We wuz vikangz n shiet.
What wuz you, Sup Forums?
iwi n sheit
WE WUZ CONVICTS AND STEAL BREAD N SHIEEEEEEEEEEEET
We actually were kings and shit.
We were never kings
tribe leader =/= king
WE WUZ THE GREATEST EMPIRE AND SHIEEET
...
No.
We became kings.
We wuz Sweden's kings n shit
..Also Findians
hol up
we wuz celtiberian and shit
All sorts of khans and emperors
>we wuz romans
>we wuz celts
>we wuz normans
>we wuz empire
an sheeit
WE WUZ MAJAPAHIT N SHIEEETT
WE WUZ PHILOSOPHERS N SHSIT
We wuz druids n shiet
we wuz ayyliens
We wuz Kings of England n shit
we wuz shaman wizard kangs and dey evil swedes destroyed all evidence.
We wuz hidden history kept hidden by the west to keep us down and shit
WE WAZ EMPERORS AND PIZZAS
We wuz slaves and shit
WE WUZ AZTECS AN SHIET
We wuz tsars n shiiieeeet
WE WUZ COSSACKS N SHIET
We wuz poor an shieet
That's a fact though
TSARS (emperors)
Huns
we wuz progenitors of the human race n shiet
we wuz da original bad boiiz n shieet
WE WUZ SHAMANS AND TRIBES N SHIET
(Historically there's some accounts for example a Byzantine Historian accounted on what varangians told about peoples living here. They told they were powerful shamans who they used to avoid. Dunno what those Vikings were smoking since we were just some peaceful hunter gatherers who romaed the forests and trading for swords and metals)
Haha they wuz prankt an shieet
WE WUZ REDCOATS N SHIET
we wuz Sarmatians an shiet
WE WUZ FRANKS N SHIEEEEEEEEET
WE WUZ SUMERIANZ N EGYPTIANZ N SHIEEET
We wuz Khanz.
We wuz Empire.
We wuz Ancient Anatolians.
WAZZUP MAH BRUTHA
my ancestor :)
WE WUZ PATRIATZ AND FREEDUM FIGHTERS N SHIET
WE WUZ KHANZ AND SHEEET
we wuz hussars an shieeeet
we wuze dacians descendants of atlanteans, the supreme master race, true lords of EUROPE then AGARTA, ascended to the 5th dimension.
BOW
we wuz jewz
WE WUZ A BUNCH OF TINY KANGDOMS AND SHIET.
Fuck you Harald HÃ¥rfagre, you globalist asshole. I bet you tried forcing us into the EU back then too.
What the fuck? Is Palestine even recognized as a country?
we wuz indians n shiet
we wuz empire n shiet
HOL UP
>We wuz vikangz, vityazs n shiet.
Thanks Norway
i was cowboy in shiet
Haplogroup I1 Finn here.
We waz Germanics and destroyed Rome.
KEK KANG
WE WUZ ABOS N SHIET
We were merchants and the best there were before the jews shitted up the place
Blacks did it first you fetamonkey
based
Why do Scandinavians focus so much on Vikings?
They were no great inventors, traders or painters,
Just a irrelevant bunch of raiders for a short time in history,
ANCIENT BELGAE AND FRANKS N SHIET
>since we were just some peaceful hunter gatherers who romaed the forests and trading for swords and metals
WE WUZ FENNI AND SHIET
Saami were Fenni
NOI
yes
one of the things that really makes me think is when black people make a point out how white people were dumb cavemen that fucked their dogs but they still managed to get enslaved by them
why does that spanish flag have that wierd 3 leg thing on it?
We wuz Guptas
You know I know India gets made fun of a lot but considering the shitty state it's in today it's had a pretty glorious past. I mean until like 1500 it and China were the undisputed core of humanity
it's the flag of Sicily
We wuz ANZACS and sheit we killed dem evil turks on dat dere beach an oh lawd it were glorious
GUSTAVUS ADOLPHUS
LIBERA ET IMPERA
the abo is a nice touch m8, did you add it yourself?
Fennis were Saamis. Finnic tribes didn't live so nomadic type of lifestyle from what we have gathered from archeology. Mostly the 3 finnic tribes just settled into the middle-finland alongside the lakes or in the west coast where they built hillforts and traded with scandies with squirrelfurs.
Also the 3 know tribes DID cultivate land and farm. so Yeah tacitus was definelty meaning samis.
Times change. The savages find a way to defeat the civilized ones and they steal everything from them, ultimately switching places.
Then the cycle repeats itself.
I mean look at the history of Scandinavians.
>I mean look at the history of Scandinavians.
Raiders and explorers who became centralized kingdoms in time when they christianized? I don't see what you're implying.
We wuz baguettes n shiet
Nah I saved the pic like 2 years ago
WE WUZ INDIAN AND SHIT
WE WUZ EUROPEAN AND SHIT
WE WUZ SLAV AND SHIT
WE WUZ LIZARDS AND SHIT
WE WUZ SPICS N SHIT
We're basically an amalgamation of several races, WE WUZ ERRYTHANG.
WE WUZ LITERALLY NOTHING BECAUSE WE HAVE NO HISTORY
we wuz Astronomers, mathematicians and shiet!
WE WUZ AZTECS N SHIET
WE WUZ TROJANS N SHIET
We wuz dictators n shiet.
this one needs slantier eyes and a wider nose.
also
WE WUZ NATIVES HUNTIN BUFFALO AND SHIEET
you are coffee
We wuz merchants and slave traders n shit.
Rock stackers and shit