Walk into apartment

>walk into apartment
>see this
>wat do?

Besides get a massive erection?
Try and get my cock in between those cheeks, if she'll let me.

Wake up

Purify her and make her into an acceptable girlfriend before marrying and then sexing like a good Christian.

You love that booty don't you?

of course.
So plump and round.

Lets have her do a little spin?

like so?

samefag
but what for purpose?

A little bit more.

fap thread later?

do I need to screenshot this so you can see that half of those aren't me?

Ask her if she got the special sauce

whoops, wrong apartment. can't imagine why my key worked in the door. have a nice day, ma'am

Turn 360 degrees and walk away, obviously

more?

the what?

The special sauce.

She can stay facing front for a bit.

...

Also just curious, the fap thread yesterday OP.
Did you lose or were you interrupted?

A couple more of the front before she turns back round.

is it more awkward for someone to talk to themselves openly, or for you to catch them doing it thinking no one is watching.

Throw her over the bannister and punch her in the stomach until she hemorrhages internally. Stupid bitch breaking into my home, get the fuck out.

no comment

"Pass the tacos and fuck off I'm playing ps4"

obviously sniff her ass

Sounds like a loss to me OP. It happens.

I was hoping I could make a request for future fap threads, hear me out?

speak your mind.

This is my last comment in this thread, I already found the other one.

Anyway, for the competition aspect I feel as though it could use a little help. Part of the competition is the reward of winning (which isn't currently present). A good reward will also mean better competitions as people will be more eager to compete.

What if the winner (assuming it's not you) had the ability to request other girls be added throughout the next fap thread? That way the girls wouldn't be in every thread, but would show up more frequently than now

lol

so why do you like this chick so much, OP

seems like a standard-issue fake-tits shaved-bare plucked-clean airbrushed porn gal to me, dime a dozen

tell us about your childhood, OP

Help with job applications.

you want to know why she's so great?

>datass
Figured it out.

did you just arrive here?

i did

lot of fun happening in here

>4 posters