Seriously, why can't we divide the world into five different language zones?

Seriously, why can't we divide the world into five different language zones?

North America: English
South America: Portuguese
Europe: French
Africa: Arabic
Asia: Mandarin

Seems like this would prevent most language barriers between most neighboring countries without being too authoritarian.

that's stupid. you're stupid

First of all language is an 800 lb gorilla. It does what it wants.

Secondly, language control to this magnitude would not only be impossible but no government or committee of any size would be able to assimilate language like that across the globe.

Your idea is stupid, you're stupid, and may the Lord have mercy on your soul.

Those barriers don't even make sense

Please never EVER post again

Should just be one language desu. Tower of Babel 2 when?

Wrong. North america: spanish.
Its almost that way anyways

That was a cheap jab and didn't add to his idea at all. Disqualified.

uhh

we should all learn Esperanto tbqh

That's not how it works

Stupid Americans

North America: English
South America: English
Europe: English
Africa: English
Asia: English

America-tier posts. Damn, why are like 90% of american posters are so incredibly stupid?

>prevent most language barriers between most neighboring countries

That's true only for North America. While Mandarin language is spoken only in China, most of the South America countries are Spanish-speaking, there are more people speaking French than Arabic in Africa and more people speaking English than French in Europe.

This but with accents.

you could use this reply for every american thread

>Damn, why are like 90% of american posters are so incredibly stupid?
We're not you're just hacking our minds and making us seem dumber.

so the roman empire's latin, you do know that every accent turned into one language

Someone screencap the frenchie post so we can answer every amerifat post ad nauseam

>First of all language is an 800 lb gorilla. It does what it wants.

That's if there isn't a 170 lb human with a hunting rifle nearby.

Why is it always your flag with this kind of thing. Really. What the fuck man