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Glorious UKIP edition

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In the middle of a fantastic wank lads

gonna do an ol' 'cide

>didn't sleep with chav slags while they still existed

I am Groot. Who is that, you ask? Well, let me explain.

ukip are shit and will cease to exist soon

could knock the pair of you out without hesitation

You are shit and will cease to exist soon.
Cunt.

>UK Independence Party

the future of Albion is either Polish or brown

Miss the house parties we used to have in the summer of '10

Sat in circles, talking about a life we didn't know yet

have schizophrenia and think people are following me and the government is tracking me.

what are some things I can do to be safe on the internet and irl.

things like using cash for purchases and things like that

>tfw you want to take a deep breath but cut off just before you finish inhaling
Ah yes, this must be what hell feels like

oh I'm sorry did I strike a nerve?

Glorious things that will never happen.

move to Alice Springs

Bimbo Life

>afraid of government spying
>moving closer to Pine Gap
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

pip pip cheerio aha im british lads

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You could have the native easy. If you are to make me your opponent, your fight will not be an easy one. Both skilled and mighty an armsman be I, well-trained in the art of bloodshed. Be you a worthy foe? Time alone may tell us.

*grabs rock*
WHO WANTS IT???

nobody will expect you if you move so close eh

reverse psychology lad

its not the government its just me

Is violence ever justified?

only against leafs and muslims

yeah

foy

was trying to be funny when I said many brits were in thailand for the dental tourism.

well could you not. thanks la'

WOW... haha easy there laddo you could of killed me

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Can't overthrow the bourgeois and their oppressive capitalist system without some bullets through some skulls lad

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no idea what you're talking about mate
wink wink
most certainly my greatest ally

when its to impress a really hot girl

Ahh yes, the streamlined produce of capitalism which has made me incredibly prosperous, protected, well fed and entertained

Quite the ball and chain

this ahha

*smacks you in the balls*

impressed babe?

yeah but its really boring ad repetitive

not an anti-capitalist message m8

it's anti-industrial capitalism. The industrial revolution was the ultimate act of sacrilege against mankind by the eternal anglo

consumerist drone

gimmick idea - convincing yorkshite cunts that newcastle is nice

Iryna Ivanova

You're fucking dumb lad how would modern capitalism work without mass production

would like to come home to this
i.imgur.com/zpuUmLy.jpg

@68891856
oh boy, here we go

RUN RUN RUN RUN

>pierced bellybutton

I just want an opportunity to go in the kitchen and make some eggs, undisturbed.

Feels like when one batch of humans leaves my house, another batch come in.

watch it lad you're talking to the unabomber

yes but don't say it too loud others might hear it

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE

what's wrong with that? its not like some pleb tat.

>tfw hungover after 3 beers

It really is true what they say: hangovers get worse as you get older. The sad part is I'm only 27. How bad is it gonna be when I'm 57?

Bring
Back
The Mustache
!!!!

where did I say anything about modern capitalism you frog fuckhead

Capitalism doesn't equal industrial capitalism. markets existed before the industrial revolution

And here come the public sector card carriers, watch them scurry around looking for a bite to eat, no doubt it will come yet again at the expense of your tax hmmm yes very good yes yes

only withing marriage 2bh

Capitalism is just private ownership of the means of production. Production can take place in any way

Why?

>Capitalism is just private ownership of the means of production.

WRONG

business idea: auction my virginity starting at a high price to give the impression of desirability à la diamonds

Yeah well good luck getting your shitpost machine from a modest craftsman

Commie shit

Cock genuinely aches from that intense masturbate

nice edition. fuck labour. fuck tory sellouts. fuck Sedat

why must commies exist?

give it a rest

It's 2107
What should I have for din dins?

ive never peed inside a girl

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wake up lads

leave big cities they are cancer

Seen a video of a man peeing into a woman's butthole. Pretty crazy stuff, how are we gonna explain that to extra-terrestrials?

Farage is lovable. i hate modern tories. corbyn is a good guy but i dislike labours and multiculturalism

a coincidince after brexit noone talks about a black 007 anymore? no. you guys shut their mouth. i am in for Albion.

wonderful edition lad

>24 hour clock

absolutely french

nutrient gel

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

how are pornstar dicks always in that flexible yet big semi-flaccid state

to be fucking honest i still don't get if 12PM is 00:00 or 12:00

>burning forests for farmland
>cutting down other forests for wood for ships and housing

really makes you ponder

just finished season 2 of man in the high castle lads

Tony Blair was the best prime minister we ever had

with all respect to Elba what is next if you let a black 007 become real?

a paki Merlin? a biopic of Bill Shankly starring Forest Whitetaker? an indian portrayal of Dave Gahan?

they liberal jews already made moneypenny a black and Q a faggot

kys

how do you measure your penis? are you supposed to do it from the anus?

12:00 you melon
the day starts at 00 and goes to 23:59

He's already in me

there'll never be a black bond

that's like having othello be played by a white person

Really bored in work

Where do I get nutrient gel in Woolies? Heading out now anyway. Should I get you anything?

>Tony Blair was the best prime minister we ever had

i hope mate. i am not racist or bigot. i like Pet Shop Boys for eg but fuck this politically correctism shit

yes

I was up all night with toothache gf bought me that temporary filling shite hopefully it sorts it out

Who /Incel/ here

who /insane/ here *bounces off the walls* chim chim chirree!!!!! hahahaha ding ding dang dong nong wong bong

i don't know i asked you last time but you didn't answer

Me and the gf

hope it becomes real

fass is a good actor too but he is half potato half kraut

but hiddlestone looks like he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag

stop talking in chinese