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At the ancient pond
A frog jumped
With a splash

Edition

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DO HIM IN JANNY

GO ON LAD GET 'IM

>tfw to intelligent to watch anime

Hows brexit going? >:)

How's the Christmas market going?

Fast forward a bit to attach "in the heat of passion, and being a little bit of cum that drips out after unprotected sex. I have had quite a rocky start, our relationship is pretty healthy, as it has nothing to do with her. She asked if I'd like to work on this big time because I take awhile to cum at all (most of the time, and I participated as often as I do but I can't figure out how to make me feel comfy, loved and I always feel miserable.

allahu akbar
cried the peaceful refugee
just as the plane crashed

MAnime
>I seemed like a baby bird keeping its truly innocent animal lusts hidden under its wing. I was being tempted, not by the desire of possession, but simply by unadorned temptation itself.

janny?

Haven't been trucked yet. They made the right choice.

Who /sysadmin/ here?

Like a truck through the ice roads, it's a long hard toil but we'll get there.

had a hilarious op lined up you fucking cunt leaf

Really good, thanks

here's a haiku for you

balls want punishment
put on your high heels darling
please crush them softly

reckon if i got into a fight with a leopard or jaguar i'd actually batter it

they can't be that strong so if you grab it by the neck, throw it on the floor then kick it in the head then it should run off

It's a lorry not a truck reeee foy foy foy

Yeah I'd probably take on a frog or a silverback pretty easy

Few jabs and it'd be out like a light

*meditates on this*

>had a """hilarious""" op lined up
doubtful

Lads got work tomorrow but there's not much to do, then Thursday off, then Friday SHOULD (with any luck) be a half day with a boozy lunch on the boss' dime.

Who /HYPE/ for Crimbo?

AHHHHHHHH I CAN FEEL MY THIRD EYE OPENING

piss off you insufferable worm

see that post from the ladbible hahahahahha well savage

could beat a tiger in an arm wrestle

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nah it was fucking good twat

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what did they mean by this

haha certainly haven't seen this in the past 24 hours

>$300 for a plain white shirt

Going to have my first Nando's soon.
What do I get?

>tfw over-evolved chimpanzee

Why are there more than one version of this? Bizarre.

Also anybody willing to pay $1200 for a Paul Smith garment needs assassinating.

Get the hottest sauce on it, nandos spices are really overrated so if you want to taste anything you need as hot as it goes desu

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hope none of you lads will be problematic this christmas

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>over-evolved
no such thing, you evolved to survive in your (now ancient and irrelevant) surroundings

Obviously it's 20p cheaper than the sun

wanked

Lemon and herbs
Bender

>that kid who picked his nose then eat his boogers

Reckon many of you were that nasty little shit

Imagine being instantly recognizable on /brit/ without a name or a trip

the absolute STATE of such a person

This is every mans ideal body, this is peak performance

Alright but what do I get from the menu

>boogers
foy

haha we used to throw him in the grit bin the scruffy cunt

there's a guy at my work who literally does this openly and in the middle of a conversation

chicken

fuck off you creature

why are people so amazed by this? do they not understand the concept of bulking?

watching comedy vehicle again lads

>a leaf posting my general

euughhh

Wings n dat

>tfw digital idealist

Just give me VR already.

Amazement or jealousy? This peak performance isn't easily attainable

i still do this

bought a new hammer
a tool for home improvement
my plums are the home

Still do this haha

*snort*
*sniiiiifffffff*
*scratch scratch*

I believe there are many variations of chicken one can get at a Nando's venue.
What specific dish of chicken do I get.

>mfw brothers friend picked his nose and rubbed it on the sofa at our house
went fucking mental at him

>Me being aware of how much of an insufferably smug lefty luvvie I am negates all arguments against me


aaaaah yes

I'll stop eating them when they stop tasting good

bet you love top gear

scone

scon

uhh well good morning
bit cold out today it is
real irish weather

one of my friends still does this in public and gets angry when i ask him not to

See

Cannot stand films that are set in the night or in dark settings

Fight Club went right into the bin because of this, along with all those stupid indie films

fucking hate having to type on my phone and have it out all the time, why cant whatsapp and snapchat make web versions that dont need it so i can chirpse girls without having to have it out

I've only had nandos once and I enjoyed it, think I had a medium chicken butterfly burger and some of their sauce but I can't remember which, all I can say is while it was nice it's EXTREMELY overrated

How many types of wings n dat are there

no, I'm actually quite a fan of are Stew, but he is a a shit.

Actually his Hamster Hammond bit is one of my favourites.

dont like it

Autism

Watching the chicken connoisseur do his thing makes me uncontrollably hungry

Giv me wings n dat

I want this hoodie but I think it might be awful

I really like films that take place primarily in one room (reservoir dogs, 12 angry men) or films that take place over one night/day (dazed & confused)

There is no difference between a £150 suit and a £1500 suit apart from the personal satisfaction of perceiving yourself to be above others

Mate none of us know the nandos menu off by heart I'm sorry

Have what sounds nice x

fillet burger
chips
two wings
and a can

A brief and cloudy but horrible memory has re-emerged

I'm at a friend's house playing Tekken
I take a brief toilet break
Something goes wrong, maybe I splash some piss into the corner instead of the toilet
For some unknown reason I must not have cleaned it all up afterwards or maybe I missed something
Friend's mother gives my friend a shout about not peeing in the toilet
He whines about not doing it but she doesn't have a bit of it

That's all

It is awful

going to find it intensely humorous when the germans vote in angela merkel again next year

do not buy that you melon

Alri thanks lad

putting on new suit
walking towards the camera
becoming dank meme

the so-called gf

do you have to bring a suit to every interview

I mean, unless you're a banker that's sort of overdoing it

yeah nah

Really like this third eye gimmick
Always conjures up unpleasant images of a jap's eye opening

night before last I dreamt about the ex with a new bf
Woke up feeling like pathetic

Last night I dreamt about getting a new gf and she was watching
Felt good but then realised that was even more pathetic

Whatever shall I dream about tonight

looks like its built for asians but a nigger is wearing it

strange

AHAHAHAHA

AND BREXIT HASN'T EVEN HAPPENED YET!

hello everyone
this is running on empty
the fast food review

should I get a kebab or a burger?
im already a fat cunt so spare me the health lecture

and materials/construction/design/longevity

The so called cat

>tfw the bears' show is about to start any second and moosie keeps missing his cue