Hey Sup Forums my friends bought me this as a joke gift for my graduation but now I don't know what to do with it...

Hey Sup Forums my friends bought me this as a joke gift for my graduation but now I don't know what to do with it. Dubs decides.
>inb4 op is a faggot

Dildo in pooper

Full insertion in the ass.

cut it up into 1/2 inch pieces and prepare to your liking, eat with a fork and your favorite dipping source

Open it. Go to friends houses who baught you it. Beat them with dildo.

Rolling for this

Stick it in your dick hole

Stick it in your shitter, then into your mouth

deep throat it until you throw up

Up the pooper

leave it in plain sight for your parents/roomnates to see. if they ask about it tell them it makes you feel like a real girl

mail it to your mother

shove it down your throat

Reroll

...

ayyyyyyy

Has to be this and with full ass pics of it inserted

Record yourself inserting said dildo up ass and post it

Winrar

Run outside, yelling "IT'S HAPPENING!" with it in your hand.

Put it in your mouth and go show your parents.

lodge it in your ass so deep you need to have it removed in the ER.

Quints

This

win

winrar

X2

>I don't know what to do with it

I'll give you three guesses.
Go.

Kek'd
Also roll

deliver op

more like quit

Will OP deliver?

WINRAR!!! Post pics OP

Give it to your dog as a chew toy.

ayyyyyy lmao

re-gift it to your grandmother she probably needs it more then you do

Trips out rule all dubs

Winrar, Op here. Give me a sec.

Trips win overall

>Grab some cardboard
>Make a shield and helmet
>Take up your mighty weapon
>And charge Walmart at midnight or later

Oh pea is a homosexual male

split it down the middle. Serve with ice cream

Get to work you stinky nigger

OP won't deliver.

Nigger

Winrar

Serious answer: if that's not made of silicone, throw it out. Jelly toys are worse of the unsafe materials. That shit is not regulated AT ALL as an object that goes inside someone.

Winrar

In the neighbor mailbox.