Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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Nigger.

>karen

I don't feel happy too much either

I'm sorry.

She's a Rose hair.

That was pretty good.

Fine. Watching jojo

>implying I want my plaything in a harem

(you)
Lol

I love the arkham gameseries! Besides being a batfamily fan, I'm more of a nightwing guy

Nope. Pets are demoted and must be all over say or punishment goes to them. After that is slave
>I am a kind merciful smug atm

I've been painting like a fiend. I've gotten three paintings done, working on a fourth, and I got three drawings done, just in the last 13 days.

>tired mobile claim
What's up guys?

Tenryuu claimed

Miho claimed

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I wouldn't have laughed. I'd have picked you up and carried you like the princess you are all the way home~
>The dirtier the better~
Down at the parking lot now. She seems to finally be getting the hang of it. She got braking to a stop fixed, and her up shifts are getting better.
>O-Oh my~ Please do~

>Makoto

Daily reminder that these threads are just people begging for attention and (yous) including me.

I hear they can get pretty aggressive.

Hey there Mami, wanna play some TripleA?

If trips Karen get

I'm pretty white though user.

>That video is fantastic

BOWSER IS A STUPID CAUNT

It was pretty boring honestly.

Atleast the Italy game was on and they actually won 2-0.

>Eh haven't had any responses from any jobs yet
You and me both.

still here


and


what kind of stuff?
im not sure about this.

Nice! Are you proud of them?
What are the paintings of?

Hi Mami

Then go back to sleep

Mizore why

>Karen
Yea I'm fine and handled it fine, just kind of a scare. I'm too dumb to do anything to prevent it, will probably just push myself even harder tomorrow. I don't want you to worry about me though, I'm fine.

Sure, I'll host. Which game do you want it to be?

What up everyone

If it means anything I think those spiders with the really long legs are pretty cool
I had a lot of exposure to those at a really young age so those don't bother me

MAYRIO

I don't need to eat spiders you damn sandnigger
I have enough food in my country :^)

Hey there Karen! How are you doing?

Not possible

I should have left work 40 minutes ago claim

Hot chocolate is better.

No (You)s for (You)

OKAY SO THERE'S A GRASSHOPPER LITERALLY RIGHT UNDER MY FUCKING LAPTOP HAHAHA HOLY SHIT IM GONNA SMEAR THIS FUCKER ALL OVER THE WALL

I'm thinking best of 5 NWO

Because Karen get
>reroll

Do it

>smug

Voices , Music you never heard of , words
Its hell and you get high from it and puke

Oh... hello Mi-hoe

They're the freest paintings I've ever done.

She's very calm, never even gotten into a defensive position with me.

>those spiders with the really long legs
That's pretty vague.

Let him be free.

Yeah it'll go away pretty soonish. Always does.

Ehh i usually am better than i currently am. Today just isn't doing it for me today.
How about you? Not happy all/most the time, or just occasionally?

Yeah they're not bad, especially is you're into the indie scene.

Ok how about this, Smug Wing. Sounds pretty silly huh?

>atm
If they force your hand how severe will the consequences be?

Boring is sometimes fine. At least nothing bad happened.

>Actually won
Kek are they the underdogs usually? Don't know jack shit about soccer.

Hopefully we get something soon. We could all use some dosh in our lives.

>Best idol claimed

>smashing a grasshopper
Y tho grasshoppers are chill fam

Fuck
I'm talking about the ones that are REALLY long
The Daddy Longlegs but I don't know the real name

im sorry that sounds awful

You dont?
>Then stop shipping me with everyone!
>And after we got back I wouldn't have been able to stop myself from kis-
I-I mean that's really sweet of you, but I probably would have panicked and tried to get away...
>you can just take them off anyway~
Were you riding together or on two bikes? I don't know what those things are.
>Oh I will...maybe when you visit~
Neither was i, I just went and did to to try it.
That isn't me, I haven't tried except once yesterday morning.

>Mizore

So it IS mizore

But what's stopping you
Just go back to bed
Got work?

Hi hi, doing good.
How about you? Gonna play some wows? Day okay so far?

>not eating spider shish kebab
pls nigga

That sounds great
What do they look like? What did you put on the canvas?

Glad about that, hopefully it'll pass sooner rather than later.

he dead
ended up just moving the laptop and punching the table
Gonna have to clean that shit up and my hand but it was worth

Claiming
How are you my glorious /waifus/

Karen I'm to busy flirting with makoto, I would have tossed my rolls in with those posts.
>You have a stalker that isn't icy.

>Mizore

It is...
Don't use oil paint. unless you want to try it but do it in a safe place. and well ventilated and with plenty of drinking water and a fan and somewhere to sit

Eric hasn't either, though he kicked hairs at me when I was changing his hide. Little shit wanted to keep his old one, but he loves his new one.

They look like landscapes, I put paint on the canvas.

I'm not really into that, but I liked it.

If I remember right, those aren't even spiders technically.
>they're pretty cool though

Nice.

if your sandnigger ass didn't see this aren't you supposed to worry for him even if he said not too?

This worries me greatly

Alright everyone, which game run am i gonna start tonight. Paper mario thousand year door or Super mario sunshine?

I don't think that I have the next 5 days to spend playing TripleA. XD How about 1 game od Global 1940?
I'm doing fine, thx. My day has been excellent beyond these past two hours of writer's block. About wows, I am about to play some axis ajd allies with Darjeeling.

This is gross and disgusting and im not cuddling with you tonight because of your grasshopper things.

jojo will forever be ruined for me and i will never watch it

eh, it's become more common lately

Whens the last time you saw a dentist?

Both, played with the same controller at same time.

Harvestman

hehehehe
super mario sunshine
>unidentified Karen stalker

Fuck my life I didn't reply
I meant to say that you should definitely take precautions or not run at all if you feel like your health is going to suffer for it.
Safety first, dude.

mario sunshine door paper

>Boring is sometimes fine. At least nothing bad happened.
Exactly how I think it.
Good philosophy of life.

>Kek are they the underdogs usually? Don't know jack shit about soccer.
No, Italy is a pretty strong team, though this year the team is worse than usual and they were facing Belgium who's a pretty good team.
Won 2-0, it was a pleasant surprise.

Sunshine all the way
Wish i could have found that when i picked up need for speed underground 2

TTYD my boy

>aren't even spiders technically
Jesus Christ
It's close enough though right?

SAVAGE
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i just cant take that step. it just i dont know
you dont use it often at least right?

I washed it off, I'm good
cyborg isn't here
Give me non-lewd affection

...

She's never kicked hairs at me. How bad was it?

Ah.

Close enough to be misidentified as spiders, I guess.

Me too, unfortunately.
I think i need to go do things more often. 'Course i get like that most often just after doing things, but i'm happy while i'm doing things?
Being an introvert is a bummer.
Stupid brain. Be better.

My apologies for the harsh language. How have you been?

Sounds good, do you want to be Axis as usual?

I feel like I'm perfectly safe though. I don't know what precautions I'd take either, and running is one of the few things I have an absolute loving passion for.

Doing fine man, welcome back.

Oh alright, hope you have fun.
I never really wrote anything important, but I hope you get past that writer's block too, what are you working on?

It's gonna end up being someone really lame isn't it.

Just during clean up wipe the bit of drip off with your finger and take a lick.
>It's way better if you just shoot it straight in but you should start with a taste.

Not bad at all. He was like, no! And then I put the new one in and he was like, okay then.

yep

Sorry moogster, the votes are in and it looks like sunshine tonight. There will be a TYD run.
Ill let you name the yoshi too

Sup dudes

Yes that is the only good part

It does. But my Smug Knight sounds way worse lol

I know that user is readying this now. Keep this up, plaything, consider yourself my pet. You will only speak when amatsu and i say you can
>gotta make em loyal to their partner and now messing around with others

Stop fooling with others and we have a deal
And remember that I am always watching. It's best to believe me on that

Why is that?

Nice

QUINTS

Do you think you could describe them to me if it isn't too inconvenient for you?

Well at least you're suffering for something you love, yeah?
Also I'm halfway through deadman wonderland's manga, right when evil shiro awakens
Shit's so cash

Ok I just looked up "daddy longlegs" and this was the second picture
I think these were the things my grandpa used to let run up his arm
Pretty cool though

Fuck

>Mugi

THAT GET THAT'S WHAT'S UP

Other than grasshopper murder what u doin
Checkin them quints

That's good. My friend's kicked hairs at me once, it wasn't fun.

checked

but >overwatch on console

JInx Claimed

Oh, ok.

Kirara youtube.com/watch?v=8H0J98SidHA

sorry i just dont think i can. the effort to just you know
well im sorry you have to work with that stuff. it does not sound healthy

I'm gonna go for now, I'll probably be back later.

Here's one of them.

But I've been able to touch him to move him out of the way of stuff before while cleaning and he just sort of lazily shuffles away.

Fine.

Those things are deadly as shit
>only if their fangs were long enough to actually break skin
Noticed

See you later you cutie.

I'm attempting to write a draft for my book on the effects of european affairs within north africa and the middle east during the Ottoman reform. My hope is to shed some lightnon wjy the middle east is as it is today.
Sure, AVE IL DUCE! I madenthe game, join bot12

TRACER ALWAYS TRACER

Bye Galky

I'm not crazy I swear, You'll be safe

Yo Mugen, not much just sitting around. You?

>Finally listened to the Doomsday album
Chillest album I've heard in awhile.

That's cool, glad you liked it though. What type of music are you into?

Sunshine nigga.

Couldn't agree more, being optimistic is a challenge but it's worth it in order to feel good about life.

Ah,well shoot that's pretty sweet then. Maybe this is a turning point for the season.

So Smug Wing it is then kek.

>When Half priced Megumin and I say you can
You two are bullies. Have a feeling I know who it is though.

See ya around Galko.

Checking quints, as it should be.
Hello friend.

Lmao just chilling
It's like 8 AM and I really want to sleep but I also don't want to fuck up my sleep schedule.
Also want to go up to dorms to spend the weekend with friends but no car until 12
Fucking what to do?
How about you? Anything going on, Moka?

So annoying to play against, sometimes I have to stoop down to mccree level

i dont think you are its just unfortunate that you have to work with the stuff when it does things like that to you

Oh that's cool
I'm from Lebanon, I live here right now.
What do you have on me?

That looks pretty nice, my mom used to paint things like that.
What went through your head as you did it?

bye bun