I can bet any amount of money that I fucked up worse than anyone of you ever have

I can bet any amount of money that I fucked up worse than anyone of you ever have

>still live at home
>be home alone
>using parents computer copying some pictures from an old vacation
>While browsing pictures I stumble upon a porn folder
>interested.exe
>figure it is my dads stuff. feel awkward yet intrigued
>Some stuff is actually pretty hot
>20 minutes left of file transfer, decide to fap
>in mid fap I come across a video shot in my home
>what.jpeg
>mom walks into the picture
>freeze, feels fucking wrong but I continue watching, dick still in hand
>"user WTF!!"
>mom and sister apparently came home without me noticing
>absolute_panic.rar
>I pull the plug on the computer
>both of them fucking run away down the hall
>Slam door shut, fucking jump out the window in panic
>run as far as my legs can carry me

Posting from my phone, sitting under a bridge
I can't go home ever again. what the fuck am I supposed to do
I got a ton of missed calls from both mom and dad
I only have my phone and clothes

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youtube.com/watch?v=0WxYvvcb0BE
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Pic of bridge or you're lying

show the bridge pls

This OP, with timestamp. Prove you've done goofed.

Pic of bridge, faggot.

You were fapping to your mom just walking into the frame? The fuck is wrong with you, a least fast forward to sexy time before you unholster.

Why don't you just man up and explain the fuckin situation instead of running off like a lil bitch?

bridge. Yea. small bait

I'll see if I can find a piece of paper. I have a pen actually.

I didn't fucking fap to it. I just didn't get it until she was in the shot and I still had dick in hand

look man so you spanked your monkey and your parents/sister saw you. Sure it's fucked but it happens, if they're reasonable they'll just tell you it's normal or w/e.
youtube.com/watch?v=0WxYvvcb0BE

But you are not 14. You are probably over 20. In that case you dun goofed.

Write on your arm/hand

How old are you? Does your family already think of you as a creep?
Because if you´re young and no its no problem at all, if older and no you´re gonna be fine too, if young and yes have fun convincing them you´re not into incest but even if they don´t believe you it could be worse and if older and yes you have far bigger problems than whether your family thinks you fapped to your mom once.

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just tell them what happened. tell your dad.

>mfw this is OPs new home

Get home before something bad happens to you. Your family is probably worried about you, and what you did is not the end of the world

might actually be legit
where do you live op?

oh wow you got caught fapping oh wow so bad
try actually fucking your sister then getting literally beat near death by your mom and when discharged from hospital have nothing but what you had on you at time of admission

what are you 12? quit being a pussy....

better get yourself a cardboard box and an old beanie to go with that bridge tunnel

Well if his sister has that kink he might have just given her the impression he's down for that kinda thing, gj OP you can fuck your sister now

Just go home OP.. That really is your only option since it seems you have no money or a decent job

You people obviously don't know my family
Might aswell just kill myself because if I dont, they're gonna kill me

i know where this is at

if you need assistance i have a spare room i can lend you for a week, i suggest you move out and get a day job at another county, i can help you with that, do you like autos? im a luxury auto supervisor

we still wanna know where you are

teens&yound adults take so much importance to this kind of shit, when u grown up is just a funny joke to tell ur friends, and your parents are just pretending they are ''wtf''. go home little faggot.

Answer your phone everyone faps don't say shit about your moms video . Your parents love you even if you're a dirty fapper

You gon git raped under dat brige bb gg

UK, all I'm gonna say

Wanna come here and we could talk about it at least fuck I dont know what to do



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im out atm fetching groceries

i can get there a little later though if u can hang around, just keep us updated, if this thread dies do another one so i know ur still there

btw whats ur employment history? i def. hook you up we have openings

Well I aint moving from here any time soon I'll tell you that

Meanwhile, things got a whole lot worse. Just got this text
Gotta explain to my friends somehow if they start asking

ask them for a ps4 while they are in a good mood.

>her medication
OP please clarify this

If dubs OP replies, "Fapping isn't a crime but wincest is".

What are your parents, radical muslims?
Who the fuck is as backwards in this day and age to actually condemn masturbating

turnoff bluetooth to save battery, lower screen brightness

Rolling

You have WiFi under a bridge?

lol man u are fucked

this thread

Rolling

I have good odds you're in Bracknell right now OP

cellular data, retard
czech'd

roll

rolling

i didn't even the whole thing but WOW, well done OP!

TOASTING IN EPIC BREAD

>2:12am
>uk
>current time is 1:26am
>this is bait

That has another symbol on Android, fucktard, that's the symbol for a WiFi connection

it does kinda look like the WiFi symbol. like on my ohone where it shows 4g/3g and then that symbol when on wifi

Mom had this medication for anxiety and awhile back I stole a bunch of it and they obviously noticed. Stupid I know

It's actually wifi yeah
Got a 3G router in my bag with me. Alot cheaper per Gb for me

All I got with me besides a pen, a usb, a watterbottle and my phone

Thinking I masturbated to my parents is on a whole other level. fuuuuck they're never gonna believe me if I even tell them the truth

That's not even that bad. So easy to talk your way out of this. Who the fuck jumps out a window as a natural reaction.

Bretty sure did is bayd

Could be Northern Ireland

The longer u sit around in the rape tunnel OP the worse this is gonna get.. so pitch a tent and give it a week.. then post ur dad whooping ur ass so we can kek

Dude, just go home. You can explain to the. What happened. yes, you masturbated to your mom, but it's not the end of the world. they are probobly more mad you ran away.

Stealing your mothers medication is so much worse than fapping to a selfmade porn tape from your parents...but it still doesn´t explain getting kicked out...fucks sake. What else didn´t you tell us.

>I only have my phone and my clothes
>got a bag with a hotspot device and some macgyver shit too lol sry forgot haha

also
>worried about data charges

bullshit, fagget

The "shit" is you running away retard.

God

>Well, I just did the worse thing my family could ever see me do, I'm living under a bridge now..
>Kek, better google dat Timon reaction face!

What the fuck, I live in Germany and my mother always knew I masturbated (even if I was never caught), because close to everybody knows it's fucking normal at a certain age
Exactly how backwards is the UK? Maybe you really don't belong in the EU after all

Haru...HARU!!

kek'd

well.. you did masturbate to them

Does anyone actually have any advice to give in this situation

How long ago did this happen OP?

I've felt up a 15 year old in his sleep and he woke up and flipped out and told his dad, I guarantee that this is not worse than that.

Read properly you sausage fiend he was masturbating over his mothers vid but it's all made up so don't worry

Greentext?

no but I'm monitoring thread. Good luck

kys probably.

leave you got a guy trying to pick you up from under a bridge

DIS NIGGA GOT A POINT OP

so tell your friends your family caught you jacking off? whats the big deal.

Get off Sup Forums and stop baiting people with fake shit like this, theres so many loopholes in this story, for fucks sake OP go be a faggot someplace else

Damn,some parents.

Somebody screenshot this and include me, this is going to be good

About two hours ago. I thought they were gonna get back tomorrow but apparently showing up close to midnight was their plan

talking to a friend about it now. He's laughing his ass off about it but believes me.
At least I have a place to sleep tonight. Heading over there now

no its not faggot.
>Toasting in bait bread

Maybe try to explain to your sister what happened and she could tell your parents your side of the story? Dude.. You'd have to fuck up over and over and over again for your parents to actually make you homeless. If you don't respond to anyone they will call the cops to look for you. That would make things even worse because they'll assume that you are even more guilty than you actually are

mfw this whole thread

Go home in the morning. Wipe those fucking peripherals.

OP are you nuts?? Get the fuck outta there before your wake up in a bathtub missing your kidneys!

>disappointed in what you did
>literally porn they made
>on their computer
>in their home

you made the right call getting the hell out of there, but not for the reasons you think you did. your folks are fucking insane.

well fuck no of course it's not the only things that have happened. I'm just your average basement dweller.
I don't wanna get into my lifes story, but similar shit like this. Found a my weird ass porn collection and made me wipe my pc. I've also been caught high on LSD. They have picked me up from the police once when I was drunk as fuck

K E K
E E
K E K

Wait 2 hours then go home. If they bring up what happened own up to it like a man. If they dont mention the part about it being your mother it will be a unspoken family event.

how was just running away and ignoring your parents a good idea in your mind?

Not even surprised. Home sweet home

>If they bring up what happened
suuuuuuuuure m8

someone fucking caption this

You could all try and get on tv

I mean if they dont mention the part where ops mom is in it. My mom would act pissed cause i was jacking off she would repress the memory of me doing it to a vid of her. Shes just as embassesed about that part

i get beat near death for actually fucking my sister and you are scared of a misunderstanding when fapping
all i need to know is you're a bitch

Greentext

Somebody screencap this thread

dubs speak truth
OP explain

>mfw this whole thread
I'm so glad I came here today

>actually fucking my sister
I smell a good greentext. Care to share?

>i get beat near death for actually fucking my sister and you are scared of a misunderstanding when fapping
>all i need to know is you're a bitch