Any doctorfags here? Am I kill?

Any doctorfags here? Am I kill?
I just looked down at my foot and this monstrosity appeared.

Help I don't want to die

I will give away amazon money to any messiahs who can help

OK faggot, describe this shit to me. What am I looking at? Does it hurt to touch? Does it hurt in general?

It only hurts when pressure is applied to the green area

Your toe got infected and that's pus (dead white blood cells and bacteria)
Stop being such a pussy and cut it off.

Digital mucous cyst

I covered it in peroxide with no results or changes

pray its not gangrene or you may end up losing your leg

Also could be paronychia. No die. Need neosporin

He should just take a chainsaw to it, like right now.

Chillax, you can't die from a nailbed infection. Just go get a referral to a podiatrist.

Of course there wouldn't be. Peroxide is a topical cleanser and it's not meant for actual infections.

Looks like you stubbed it or crushed it really badly. Green is from bruising, pus means whatever did it caused a cut that got infected.

Clean with soap and water, rubbing alcohol, and peroxide if you have it. Bandage oozy part with antibacterial ointment. Small chance toenail might come loose and fall off in the next few days, don't panic.

I need some more pictures to find out what this really is

Yes you are kill in 10 minutes

stick a sharpie in it then take a picture

Am not girl no sharpie in pooper

Doctor toelogy here from the great University of Phoenix PhD. It's fuckin frostbite and you are kill in a matter of hours. Go to ER now and tell them I sent you, you kek.

It's probably cancer. Cut your toe off before it spreads.

here's what you do, OP. get a needle and pop that shit. once the pus is drained, you cut away the excess skin. then clean with alcohol. keep toe dry and out of shoe. clean with alcohol every other day. should clear up fairly quickly.

Thanks happy pepe

I think I'm gonna soak it in hot water that's what Web MD said to do

m8. soaking in hot water ain't gonna do shit. do what i said here.

Thanks to all the anons who cared enough to stop by and save me. Here's an old letter my gramps sent me when I was 16

OP you just have an ingrown toenail. It can be really bad if you don't treat it now. Got this shit several times. Basically,your toenail is growing in your skin, that's why it's so painfull

Will try to help you with my bad english
Take a clean sharp thing
Push it under the extremity of your nail (where the "ingrow" is
Try to get the nail out from under your skin (it's reaaaaly painfull)
Cut it
Disinfect with Betadine
Try to leave it in the open as much as possible

If you're too pussy to do it yourself, go see a doctor but hurry up, you can lose your toe, really.

You should:
>Soak the affected foot in warm, salty water
>Drink lots of water
>let your foot breathe AMAP
>wrap the toe with a rectangle of thick gauze
>carefully cut your toenails straight across
>frequently curl your toes, even if they are sore
>sleep off insomnia or lethargy even if you have pressing issues like exams or work
>Allow toe to express puss or blood, but only if you immediately clean it up

You should not:
>Pick at your nails
>Cut your nails like fingernails
>allow the affected toe to become sodden
>wear ill fitting shoes
>drink too much milk
>favour your sore foot

>drink too much milk
wat

OP here
>don't drink milk
I drink milk all the time I'm kill

Funny how you guys trust a bunch of people looking for illegal porn instead of going to a doctor first.

Well when they are trying to fuck you up its quite obvious

asking us is free.

Relax OP, you have a nailbed infection and it's not the end of the world. It might resolve itself if you clean it out, but there's a chance you're gonna end up going to a Dr. Don't cut it, don't drain it, just make sure you clean it thoroughly. I'd use soap as normal, some peroxide and cover it with a bandage and some bacitracin (all OTC).

Amputation is your only effective option.

>WebMD

Will post results

Drinking milk is like owning cats, we are all allergic to it to some degree. It was an essential part of nutritian in the past, but it is no longer nesseciary.

Generally speaking, if you drink glasses of milk, think of it like beer, drink it with meals, but not to quench your thirst.

This is wrong. If you stubbed it and a green spot appearing that far back you'd have to be seeing EXTERNAL DAMAGE to the nail yet you don't so you it be fungi or some parasite in your foot tbh, but hey that's just me and i'm not a doctor but I know a good amount of shit.

Why don't you US fags go see a fucking doctor? Oh I forgot. You can't afford it.

Bumping for potential.

take a small drill to relive pressure on that black spot

"Here's a bandaid and antibiotics. That'll be 350$"

I've been on /d/ since 05 and Sup Forums since 06 and that's the first quads I've gotten.

Allergy is not enzyme intolerance

That's a homoblister. You shouldn't have ever gay.

Seems to be crying. Lick it or beat it. That's what I do when my wife cries.

diabetas

OP here. Going to see doctor first thing in the morning. It's 1 in the morning so obviously treatment isn't available until sunrise. Be jealous europoor