Be me

>be me
>work at fast food
>3rd shift
>get to work late and expect everything done
>nothing is done
>i walk around to look around at the tasks
>"did anyone do anything today?"
>manager:"get a headset"
>[puts apron on and headset]
>ME: *booop* "welcome to taco bell order when ready"
>10:30pm first customer $
>we have major rush
>cravings deals out the ass
>drinks ordered out the ass
>keeping calm
>some customers busting my balls over minor things but no problem
>then it happens
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bump

Feels user. Tell us taco bell fag here

cont faggot

Taco bell is shittiest fast food job man

>customer orders a DLT Firery taco with a Cravings deal
>wants another the same way
>same car , two orders the same
>double the shit up
>customer gets to window
>[we still in a rush homie]
>11:30pm
>loyal customers come from break at the hospital and get triple orders
>easy peasy
>start to receive customers Drunk/high
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Sounds like a normal night. Why you crying nigga

Fuck you I do drive thru by myself at the only taco bell in my city. 80% of the people are the elderly who demand free drinks and senior discounts. Then I have to go outside and pick cigerette butts out of the rocks in the drive thru lane. Quit bitching

>this is where i start to lose my shit
>customer is ordering
>"UGHHHH "
>"CAN I GEH AHH
>"CHEESY POTATO"
>"BURRRITOO"
>[did he want fiesta potatoes ?]
>"two TACOS NO LETTCE"
>"UGGGH"
>"FREEEEEZEEEE"
>"ANND A CINOBUH"
>[okayy total is $00.00?idk]
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Your posts are incoherent.

I know this feel, especially when an old lady says "ill have a chicken taco" and I have to list all the fucking tacos that have chicken in them. Then after all that they don't even want it anymore so they get a Naked Chicken Chalupa. But I don't know where that is on the menu so I panic and they continue to rattle off shit.

can you get to the part where you cum all over the tacos, you piece of shit or just finish your story

HURRY THE FUCK UP YA FUCKING NIG

>so dude gets to my window
>druunk
>tells me he wants to add shit
>add Said Shit To order
>Manager[taking the order already at speaker]
>i didn't get the order bc adding shit
>asked the lady what her order was
>manager[talking]
>customer[talking too]
>can't hear shit 2nd time
>ask again
>bitch loses her shit
>she repeats it
>got it all and she already peeled up forward
>catching flak from manager
>trying to ring and pass out orders
>got them out in like 6 minutes top
>fucking shit
>catch myself
>12:00am
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Funny but this story is giving me serious Deja vu, I wonder, I'm sticking here till the end

I feel ya OP, work at fucking Wendy's and general manager thought it was a good idea to put me on drive thru my first day. Lost my shit after 30mins

Man i love my fast casual restraunt shop. No drive thru and people on line!

Where do you work?

>walk around i still haven't done any tasks just drive thru
>Finally get to get shit done
>problem after problem trying to get said shit done
>there are 3 of us working tonight and i got this much shit to do????
>bitch sitting talking
>manager follows not doing shit
>i guess i got to do all the work???
>i got dishes
>and so many other things to do
>start to flip out
>bitches feeding into it saying i got to do things
>last week i was working hard wile Said bitch sat down and talked with other bitches
>i dont wanna do all the work tonight
>they said i could leave if i don't want to
>too easy

Is that it?

>start to argue some more
>P.S.[the thing you don't know , i fucked these to two broads on god]P.S. there is more hold on fellas i gotchu

pretype your shit you raging homosexual

ikr

LMAO

>i FUCKED THESE TWO BROADS ON GOD

I really enjoy this thread.

Thank you for it, drunk Taco Bell employee.

>more auguring
>guess I'm being an asshole bc i don't understand she's not perfect and other bitch is not perfect at there jobs
>tolled them idc about them and that i wish i could just come into work without everyone putting there tasks on me for closing
>still losing my shit
>so those that know, Preclose was not touched
>dishes stacked
>lobby fucked
>bathroom fucked
>floors fucked
>all gotta be done by my lonely
>wile this bitch sit down and talk with her friend
>call other manager
>customers still POURING IN AND DRUNK AND HIGH
>walk to front door
>waiting for her to pick up
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this is a fake edit of an actually funny image

>SO a little back story? on the two broads or you wanna hear how me and my assist manager was arguing? this is where the story could go two ways and won't bore you ****

you and ASM go on plz

>be me
>work drive-thru at taco bell
>order comes through
>*beep* "Hi, how are you?"
>normal customer, normal order
>cheesy bean and rice burrito, medium mountain dew
>guy pulls up to window
>white van, no windows
>guy pays for his order, starts conversation
>more orders coming through
>guy starts talking about murder or some shit
>ask for help over headset, nigger manager on phone with illegitimate child
>guy tells me to not murder anyone with a hammer before i put plastic down to shield the carpet from blood
>wtf.png
>order is ready, thank god
>give him the order he drives off
>tell my friends
funniest shit

Im an agm, and ive been in this situation countless times. Ive fired or sent employees home for not doing shit and closed the store alone.

This guy comes by often enough, so I know what he means when he orders this autistic burrito.

>be me
>first 2 months at taco bell
>start working drive thru
>shit at working drive thru
>*beeeeep*
>"Hi how are you?"
>"YOU READY?!"
>"Yeah?"
>"BEEF... RICE... AND POTATOES"
>Sitting here not knowing half the items on the menu trying to figure out what the fuck to ring up
>"DID YOU HEAR ME?!"
>"Yeah, I just-"
>"BEEF... RICE... AND POTATOES!"
>Get manager
>Shows me how to ring up this autism burrito
>Continue serving red dot Indians with their sub beef for bean items

>okay so ASManger picks up
>
>[I GET VANS AND CREEPY SHIT TOO]
>ASManger says she will tell her district manager that i smoke pot
>I'm thinking FUCK
>Can i do morning shift???
>nope i guess we full of openers
>i tell her I'm not going to be doing everyones shit
>she tells me that i need to be on time
>i said she needs to not be lazy and work
>tells me don't worry how she works
>My ASManger is FAT
>FUPA Fat homie
>so i tells her I'm not gonna want to work like this and she needs to fucking work more and get other people to work more
> get done with conversation and walk back in
>i clocked out and tried to calm down a little to talk to these two bitches
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My manager has a gross lump on his right shoulder

Same fag

i want an kill self?

>drop chalupas

Shit, I used to work 3rd shift at Taco Bell too.

I seen two spearchuckers in totally separate cars gets out and start fist fighting in the parking lot.

I was the only white kid working once, and I handed this massive fucking Baja Blast to this dude and his drunk fuckin' wife in the passenger seat. She screamed something about niggers and threw the mountain dew bomb back in the window, which make KEESHA, the big black manager, shove me aside into the drink fountain and DIVE out the fuckin' window, screaming 'Stick it up your ass and rotate it, bitch!'

Black people have such creative insults.

>be me
>This fat bitch and her 3 sons prance in to my tbell
>Orders an autism quesarito, not sure how to ring up so I just use kitchen messages
>I put "steam" on the kitchen message
>Nigger manager only steams instead of grilling it as well
>I call out the fat bitches name
>She comes back up after eating most of her fat ass meal, complains that her food wasnt right
>Nigger manager tells her I rang it up wrong and we'll make her a new one
>She says "Next time, teach your employees to ring up right"
>Nigger manager comes back to the line, and starting to talk shit about this fat bitch in the lobby
>Bitch hears him talking about her, threatens to report the Nigger to Tbell Corp.
>Manager takes it like a man
>She throws the quesarito at the nigger, and then starts to grab all her shit
>She tries to jump over counter
>We call the cops
>They detain this fat ass bitch
>Go back to work

Okay Safiri Just closed on me
>Any way I'm trying to upload a picture of her ass so you can see these two broads
>ONE MOMENT

>>ASManger says she will tell her district >manager that i smoke pot
>not having your phone on record when you talk to half ass managers about issues

all my wut

>OKAY FOUND IT
>But anyway
>so im Auguring with these tow broads i already fucked, i had patron one night bc they young and can't get it them selfs
>bitches come over for the night we end up having a three some and let me say guys
>we had a total of like four threesomes bc they are like lesbian but like dick, idk
> so the past month i haven't gotten any pootietang
>They both red heads on god
>i think i fucked up this relation ship with these two girls
> i work with both and i was a huge asshole tonight
>so i im prolly never gonna fuck them again
> i will dig
>ill show more of these two for collateral

alright so the whole story has been invalidated now

Moar

Bump

Fellow Taco Bell Employee fag here, can confirm most of this shit happens every single night.

>not yet
>SO im gonna be moving closer to work here on the 15th
>its mostly bc i found a sweet spot in my city where I'm able to have everything in close range of where i live
>so im stressin bc i just made an ass of my self but on the other hand
>im gonna be moving closer
>FML homie
>I need some way to make money

>if there is any formal taco bell employee fag,
>you know about the surveys then
>if i get good surveys i get 5$ gift card for each survey done if its good though
>if i spit a profit i could be rolling in money
>is this tangible?
>THE PHOTO IS NOT THE OTHER REDHEAD

>Here is the OTHER red head

Hold on, what? You get a $5 Gift Card?

Fuck, I don't do register but I know we don't get jack shit for getting them, no matter the rating.

Hell, we've had register workers being wrote up because none of the drunks who come past 12am will do them.

Nigger, I was the world's worst employee but I loved those drunk assholes and they always gave me a good survery. You just gotta entertain them.

This dude once asked me for 'An unhealthy amount of fire sauce' and I took the entire tub and dumped it in his bag. I got employee of the month for that one.

I don't know what the fuck you're on about dude, but I guess I'll tell a pet peeve I have with costumers.

>Worked at a retail store as a cashier
>Had to ring, greet, offer memberships to every costumer (we never had more than one cashier in the store)
>We also had to answer the phone immediately, regardless of what you were dealing with at the moment
>If the phone ringed more than three times, it went directly to the store's speakers and just blasts this beep until someone (the cashier) picks up
>Also, when the phone rings, you can't just pick it up like a regular phone. You had to insert a 4 digit code (different code if it went to speakers) so the line redirects to you
>One day working as usual, rush time start, mob of costumers just swarming my cash register
>Manager sees that my station resembles the horde of dawn of the dead
>He gets on register next to me, tries to speed things up
>Phone starts ringing

yeah i got a bunch of survey codes too

our taco bell gets asked for bottled water all the time, and they alWAYS ASK WHY AND want a story behind why we don't have bottled water homie

We had bottled Dasani, wasn't no thang.

> HERE ARE MY SURVEY CODEDS
>I THINK IM SITTING ON LIKE 25 codes
>Every one gets like 5$ for one code if they get a good review

>go through drive through
>numbnuts in front of me takes forever
>I always take less than 10 seconds unless I haven't been to that specific chain for a long time
Why do people take so long to order? Do they forget the menu?

Kek

>guys i have 125$ worth of codes if i get good surveys
>who wanna help? maybe ill share profit

>have fuckloads of change in my car
>fuckloads of pennies and nickels
>decide to spend it on something
>go through mcdonalds drivethrough
>have it split into $1 piles
>pennies in rolls because fuck messing with 50 pennies
>cashier decides to do the dumb thing and manage it all at once
>takes twice as long to count it all

user from here

Some try to play it off as "I haven't been here in forever" or "I've never been here" even though we likely saw them last week.

Others are literally that stupid.

But the bulk of them just don't give a damn about anyone else but themselves.

>Be me
>Be me on line
>Be me on line with a trainee of all things
>Asshat takes 5 minutes to even start ordering
>See screen light up with 32 item order
>GodFuckingDamnThisMotherFucker.jpeg
>Slowly start making this
>more than half the items are grilled, making it last longer
>Asshat outside the drive through window goes "It's only 30 items" as rudely as possible
>ShutUpPlease.png
>Acts like he's looking for his wallet
>7 minutes later (remember, trainee on line)
>He doesn't have wallet
>lol k bye


So yeah. Shit like that

I had this happen so many fucking times.
People treat the drive thru kids with no respect at all.

I'm op lol.
>be me one night
>thursday night
>i get a customer
>[bllllleeeeeeeeeppppp]
>"4 UGHH SOFP TACOS ONLY SHEESE"
>"Okay :$total: 2nd window thank you"
>see driver
>mexican AF
>he sees that I'm mexican
>asks me where I'm from
>born washington
>i live in ohio
>he said "you not from mexico?"
>No but my mom and dad are
>"where they from ?"
>i say some jibberspictalk and take his card
>give card back when i notice little spic boy saying something
>i grab order and receipt
>hand it and say "what" to the passenger
>he says this shit in spanish that freaked me out man
>"if you got something to ay say it to me"
>it was in spanish but i understood
>they both drive off while I'm just like damn bro chill the fuck out
>those mexicans looked like they seen some shit

Geez, Taco Bell and Ohio fag.
You around Cincinnati at all? I'm in one of those stores and we get mexicans by the van full.

So full that I'm actually impressed on how they all fit in them.

nah im in columbus
every one here does dope herion

...

working fast food can be a bitch if you get stuck with a fat and lazy manager. My first month, I tried to do everything, move around fast and try to help others even though I still had my own shit to do...you know trying to be nice. That shit doesn't really matter, most of the worker's that stay longer than a year just don't give fucks. Just do exactly what the manager tells you to do and a regular speed. If shit backs up just smile and agree while continuing your assigned task.

You gotta work over the time? Tell the one in charge what is up and let them decide if they wanna pay you OT or regulate the shit to someone else. Don't argue, they'll fire you in a minute.

I smoked pot and things were way easier to deal with on the shift, just don't get fucked if you gotta handle money at a busy time,

fuck I typed a lot, time to sleep bfjkeljejfdejpdejd djfdl;djljfdklfsffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

quads checked
fast food seems like a shitty job, even worse by the fact that you're easily replaceable by a conveyor belt and POS kiost

*kiosk

yeah you right i have been thinking about selling herion lately bc the place I'm moving into is a smokeless building i should just keep calm and do my tasks at hand , you guys are good help yeah my manger made it clear that she would rat on me about smoking pot if i didn't work hard
>i need a vacation or something
>maybe i should switch drugs?
>i smoke pot
>thinking about herion bc its columbus ohio everyone does it

Can confirm the quads.
As of May 29th I had worked a full year at Taco Bell, choose not to become a manager but still basically run the shift. The amount of fucks I give at this point are less than zero.

Thankfully, on Wednesday is my last day at the Bell before I start my new job

goddamn I've been working the same fast food for 6 years I'm so fucking pathetic. but every decent job drug tests and christ I don't want to quit smoking weed. I'm such a great worker but I love my weed. these people making 22 an hour can drink every damn day, cigarette breaks every hour. but us herb smoking losers have to get fucked

Jimmy?

I know that feel user

LMFAO
>i know a jimmy that used to work here he opened a lot
>here is that redhead

>work at fast food place for 3 years
>constantly turn down promotions, just wanna do my 40 and play vidgames
>obviously smoke pot because ..
>work my ass off, no complaints
>my thumb gets a bad burn from the fryer, like 2nd degree almost 3rd
>no insurance because poor
>manager gives me medical card for free burn cream at nearest hospital
>have to give piss for drug test
>my thumb is fucked, it's only weed on the days off no worries
>fired 2 weeks later by district manager
>"we don't like our employees doing the drugs"
>smirk.. 95% of his workforce smokes weed and his store manager is a lush that comes to work smelling like cheap wine...late

district managers are fags

...

Dear god. I've got pieces of your story taped on my wall with bits of yarn strung from picture to picture trying to figure this shit out.

>district managers are fags
probably because if they don't enforce rules it's their ass and not yours

Dude are you in kentucky

sound cool foreal
>be me again one day
>another drunk high night
>look out drive thru and see this
>losemyshit with laugh

if he enforced the rules the entire store would be shut down.

kek what is this? someone laying on the hood ?

yeah my taco bell would fucking suck

as it already does
and yes someone on the hood

>ohio life
>99.7fm
>jermey loper goes boating
>post wife ass
>so glad i live in ohio

>if he enforced the rules the entire store would be shut down.
if they had to keep hiring dude weed lmao's they'd go through 50 new hires a week
HR would be swamped

shit like this just makes me grateful I work at a little Caesars as a manager and everyone but my GM works hard as fuck to make it easier on everyone else. 9/10 went back after quitting the first time

I'm a sous chef in a real restaurant. I have never been tested nor have I ever tested my employees.

There are plenty of jobs out there that don't test and are not minimum wage. You just suck at life and can't handle those jobs.

What would you guys think the coolest fast food place to work at would be?

I've only worked at Little C's and McDonalds but Little C's is easy as fuck.

>personal anecdote
>lol you're a failure

keep on winning user

subway always seems to be a ok place from what I've witnessed...if you team with the right people

pizza delivery if you know the streets and have good music

hell yea I would imagine it's easy. it's basically just heating things up

yeah it would suck
i was thinking about maybe getting the manger position here at this taco bell id be shift lead
i just said i was going to take up dope dealing
i was going to apply to mcdonelds for my morning shifts and tacobell for my night shifts, if I'm gonna be working this much I'm gonna turn to herion and cocain for my energy

These posts are as stupid as you are idiot

I only go manager if I actually need the confirmed hours.

Whu would you choose heroin of all things? You'll become an addict and have no money.. are you crazy?

What jobs can you do drugs with and still make money and make bank faggots ???

I'm so lost in this thread and I love it. Also, I'll take a cantina power burrito and some moar of this.

>uncle got locked up trafficking
>brother got stung on it
>past friends starting to do it
>i don't see the problem
>i bike everywhere so herion would be cool for a bike ride homie

fucking