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Peenybuttybibbybobbybowbow edition

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I'm here because reddit is down

>OP's edition

>crunchyfag is still mad

I'm going to reddit because /cum/ is full of Down's

>great debate

Assmad numales go home

>Woke up without a fever
>Come home
>Fever

>He didn't make a ''Truck Edition''
You blew it

*dabs*

I LOVE peanut butter
youtu.be/3YxTOU_ry3g
crunchy or nothing

Plz bully me

>You blew it

Happens quite a bit in /cum/.

Just trolled a ranked game, buds, never felt so good playing this

I'm sorry f.am

Did you have to work outside again today?

You go to reddit and i'll water board your ass homie, and you might not make it cuz I'm not a pro

I liked last edition better t b h

>i'll water board your ass
I wonder what that would feel like

*bullies you*

Outed yourself quicker than i expected

wet

EAST BOUND AND DOWN
LOADED UP AND TRUCKIN

Is this a good idea /cum/?

Pendejo.

I have to work outside for the rest of the week
It's cold and slushy and I most of my coworkers took their Christmas leave before Christmas so I'm the only one outside

>be mexican
>get firework'd

Wouldn't mind being a little wet

>Antofagasta

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Posting with a smile on my face while tears run down my eyes.


I'm sorry baby

>That feel when the weed dealer takes hours to show up

I've been five days without and its slowly killing me.

Isn't there already a Pan-American highway?

That really sucks. Sorry if I've already asked you this, but what do you do?

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What do you think?

This is going to be a great Christmas, folks.

>Pan-American highway

Sort of, but we need to bridge the Darian Gap so you can drive to South America.

been sober a couple days and thinkin of goin to buy some liquor lmao

>Isn't there already a Pan-American highway?
no, there is a section between Panama and Columbia with no roads

Today is my first day without weed /:

Look at this net

wtf I hate the Darien gap now

Wanna move to Turbo, desu.

ayyy

>tfw missed out on the print and have to wait 6 months for a physical one now

i /cum/ more on my third time in a day than him
also will getting me a giant tattoo on my belly get me a gf?

Looked like a good fuck

does my eye looks dead inside or nah

Nah

whats the book even about?

>Turbo

LIFE IN THE FAST LANE SURELY MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND

you look like one of those really edgy anime characters

I have half of a forty of vodka, but I don't want my Stoli, I want my green diesel.

Hah, hey guys, know what sucks about being white? Noth-
ing… haha, I'm so white. I have privilege. It sucks being white
though, it sucks being white haha, because, aren't black guys
just so much cooler? I'm so bad in bed, like Woody Allen…
For me to sexually satisfy a woman, that's just ridiculous. Sex
with me is like getting fucked by a booger. Girls look at me
and wouldn't piss on me if I were on fire, awkward! I had a
girlfriend once, but then some black guy came along and said
three words in a James Earl Jones voice and she started cum-
ming right there. I wasn't even mad! I was just like, do me next!
Samuel L. Jackson, Denzel Washington, these guys are
just so cool, they could bang my GF and I wouldn't even
get mad. I wish Samuel L. Jackson were my DAD! Right?
If I ever got picked on at school he'd just be like, yo man,
you gots ta be a bad mothafucka. Fluoride in the wa-
ter has somehow turned me into a cuckold fetishist.
I just got a special on HBO, I'm gonna call it Whitest Guy U
Seent, and my plan is to play my cards right and be a good
little peckerwood and hope that one day the You-Know-Who
media machine will let me get assfucked by Will Smith.
Ugh, I wish Morgan Freeman would narrate my LIFE! Can you
imagine how badass that would be!? I can't dance and my
dick is SO SMALL! I tried rapping once and it sounded terrible.
My cultural heritage is boring and stodgy, it's so dumb, stat-
ues and portraits of DEAD WHITE MEN? No thanks. I much
prefer cool zoot suit Harlem renaissance jazz culture, sneak-
ers and gold chain culture. My computer broke and I lost a
bunch of important data… WHITE PEOPLE PROBLEMS!!!
Watch your favorite white comedian make jokes about
Asians all day and never say a word about black people.
Sarah Silverman went about as far down that road as any-
one could ever hope to go with her famous carjack me?
But you don't look black! joke. How about straight up asking
why black people smell like they don't wipe their asses?

Itty bitty baby

>M*stizos

FUCK

headline, 33 AD: Judea declares war on God

>tfw castizo

I want some wine

Weed addiction doesn't exist huh

Working at the dairy freezer in a grocery store

All the people who go get carts and bag are out so I've been relegated to do their job until they come back to work

It does, and it's very real.

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Why can't my fucking neighbors shovel my snow? After all the times I've don it for them they could return the favor once

bajachan is delicious brown, nice try

then don't shovel theirs you cuck

>Working at the dairy freezer in a grocery store
I did that for a month, never again

Because you're a subservient slut

Only affects a certain percentage of the population. I happen to be a part of that percentage, and it sucks.

When I come into work I normally have to only move stuff around

It's much better than working the front or any other department

gee whiz fella. you know it's not like you're forced to like black people or rap music.

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Do you feel special, faggot

There was a lot of other shit I had to do because there weren't that many people working there. Just working at a grocery store in general isn't for me

It isn't for anyone
Pretty much everyone I meet here is either a high schooler, college student, failure at life, or unironically autistic

Making dinner lads

Eggs, sausages and tortillas

I hate cooking

You are an acceptable Mexican.

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What did G*d mean by this?

I feel like a turd that's been zapped in the microwave.

Uhm

Aren't you being racist??

I don't care about that
Where's my wine?

>missing the joke
three strikes and you're out /cum/

tfw you will never go to japanese high school

Watch Moana

That does it. Only Espanols/Peninsulares allowed now.

must be nice

Why the fuck would I want to go to a Japanese Highschool? I work hard enough already and I live in a nation of slackers.

good, i think nip girls would have a field day bullying me (and not the good kind)

4WD and AWD is for pussies and autists

>4WD and AWD is for pussies and autists

Was it a reach-around joke?

kek
Way better in all caps without catching the reference.
Read it in the style of motörhead or judas priest.

do you even watch anime? i seems awesome and all the girls would be lusting after me, the mc

Really made me think.

Who has the biggest booty in all of /cum/? ;)

>implying you're the mc of your own life

South Dakota has a fine THICC booty

I'm going to have a French gf and there is nothing you can do to stop me

See

I found 5 dollars the other day, so I'm pretty rich

How accurate is this?

Bwaah what?
No!