Be brazilian

>be brazilian
>go to France
>tells people I am brazilian
>people get surprised and admired about my country
I didn't expect this

>be brazilian
>go to Spain
>everybody bullies me
I didn't expect this

é porque Portugal > Espanha

>be brazilian
>go to America
>get shot
I didn't expect this

We like bunda. Pls give.

the french treat most people like this. there's a myth that the french are arrogant nasty people when they're some of the best people in the world for real.

>Be me
>Go to america
>get fat
I expected this.

Brazil is a very sociable place, i hear even your autists are sociable

huh, is it possible to get a french gf?

parisien treat foreign people like shit, the rest of us are as you said

idk I don't live in france, and i cant even get a US gf so im the wrong person to ask.

desu if I lived in such a nice city I'd be just as insufferable.

>be hungarian
>go to France
>tell people I am hungarian
>they tear the limbs from my body
I didn't expect this

thats because brazilian people that travel overseas are surprisingly kind and well educated compared to what people usually think of them

>é porque Portugal > Espanha
Spain > Portugal fag

>Be American
>Go to France
>Get yelled at for asking for ice water
I don't know how I didn't expect this.

>he thinks 1 kingdom in the iberic peninsula is more important than all others combined
silly

That's because there are virtually no spics in France, making you a "rarity".
Go to the US and everyone will just see you as another greasy spic lol

>be Filipino
>go anywhere else
>everybody thinks i'm chink
Yeah.....

Water is free

So not only you are leeching a table in a touristic crowded café for a free drink, but you are taking out of his time to get ice on top of that
(Not to mention you probably weren't going to leave a tip either for just that free glass of water were you ?)

>be Japanese
>go to France
>tells people I am Japanese
>people get surprised and say anime~~
>I say I don't like anime and watch them at all
>People got angry and say "you are not Japanese"
Who am I?(True story, I expected this sumner)

>be colombian
>go to the USA
>everyone talks to me in spanish

Everyone in the real world loves and romanticises Brazil, ignore the Sup Forums autism. People do think of favelas but also of samba, carnaval, churrascarias and all that other cool shit

>be japanese
>be constantly reminded of anime
>be black
>be constantly reminded of rap
>be american
>be constantly reminded of McDonalds
its the prejudijizzes we have in europe... (with americans its true most of the time tho)

Where'd you go? Paris? One of the big three? French people are the biggest weeaboos in Europe, y'know.

yes. I went to paris and stayed near Gare de l'est. French weebs are cute(All weebs are cute though)

>asking for ice water

>be mexican in europe
>explain them that I'm latino and not Arab
>they invite me to their house and let me fuck their wife