ITT: Sup Forums in 1940

ITT: Sup Forums in 1940

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help

back of the bus nigger

My youthful days

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Get a load of those cuck Europeans and their war. They'll never learn.

All hail our German overlords!

(hey, it's still better than what happens 10 years from now)

hey lads my father just bought a piece of land in alberta

Whaddya mean Roosevelt's running for a third term? That guy's a damn dictator.

VOTE WILLKIE IN '40

We'll give Britain munitions, but damned if we're actually going over there. We already bailed out you mugs back 22 years ago and that was enough.

>tfw Sovjets have more men than we have bullets
Fühlt schlecht Mann

We had baby boom during war because people not allowed to go outside or do anything. it was all like "Please behave yourselves. Do not annoy the Germans. Stay indoors. Do not get in way of the Germans."

needless to say there wasn't a lot else to do except fucking.

>be gay man
>get arrested and subjected to enforced mental treatment
>have our clubs shut down by the vice squad

It wasn't the best time in history.

prepare to kneel down before the mighty fascists and nazis you inferior scum

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Even worse, John Lennon is born this year.

wooooooow it took 3 of you to beat me

you attacked us first uezs

This Hitler guy isn't for real right?

it was just a prank bro

Shouldn't you be dying of pneumonia in a Siberian labor camp now?

Welp. Fucking Anglos.

>tfw my lost another brother at the playground today...

>Maginot Line

What country are you?

Hey, it can't be that bad. If I were alive in 1940, I'd go to NYC, become Langston Hughes's boytoy, maybe meet up with teenage Malcolm X hustling white queens. Maybe take the train down to LA and design outfits for Hedy Lamarr...

HEY IS THERE A WAR?

CAN WE JOIN IN TOO?

Brits, can I hear a "thank you" for Dunkirk?

Maybe they'll thank us when our navies meet at Mers-el-Kebir :3?

British Palestine.

I hate jews so much desu
Christians are weak, that doesn't match with Germans
I'd rather have them convert to Islam, even if I had to personally invite 2 million muslims
As long as they don't run trucks into our christmasmarkts
t. Adolf Hitler

>tfw doing 50ft jumps off the swing

We've been in it for a year now you FUCK

Better tell these nip cunts to fuck off because we're full...

>be sven
>wake up
>laugh at russia because they got defeated by mongolian farmers
>eat breakfast with family
>laugh at russia with them
>go to work
>laugh at russia with coworkers
>come home
>eat dinner with family
>laugh at russia with them
>go to sleep
>dream about laughing at russia
A good time.

Me on the right

This cat I met on the trolley the other day tried to convince me that Artie Shaw's band is better than Duke Ellington's band. He's gotta be dreaming.

mate calm it
we didn't expect six countries to get steamrolled in the space of a few months
we're trying to help

S-surely this is the turning point of the war against the boche?

Damn, I guess the Tokyo Olympics are off. Was looking forward to those too.

FUCKING NORMIE BRITS GET OUT OF MY PROMISED LAND
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Deep inside i always loved Germany, Bretzel, Currywürst all that shit, i love that my new friends are living in my neighbours' house that went suddenly on a trip paid by the kind gentlemen in black.
Hahaha

After defeating France there is nothing in the way of the Endsieg. Hitler truly made Germany great again!

It's finally our time to Shine! Everyone must see the true power of our fascism and corporativism! We will enjoy Hitler in this damn war against the soviet. I mean, this german guy has won in every land he step his army in, what could be possibly go wrong against some ignorant communist workers?

You Yuropoors enjoy your war while I'm sitting in the bleachers at Yankee Stadium and fapping to Betty Grable.

Feels good having thousands of miles of ocean keeping us from you.

Some of you Italians are alright

Don't go to pont Saint Louis tomorrow.

Silly Republican thought he could win near me.

I've been having trouble choosing between Auschwitz and Majdanek on where to spend my vacation.
On the hand, Auschwitz has a larger pool than Majdanek, and yet again Majdanek boasts of an impressive theater room.

Damn, these gestapo chaps really know how to sell their vacationing sites!

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It's finally our time to Shine! Everyone must see the true power of our fascism and corporativism! We will enjoy Hitler in this damn war against the British Empire. I mean, this german guy has won in every land he step his army in, what could be possibly go wrong against some ignorant colonials who lost to birds?

Turning once again, and this time more generally, to the question of invasion, I would observe that there has never been a period in all these long centuries of which we boast when an absolute guarantee against invasion, still less against serious raids, could have been given to our people. In the days of Napoleon, of which I was speaking just now, the same wind which would have carried his transports across the Channel might have driven away the blockading fleet. There was always the chance, and it is that chance which has excited and befooled the imaginations of many Continental tyrants. Many are the tales that are told. We are assured that novel methods will be adopted, and when we see the originality of malice, the ingenuity of aggression, which our enemy displays, we may certainly prepare ourselves for every kind of novel stratagem and every kind of brutal and treacherous manœuvre. I think that no idea is so outlandish that it should not be considered and viewed with a searching, but at the same time, I hope, with a steady eye. We must never forget the solid assurances of sea power and those which belong to air power if it can be locally exercised.

I have, myself, full confidence that if all do their duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the best arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves once more able to defend our island home, to ride out the storm of war, and to outlive the menace of tyranny, if necessary for years, if necessary alone. At any rate, that is what we are going to try to do. That is the resolve of His Majesty's Government – every man of them. That is the will of Parliament and the nation. The British Empire and the French Republic, linked together in their cause and in their need, will defend to the death their native soil, aiding each other like good comrades to the utmost of their strength.

Even though large tracts of Europe and many old and famous States have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Gestapo and all the odious apparatus of Nazi rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and if, which I do not for a moment believe, this island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.

Peacetime conscription? Oh you gotta be kidding me. Damn Roosevelt.

Uwaa, this book is really good!

wtf i love nazi germany now

War? What war?

UN-FUCKING-CONQUERED, JERRY BASTARDS

Who knew those autistic mongols who keep sending us letters with pictures of "Spurdo" would make such good snipers?
Truly our greatest allies.

how the fuck do you take that many prisoners with 1000 people?

I mean, the Aussies have guns, but how don't the Italians just king hit them all?

>tfw black guy
>tfw 1940
>tfw I may choose one of the following careers: Shoeshine Boy. Butler. Chauffeur. Watermelon Mascot. Jazz Musician.

Nah, I'm cool with 2016.

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>1300 dead
>350 wounded
>1 battleship sunk
>2 battleships damaged
>3 destroyers damaged
>1 destroyer grounded
>1 tugboat destroyed

>WE'RE JUST TRYING TO HELP LADS

Some "ally" you are. Good job destroying your reputation in France and giving ammo to anti-Anglo propaganda for the next few years. The Germans defeated us, but at least they haven't stabbed us in the back.

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oh, you'll find out soon enough

so what are your plans once the war is over and the jews will be exterminated and nazis will rule over europe anons? i wanna marry my cute aryan gf and start a bar in some city

Alright, my Reds did it! So much for you Detroit screwballs.

good posts

>my Reds did it
OH FUGG HE'S A GOMMIE, GED HIM :DDDD

xaxa wouldn't it be funny if we switched sides at the last moment lads ;^D

I sure hope our Führer finishes of the english before he starts the innevitable war with the soviets. The english should have learned that bombing is really effective and if we don`t finish them off they would probably start bombing us.

Lads, me parents want me to sign up for the British SAS, but I hate those proddy cunts.

wat do?

NIPS OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>tfw allied government in London, coupled with Axis government in Vichy

Who here /winningthewareitherway/?

>Who here /winningthewareitherway/?
Surely not our trustworthy Italian allies

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(nice remaster btw, as if the original 78 recording sounded this good)

Damn, guidos can't fight their way out of a paper bag.

>getting wasted by Greeks with old guns

I told them, I told them to never trust the eternal teuton. I told them all, but they never listened.

Well, our only option is cozying up with Germany and weather the storm. The Fuhrer is a reasonable man, and can only realise how much of a valuable ally we could be. If all goes well, France will come out of those a battered up but ultimately stronger nation in cooperation with it's European brothers.

So what's with this SS Charlemagne division business?
Should that warrant me a state-ordered aryan qt?

The Fuhrer is wise. He will surely invade England before turning towards the Jewish Bolsheviks in Moscow.

Once their little island crumbles then their empire shall fall as well.

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Yeah they sound like shit.

have we ever done anything to you?
Don`t you want your last 6 counties back?
fight the english don`t join them!

It's a good thing I tattood the process of enriching uranium and building an atomic weapon on my back before I was magically transported to 1940. Now I'll go to berlin and help the good guys win and stop the world from turning into a bolsheviks ruined hell on earth that is contemporary world in 2016.

AH HA HA HA HA!!!! EAT IT, WASHINGTON.

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This. Take only Alsace-Lorraine, give us British territory to help our ego, frame it as an anti-English, anti-Jewry alliance, and you'll win our hearts and minds: you know we'd be so much better allies than the fucking Italians.

I sure hope so and if we manage to take england the rest will surrender.
But I think he should end our alliance with those yellow eastern subhumans I think they are going to get us in trouble

What kinda weird screwjob follows professional football?

italians were incredibly demoralised and just surrendered en masse, the entire war was a big fucking joke when you realise the majority of european countries just let themselves get fucked up the arse while our countrymen were dying for them

I'm fucking destroyed desu.

What are you worried about, vennas? Too many tourists this summer? :D

If you're a commie in which case you're being shot in a basement somewhere.

The entire country is destroyed, but we send a Division to fight against Russia. Meanwhile the Republicans are fighting with the Allies.

FRENCHIES GTFO REEEEEEEEEE

Why were the Italians so shit?
Oh, you!
RIP Anarchist Communes
SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED SOME FREEDOM

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Wait, why do i have aquafresh instead of our grorious socialist banner?
That Nazi guys, surely we can trust them - we've signed pacts and shit.
Where do my home and belongings went?

Ah look it's our not so trusted ally that would never go against us!

The only way to deal with gerry is to bomb everything, especially major civilian centres

We're not good at war, we just enjoy fascism in our small nation, we never meant to export it or try to export it, and you can see the results.

The Andrews Sisters are cute.