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French
How tsundere of you
you're tired
My favorite language and people.
>be french
>wake up and sniff armpits
>"honhonhon pas assez smelly je pense, c'est unacceptable honhonhon"
>rub crushed garlic all over yourself to rectify this
>bus drivers are on strike again, ride bicycle to work
>accidentally enter sharia zone
>shaved twirly, effeminate moustache yesterday so look like a little boy
>dutifully accept your government-mandated anal penetration
>apologise to muhammed, abdul and faisal for not enjoying it enough, promise to do better next time
>finally get to work
>clock in
>surrender hard for 45 minutes
>clock out
>go on strike for having to work 15 minutes longer than usual
>get blown up on the way home
That zealander is growing restless killing every thread on the board with his cringey shit
kys dumb frogposter
kek. France BTFO
>be white French
>wife gives birth
>kid is black
>raise the senegal bebe as your own because she dosn't let you make paternity tests
Ghahahaha
I don't like this thread.
>>be white French
something doesn't add up
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Pretty bad thread
I like this thread.
one cannot fabricate such claims
>:^(
>be french
>go outside
>get blown up
>go to work
>get blown up
>go to school
>get blown up
>go to the movies
>get blown up
>declare war on germany
>surrender
>go to nice
>get run over by a truck
>Be le French
>le Wake up
>le refuse to take a shower
>le surrender in the bathroom mirror
>le speak a gay language
>Say le a lot
>Stick le frog legs up your bum
>Be French
>Only lasting widespread contribution and namesake left in the world are french fries
>Aren't even actually French
>Decide to rectify this
>Import Muslims
>Get bloom up
>Whole new meaning to French Fry.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZITTO
ANIMALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BANZAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>Be French
>Practically no one speaks your language
>Closest thing to a French Commonwealth is a shitty little province filled with rude people
quality thread
>unironically not being a member of the commonwealth
LOL
>Lesser Canada has an opinion
can't hear you over all this cricket we're playing over here in the commonwealth
Still mad about that boat?
>Be American
>Call the fries "French fries"
>They aren't actually French
JUST
Fucking aussies.
Top fucking kek'd
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>not being french
>no having naked class photos
step up senpai
Mind sharing why there is a cumstain on your picture?
Because there's a black guy in the middle