Why does everyone on here but France hate America so much?

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because most of amerilards are retarded

they think they can do anything Freely

>OH I WILL HATE SOMETHING AS HARD AS I CAN EVEN THOUGH I DON'T KNOW THE BASE KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT I HATE
>OH I WILL LOVE SOMETHING AS HARD AS I CAN EVEN THOUGH I DON'T KNOW THE BASE KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT I LOVE

France and America are our oppressors

i loev u burger

More EEZ, Canada, NOW

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Before I visited America I had no idea kinder surprise eggs were banned. As soon as I found out I was on the next plane back to Melbourne.

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because of the war of independence. its basically a huge fuck you to the english

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>tfw France tries to break up your country like they broke up the British Empire

Frog eating bastards.

that's a bit of a waste of a good bread, though

We're a people of peace pls

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I'm fucking triggered

That was more the cost of fighting the Germans in ww1 that weakened the British empire wasn't it? But yeah, screw France they are evil

taxation without representation

I hate you americunt, no worries.
If i could nuke a country, you'd be my number 1 target, from france with love.

why isn't this part of quebec?

I fucking hate you piece of shit

t. Karim Benzema

No a French president made pro independent Quebec comments and started shit up with them a while ago. Bunch of shit disturbers.

Because it's part of France

*The Revolutionary War

de let

t. Ahmed

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Never 4 get. That evil frog Charles De Gaulle pretty much started a sovereignty movement here. France is the enemy of Canada.

Just a proud frenchman who hates the perfidious albion whatever the shape it takes

France is more perfidious than England.

besides you no one BTFO brits more than us, tbqh..

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>Vive le Quebec libre!
>W-what? Those uppity Bretons want to speak their language? OPPRESS THEM

Perfidious frogs

I love you, America.
Everyone is just jealous.

you're all a load of fat cunts

Thanks, Spain. You've always been one of our greatest allies.

I find it kinda funny how the preferred currency in the U.S used to be the Spanish dollar

Success breeds envy.

As long as the United States is the world's #1 military and economic superpower, these little ankle-biter nations will continue nipping at us.

France hates you too fatty

thats because the preferred currency everywhere was the Spanish Dollar

No, we like them.

Would blame it on inferiority complex but I would say the true reason is that this is an american website (fuck off mootwo dicksuckers) and has a majority of americans which means they easily are able to gang up on others and has control to some extent over who should be memed or not.

Trips of LIES.

No we don't, your trips confirm the lie

France has the best uniforms.

>you only need 4 words to trigger english canada
VIVE

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because you don't celebrate the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ(pbuh)

>they easily are able to gang up on others and has control to some extent over who should be memed or not
Not true, I still have flashbacks about shart in mart

Not angry, just sad.

The French are filthy and aggressive, the Americans are fat and dumb. Perfect couple tbqh.

You jealous

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France is bro tier country
>Gave us guns to beat the shit out of Brits
>Sold us some good land at a good price

Bump

no matter what you say, in the end you'll be french.

Best Ally For Ever & Ever among the centuries!

that's pretty fucking gay, user

France is the best ally
Not even Canada or Russia can compare our alliance

That's not gay, that's reason : we pretty share the same values, always kept our back through history, and call each other "best ally".

Americans really are retarded

you really want to know the reason? I'm afraid that I can explain it without feelings to despise you America.

there's nothing wrong being gay

*can't

Feels more like THEY hurted your feelings Japan...

BTFO

nice one french bro

Because you call us west spain
I cry
Why u continue?
We not spain
We portugal
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>taxation without representation
Aren't you doing something similar to Puerto Rico?

I don't

Because they believe you're a tyranny that is oppressing negroes while becoming them, that you invade and destroy sovereign countries to secure oil from afghanistan, that you are afraid of losing dominance of your dollar to african bold gacked currency, that you want to destroy russia, that you want to abolish distinction between man and woman by introducing the gender ideology, that you want to enslave the world with free trade and trade in services agreements, that you purposefully created Israel to keep the arab man down and perhaps also to chase him out into Europe, because you purposefully destabilize southern american countries to prevent them from building an utopia and finally because you are fat and shart in the mart and have shitty cheese and chocolate.

Oh and because you put hormones into meat and alien genes into corn.
And because your president is a negro.
And because your cars produce too much CO2.
And because you believe in flat earth and that Jesus was a cowboy.


That's just to answer your question, I don't believe most of it.
Sorry for hurt feelings and in case I missed anything.

I thought Estonia was our best friend

You shouldn't think.

Because they're so bad at handling banter that its funny.

England and France fought a war once, and what you call "American War of Independence" was one battle in that war. It is a battle France won, so they recall it fondly.
Similarly how the english recall The Battle of Crécy when boasting about their archest, even though they lost the war it was part of (that is, the french from Britain lost to the french from the continent), and how bulgarians recall our war of independence, even though it was just a battle from the Russo-Turkish war for the Black Sea.

>this from Poland

>implying

I'm sorry for those retarded posters we hate USA and we love you Portugal Germany Spain Italy Japan Québec... and so on.

Did you know americans get 2x more (you)'s than the average European?

USA

Burgers can dish out the banter but not handle it themselves so they get bantered extra hard

cause all the banter towards us is false. we're the greatest country ever and all europeans want to do is wah wah wah like little girls.

SAD!

>>we pretty share the same values
>English values
>French values
Pick one

>always kept our back through history
They literally declared war on you a decade later.

>call each other "best ally".
You're Jewish?

>Fr*nch """""""""""""people""""""""""""""""""

the US BTFO'd all the eurocucks 2qh, but hey we've got your back today.

Nobody hates you... but noone likes you either, you are simply irrelevant.

You are European.

woah woah woah back it up BACK IT UP! I'm European -> AMERICAN

Why is she so perfect?
And why does she have a pornstar name?

>I'm European but not born in Europe so I'm not European
Ah yes and if you were born in China you'd be a Chinese American European right?

Why are brits so bad at banter

Last I checked they didn't want to become a state.

get over it pal

european heritage doesnt make me european. just means my ancestors came from europe. the anglos here are different. we don't prep the bull like you guys do.

besides... you guys call us dumb burgers. you don't want us to be associated w/ you.

And they don't pay personal federal income taxes.

Because theyre entitled babies. The people who fought in ww2 were Europeans who happened to move to America

>entitled babies

how so?

>coming from a frog
sarcasm is not banter

woah woah lay off pierre. he's greatest ally.

because you destabilize the middle east for fun and profit and europe gets to suffer for it
I don't really hate the average american though

Last time I checked, they did

Jesus was the fastest gun in the west, get the fuck out of my face this shit.

>tfw Montreal is more prosperous than Toronto, Vancouver and all those other shithholes.
In 100 years anglo gaynadians will become quebecois
Gaynafiand be jelly