writing a semi-autobiographical novel edition
/brit/
Justin Mitchell
Nathan Perez
araca
Christopher Perez
jews
Benjamin Hall
what's it about?
Landon Evans
pull up and skrrt with the team
I roll up and smoke on the green
she said don't smoke on the weed
I was like WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!
Owen Sanchez
*deploys post I'd been saving for the new thread*
wahey!
William Morales
mum found a mug full of zoot butts in my room and didnt say owt ayy thanks ma ure actually sound
Gabriel Powell
awoooga
Nicholas Wilson
a guy does a suicide
Jaxon Mitchell
>DO YOU KNOW YOUR BALENCIAGA FROM YOUR BALMAIN?
>YOUR TOM FORD FROM YOUR THOM BROWNE?
>YOUR ACNE STUDIOS FROM YOUR ALEXANDER MCQUEEN?
>IF SO, THEN WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU.
doing an apply
Tyler Gutierrez
was napoleon a radical centrist?
Joshua Hill
>butts
FOY
Carter Foster
hehe
lads
guess what
guess what I just did
*grins mischievously*
hehehe
im so naughty :P
:)
Ethan Brooks
Amazing edition
Parker Perez
oh my days what is this lol
Eli Torres
post choons from your city
youtube.com
Jeremiah Howard
Secretly, she is very disappoint. She's keeping it inside.
Brandon Hall
He was a radical leftist
Jonathan Perry
wish i was a girl 2bh
Mason White
...
Jonathan Howard
She'll save up the pent up aggression for Christmas day lad, you should know this by now
Benjamin Ramirez
Sebastian Lewis
only luxury department store in Australia
it's gone downhill but man needs a job
Jacob Carter
Thoughts on going to Reykavik during late December?
Zachary Morris
when i said she didnt say owt i meant she just said 'yuck' and gave me the mug
appaz she used to be a hippie so im guessing she smashed the kush back in the day
Jonathan Murphy
that's a shelf stocker job isn't it?
Landon Kelly
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Alexander Flores
Bringing back some old gimmicks.
The gf
Mason Jackson
Going skiing with the father lads
Dylan Reyes
...
Julian Rogers
yeah he's getting a work
Jaxson Taylor
probably something by powderfinger i guess
Sebastian Diaz
post synapsids
Ryder Harris
>be in the pooropeean poonion
>get run over by a lorry
Lincoln Morales
>you will never be a qt hispanic girl strutting around on the beach in a tight thong knowing that you can get any guy you want
Might as well get the rope out
Ryan Young
nah mate I'll be a 'style consultant'
Dominic Morales
really makes you smug
Chase Lewis
none
Grayson Ross
banter level: continental
Sebastian Kelly
ah yes
if you like fashion so much why don't you study fashion to get a proper work in it
Jose Davis
major banger
youtube.com
Connor Ramirez
Babycakes is the GOAT ebony pornstar, she did an anal scene and I've wanked to it about 50 times
Owen Watson
>Babycakes
you just don't know know
how I I
Landon Cox
already have a degree
just want to work for 1 year, travel, then do postgrad next year
Colton Sanchez
lauren phillips is one of my favourite wanks
she seems dumb as a brick though
Nicholas Morris
>Poleaboo:I'm almost 100% certain that thailad is the reason the police pushed the bail on me. Not the first time I've been fucked over by my 'friends', always have to slap the dreamer behind the ears. I will kill myself before the end of the year but not before I've done some serious damage to /britfeel/ and more especially /brit/. I will ruin their lives with some simple hacking
What did he mean by this?
Wyatt Williams
good you ungrateful twerp
i thought about your post yesterday in the shower and it pissed me off again
Joshua Perez
babycakes you just don't know
Anthony Morgan
absolutely shrieking at this turn of events
Jace White
He's been making that threat for months, pakipoo isn't going to do shit
Elijah Richardson
Fucking mams got a cold and she just coughed on me the absolute slag, I don't want to be ill on christmas day of all days, hers will be gone by christmas and I just had one last week
Anthony Taylor
actually I've been reporting him to the police a lot, though I live in manchester so it's in my best interests to keep the rochdale scum at bay
Luis Rodriguez
an hispanic girl could NOT get me
Benjamin Roberts
...
Xavier Roberts
the real reason I want to do retail is for the totty iah
William Young
better be extra careful about clicking viruses
Benjamin Flores
Why, you psychopath?
Dominic Jackson
[phone goes off]
"Uuu, that's nice, is that a bit of Bob James you're giving us, or the latest tune by Barry White (?)"
Blake Mitchell
Americans pronounce craig as cregg, egg as aig, mirror as meer and twat as twot
"Cregg threw the aigs at the meer, what a twot"
Julian Sanders
got to 10th in slither.
my greatest achievement
Camden Davis
Thinking about getting my hair done
Bentley Roberts
HACK THE PLANET
Grayson Turner
howling
Jeremiah Perry
Reminder Poleaboo had acess to paypals with 6 figures in them.
Camden Sanders
my phone went off at a 'party' and its was some shins song my brother had set when it was his phone.
a girl said 'oooh cool dude' really sarcastically
what did she mean by this?
Charles Butler
You're combining accents from multiple regions into one
Nathaniel Thompson
because one day your dad will be 6ft under
Evan Baker
...
Joshua Hall
i literally get jealous of attractive women and im not bent or anything
Ayden Evans
...
Luis Davis
Runescape getting all /x/, ah yes
Parker Murphy
>twot
Out of all mentioned,
why did anyone ever think this was a good idea?
Caleb Gray
iktf
Mason Brooks
rs3 mate come on now
Hunter Long
I'll take an 'erbal tea
Christian Robinson
I can't say because I never heard of "shins".
Joshua Ramirez
>questing on osrs
no thanks
Dylan Adams
Drinking a single warm can of beer, m8s
Blake Smith
>Other examples would be the McDonalds twink, the chubby amusement park girl and the Royal Mail paki
this writing is genius it really is
Adrian Rogers
business idea: national service for under 25s without jobs or degrees
Jonathan Reed
MAKE A MOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVEEE
Nathan Gomez
This is where my hopes of finding employment come to an end.
Can't even leave it blank as the job centre completely disregard the data protection act and will just phone and ask about your application then they'll ask me why it's all blank.
Dylan Jenkins
Oliver Morris
*spoons you*
Justin Ward
Osrs quests have bant, none of this 2deep god make-it-up-as-you-go-along nonsense
Justin Harris
rate my OC
Michael Bailey
>New porn video uploaded
>Girl does a solid 5 minutes plus rimming
Thanks be to Based God
Connor Thomas
Give me a movie to watch
Matthew Collins
Counter argument
Cameron Hill
Would be well up for that. The only reason I've not joined is the fear of being surrounded by normos in some shithole dessert country.
Would probably have more in common with the local goat farmers than I would the normies
Lucas Perry
>girl on guy rimming
one hundred and ten percent bent
Jonathan Mitchell
porn rots the brain
Nicholas Cox
he'd get filtered out for being mentally ill
John Cook
screaming
why is he killing himself
Landon Howard
corporations control the world, not governments
at what age did you realise this
John Richardson
you big spoon or little spoon? :)
Austin Hernandez
I've thought long and hard about this thing in Berlin, my conclusion is as follows.
>Who's to say it was an attack by radical Islam? The police found the wrong man, that's all we know so far!
>Who's to say it was an attack? It might have been an accident.
>Moderator Muslims CANNOT be blamed for this
Logan Green
Just got one of the new 5 pound notes in change when I was buying a weird book from some small publisher in the UK.
Carson Rodriguez
If he's spooning you then you're the little one, bit jealous
Hudson Young
corporations can only do what they want to within the means of the law though