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How tsundere of you

you're tired

My favorite language and people.

>be french
>wake up and sniff armpits
>"honhonhon pas assez smelly je pense, c'est unacceptable honhonhon"
>rub crushed garlic all over yourself to rectify this
>bus drivers are on strike again, ride bicycle to work
>accidentally enter sharia zone
>shaved twirly, effeminate moustache yesterday so look like a little boy
>dutifully accept your government-mandated anal penetration
>apologise to muhammed, abdul and faisal for not enjoying it enough, promise to do better next time
>finally get to work
>clock in
>surrender hard for 45 minutes
>clock out
>go on strike for having to work 15 minutes longer than usual
>get blown up on the way home

That zealander is growing restless killing every thread on the board with his cringey shit

kys dumb frogposter

kek. France BTFO

>be white French
>wife gives birth
>kid is black
>raise the senegal bebe as your own because she dosn't let you make paternity tests
Ghahahaha

I don't like this thread.

>>be white French
something doesn't add up

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Pretty bad thread

I like this thread.

one cannot fabricate such claims

>:^(

>be french
>go outside
>get blown up
>go to work
>get blown up
>go to school
>get blown up
>go to the movies
>get blown up
>declare war on germany
>surrender
>go to nice
>get run over by a truck

>Be le French
>le Wake up
>le refuse to take a shower
>le surrender in the bathroom mirror
>le speak a gay language
>Say le a lot
>Stick le frog legs up your bum

>Be French
>Only lasting widespread contribution and namesake left in the world are french fries
>Aren't even actually French
>Decide to rectify this
>Import Muslims
>Get bloom up
>Whole new meaning to French Fry.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZITTO

ANIMALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BANZAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>Be French
>Practically no one speaks your language
>Closest thing to a French Commonwealth is a shitty little province filled with rude people

quality thread

>unironically not being a member of the commonwealth
LOL

>Lesser Canada has an opinion

can't hear you over all this cricket we're playing over here in the commonwealth

Still mad about that boat?

>Be American
>Call the fries "French fries"
>They aren't actually French

JUST

Fucking aussies.
Top fucking kek'd

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>not being french
>no having naked class photos

step up senpai

Mind sharing why there is a cumstain on your picture?

Because there's a black guy in the middle