think it's upgraded to just being a 'shithole' now

I'd give those leaves a blowing

France (original comments)

I grew up to her face on my money and watched her age via coin updates and media.

It'll be like loosing a Grandmother I never met, but received postcards from. Will go to a public funeral if there is one, then make a voodoo doll to cut down her heirs time. She had Charles at 22, it's crazy. He's pretty old too.

more money for schools

get reusable bags, nerd

The third world garbage, young people, Francos, fedoras and immigrants won't care.

The remaining 20% will be pretty sad.

Serves you right for caring about the planet

>ywn be a mountie
>ywn riding on horseback
>ywn and keeping order restored

>wanting to be a jackbooted thug

>>wanting to be a jackbooted thug

>All that happened after we got supreme courts and constitutions

Makes you think...

rural police are cuddle-worthy

What's a good place to go in Canada for backpacking?

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Charles is an ugly cuck. I don't want him on our currency. Harry is pretty cute tbqf, but I'd settle for William.

Northern Ontario.

What's a good place to go in Canada to die?

There are a million good places here though? I dont understand why an american would ever visit canada

Do you believe in kek?

Southern BC.

Hi, /cum/

tfw ywn have a sister to fuck

depends what you want to see

cities would mean hostels and public transport. why anyone would come to Canada to walk around our cities is beyond me.

Montreal has a comedy festival at a certain point in the year, that might be good? The tourist trap of Niagara falls is bus ride from there.

Climate is different

You can have mine

Waterton Lakes National Park

>tfw ywn have a sister to fuck

just walk until you find the forest, a river, or a dumpster and you're good

yea let me just carry 20 plastic bags in my back pocket to give to the clerk when I'm at checkout so that I don't have to pay over 10 dollars for some plastic bags that use to be free
But hey that money nobody would spend gets sent straight to the schools genius

here desu

>>tfw ywn have a sister to fuck

Hi.

>the olympics were 6 years ago
fug, at least I got to see that in person

you still may be a patriot yet, citizen

Yukon. I'd want to die lying in the soft cool snow, staring up at the northern lights, listening to Sinatra.

Hey

I have an attractive sister, but I would never fuck her because I'm not a degenerate and I'm not attracted to her

use a cart, you dummy

That looks beautiful. Where is it?

FUCK Northern Ontario

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>I would never fuck her because I'm not a degenerate and I'm not attracted to her

I wonder how well I would do in school if I put in the same amount of effort I put into studying for midterms into studying the whole year round.

Like FUCK. Next semester I'm going to do it for real. Each time I've been getting closer, next one is it.

Peyto lake?

youtube.com/watch?v=oW9f04Dctz4

have some Canada in your day

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well shit, I was going to get my coworker a 15 dollar visa gift card for secret santa, and it turns out Wal Mart only sells them for at least 50 bucks. Now I have to get him something with a limit of 20 dollars by Christmas Eve and idk what to do

hmmmmmm :)

Clinton lost because she's a terrible person.

>fug, at least I got to see that in person
how'd you secure a seat? I watched it live from a bar.

Fuck you

Fight me

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Women push the low test is weak meme because low tests have no sexual and romantic obligation toward them

Women are used to being appeased so anyone that does not appease must be doing so out of weakness and not lack of interest

Low test males are the true alphas

I want to see the Northern lights so badly.

Rrly makes you think..

>low testies actually believe this

>the law forbids him from marrying someone he loves

fuck Ontario

Fucking stop you autists

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A jap did that last year in NWT, minus the Sinatra.

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slices you in a million peaces

Just a friendly reminder

i took this picture

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emilia is cute!

Interracial relationships should be discouraged if not outright banned.

Fuck you

mexico sempai pls notice me.
nah.

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you can't take a cart home smartass
i had to put every individual thing into a box I had lying around and go from car to my house over 15 times when it would have been just 5 max before

Why
I want an asian gf

JJ Abrams most have directed that one.

I love rape statistics because they are the best catch 22 for SJW's.

Oh we live in a white dominated rape culture? Is that why blacks are 4x more likely to be the perpetrator of rape while being 13% of our total population?

Forces them to either be racist or rape-apologists

landslide
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>pic is lake just NW

This is what happens when you let non-/cum/ countries in here.

fuck YOU

>make movie about historical Canadian event
>give all credit to Americans
>win Oscar

Good thing I'm not in a relationship hahahahah

*easily dodges your sword*
It was only a hologram!
*teleports behind you*
You should... watch your back!
*stabs you in the back*

Asians are honorary white in my America.

>Native American
>Liquor laws
>Drunkenness
bit sad

Its been a horrible day. The Russian ambassador was killed, 12 more in Berlin, dozens more injured.

My sympathies for all, its been more than I can keep up with.

But there is one more I wanted to give special mention to that I just learned about.

Linda Vatcher, a nice school teacher from Newfoundland, Canada, was visiting her son who works in Jordan. She was murdered yesterday by terrorists, among others, Jordanians, a valued ally.

Everyone seems to have suffered today. Just wanted to extend condolences.

just noticed that VLC now has a santa hat

Quality threadcrafting

Ek kan nie verstaan wat jy sĂȘ

Don't forget the people in Zurich

:(

a friend of my parents was given a several tickets through her company and she took us as she has no family here. I regret not going to any of the free concerts but they were always completely packed anyways from what I heard

I wasn't far off desu

meant for How did I end up replying to myself lmao