>turn on tv during the day
>low-budget direct to dvd american christian family movie starts playing
Every time.
>turn on tv during the day
>low-budget direct to dvd american christian family movie starts playing
Every time.
tv is so last millenium
when neighbouuurs become goooood frieeends
>Be me
>wake up
>jack off to Aussie lesbians on Xvideos
> turn on TV
> local povertyball show
> garbage news
> harry potter 1
> the simpsons
> tv """"shows"""" for single middle-aged women about famous people and their shitty lifes
JUST
>turn on tv
>Cro*tian propaganda
stfu home and away is superior
Name 3 films where that happened
it's that time of the year huh
>go outside
>suddenly Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You" starts playing
no thanks guys I think I'll stay inside for the next four days
>go into woolworths
>michael bublé's it's starting to feel a lot like christmas starts playing
>he probably didn't even like 7th Heaven
Did you guys even get that over there?
Every day familia
did he fug???
there's some song about santa claus surfing on a beach while the reindeer get drunk. It is literally the worst song I've ever heard, I like listening to it because it makes me so angry and then depressed
>Chrissy flick
>Set in NY
>About some vapid dyed-blonde cunt discovering the "true meaning of Christmas"
>Doesn't mention Jesus even once
Pls stahp I've had enough of this shitty American holiday.
I think the last time I turned on my TV was like 4 months ago to play Wii
Oh god, this was the gayest thing on
how so
...
Soap opera'ish kino, don't rate them
FOR YOU EACH DAYYY
She was one of my crush back in the days.
>turn on tv
>american christmas movie playing
>nothing related to christmas and christian
>everything's about the person going back home bringing presents and spend time with family
>happy ending
Always
>be singaPOORean
>be chinese and muslim mixed together
>kill self
>be americANO
>get buttfucked by spic named Jesus
>be poz
>kill self
wow, wasn't hard to trigger you, chang muhammad