What wuz you, Sup Forums?

We wuz vikangz n shiet.

iwi n sheit

WE WUZ CONVICTS AND STEAL BREAD N SHIEEEEEEEEEEEET

We actually were kings and shit.

We were never kings

tribe leader =/= king

WE WUZ THE GREATEST EMPIRE AND SHIEEET

...

No.
We became kings.

We wuz Sweden's kings n shit

..Also Findians

hol up

we wuz celtiberian and shit

All sorts of khans and emperors

>we wuz romans
>we wuz celts
>we wuz normans
>we wuz empire
an sheeit

WE WUZ MAJAPAHIT N SHIEEETT

WE WUZ PHILOSOPHERS N SHSIT

We wuz druids n shiet

we wuz ayyliens

We wuz Kings of England n shit

we wuz shaman wizard kangs and dey evil swedes destroyed all evidence.

We wuz hidden history kept hidden by the west to keep us down and shit

WE WAZ EMPERORS AND PIZZAS

We wuz slaves and shit

WE WUZ AZTECS AN SHIET

We wuz tsars n shiiieeeet

WE WUZ COSSACKS N SHIET

We wuz poor an shieet

That's a fact though

TSARS (emperors)

Huns

we wuz progenitors of the human race n shiet

we wuz da original bad boiiz n shieet

WE WUZ SHAMANS AND TRIBES N SHIET

(Historically there's some accounts for example a Byzantine Historian accounted on what varangians told about peoples living here. They told they were powerful shamans who they used to avoid. Dunno what those Vikings were smoking since we were just some peaceful hunter gatherers who romaed the forests and trading for swords and metals)

Haha they wuz prankt an shieet

WE WUZ REDCOATS N SHIET

we wuz Sarmatians an shiet

WE WUZ FRANKS N SHIEEEEEEEEET

WE WUZ SUMERIANZ N EGYPTIANZ N SHIEEET

We wuz Khanz.
We wuz Empire.
We wuz Ancient Anatolians.

WAZZUP MAH BRUTHA

my ancestor :)

WE WUZ PATRIATZ AND FREEDUM FIGHTERS N SHIET

WE WUZ KHANZ AND SHEEET

we wuz hussars an shieeeet

we wuze dacians descendants of atlanteans, the supreme master race, true lords of EUROPE then AGARTA, ascended to the 5th dimension.

BOW

we wuz jewz

WE WUZ A BUNCH OF TINY KANGDOMS AND SHIET.

Fuck you Harald HÃ¥rfagre, you globalist asshole. I bet you tried forcing us into the EU back then too.

What the fuck? Is Palestine even recognized as a country?

we wuz indians n shiet

we wuz empire n shiet

HOL UP

>We wuz vikangz, vityazs n shiet.
Thanks Norway

i was cowboy in shiet

Haplogroup I1 Finn here.
We waz Germanics and destroyed Rome.

KEK KANG

WE WUZ ABOS N SHIET

We were merchants and the best there were before the jews shitted up the place

Blacks did it first you fetamonkey

based

Why do Scandinavians focus so much on Vikings?
They were no great inventors, traders or painters,
Just a irrelevant bunch of raiders for a short time in history,

ANCIENT BELGAE AND FRANKS N SHIET

>since we were just some peaceful hunter gatherers who romaed the forests and trading for swords and metals

WE WUZ FENNI AND SHIET

Saami were Fenni

NOI

yes

one of the things that really makes me think is when black people make a point out how white people were dumb cavemen that fucked their dogs but they still managed to get enslaved by them

why does that spanish flag have that wierd 3 leg thing on it?

We wuz Guptas

You know I know India gets made fun of a lot but considering the shitty state it's in today it's had a pretty glorious past. I mean until like 1500 it and China were the undisputed core of humanity

it's the flag of Sicily

We wuz ANZACS and sheit we killed dem evil turks on dat dere beach an oh lawd it were glorious

GUSTAVUS ADOLPHUS
LIBERA ET IMPERA

the abo is a nice touch m8, did you add it yourself?

Fennis were Saamis. Finnic tribes didn't live so nomadic type of lifestyle from what we have gathered from archeology. Mostly the 3 finnic tribes just settled into the middle-finland alongside the lakes or in the west coast where they built hillforts and traded with scandies with squirrelfurs.

Also the 3 know tribes DID cultivate land and farm. so Yeah tacitus was definelty meaning samis.

Times change. The savages find a way to defeat the civilized ones and they steal everything from them, ultimately switching places.
Then the cycle repeats itself.
I mean look at the history of Scandinavians.

>I mean look at the history of Scandinavians.

Raiders and explorers who became centralized kingdoms in time when they christianized? I don't see what you're implying.

We wuz baguettes n shiet

Nah I saved the pic like 2 years ago

WE WUZ INDIAN AND SHIT
WE WUZ EUROPEAN AND SHIT
WE WUZ SLAV AND SHIT
WE WUZ LIZARDS AND SHIT
WE WUZ SPICS N SHIT

We're basically an amalgamation of several races, WE WUZ ERRYTHANG.

WE WUZ LITERALLY NOTHING BECAUSE WE HAVE NO HISTORY

we wuz Astronomers, mathematicians and shiet!

WE WUZ AZTECS N SHIET

WE WUZ TROJANS N SHIET

We wuz dictators n shiet.

this one needs slantier eyes and a wider nose.

also

WE WUZ NATIVES HUNTIN BUFFALO AND SHIEET

you are coffee

We wuz merchants and slave traders n shit.

Rock stackers and shit