Time to poorly describe video games

time to poorly describe video games
>wake up on floating island
>douchebag doctor wants to give steroids to rabbits to make them ripped af
>kick his ass
>go to hell
>beat the shit out of a powerful wizard
>fly to nearest sex hotel with your gf and a retarded toaster monster

>no, you can't fuck the skeleton
>no, you can't fuck the robot
>no, you can't fuck the goat
>no, you can't fuck the fish

A guy steals your sister and a boat helps you defeat him

777

>hero in training
>always look up to my hero whos my great gandpa but I dont know it
>ceremony gets fucked up
> I got on a quest to kill the evil queen
>run into a passed out chick in the woods
>everything wants to eat my life force
>eventually meet queen, crazy shit happens
end up marrying queen and having 2 kids

>family dies
>you're a ghost
>you're not a ghost
>not danny phantom
>stab people
>stab a few more people
>fuck old blind lady's daughter
>shitty boss battle
>open world

Undertale

>Top down shooter
>So many guns
>Both shields and armor

Correct! You get one point.
>the plot is pretty simple!
>you see, the guy and his two friends want to explore other worlds, but his friend turns to the dark side (1/2038)

>Giant space ship
>Named after a god
>No sign of who made ship
>Better nuke it

Based on books

>crowbar
>crabs

huge fags

half life

>Hover cars
>Crime ridden city
>Not Detroit
>Fucking insane people everywhere

Not Fandom Trash, I just really liked the game and story ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

kingdom hearts?

>future
>zombies
>in spaaace

>Comet hits
>Virus
>People hear a god
>Be merc
>Join resistance

you want to fuck the characters so obviously you are fandom trash

S.P.A.Z or Dead space

Dead Space

Carnival based rail shooter

correct on dead space

>virtual board games

I don't want to fuck them, fur fags might want to, but I don't.

I thought the music was good, man...
Correct! You also get a point!
>Remember when this game was the pinnacle of scary?
>how you had to walk around, looking for pages
>how at the end, the monster got you anyway
>how all the big YouTubers played it

>Puzzles and chewing gum

duke nukem

Skinny dude

slender

Nope, another hint

Red Gnomes

>the ass dies
>"the game"

You wont make it ever

>Red Gnomes
keemstar?

Ok your right. Sorry for being a douche-fag.

>go around with two old guys in a wagon solving peoples problems and shit

>find some bitchass niggas along the way

>fight some fat guy in the clouds at the end

>oh yeah you're cursed somehow

>Be vampire
>Don't open it

>get killed by others players and lose all your shit: the game

Well i can't fault your logic

Rust

Day Z?

Both of you get a point!
>BEN YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>NICK, WHAT THE FUCK
>LILLY I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
>SARAH. DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE
DayZ

just so you know
isnt me, you're still a fag

>mail man
>Las Vegas

until dawn? i dont remember the names :/

Dead rising 2

So, you are telling him that you are not him?

wacky dog vs big head

>Be egg
>Save eggs

Fallout New Vegas

Nope

you're all right but i was going for rust, the more superb game you plebs

>blocks
>spergy 12 year olds play this

Correct

Nope! Try again!
Roblox/Minecraft

>w+m1
>hats
>empty wallets

>wake up
>answer phone
>kill everyone
>repeat

Tf2

> its the best game of the year
> rare to find cars
> guns are useless

cave story

>soldiers
>music box
>freaky ass hospital
>freaky ass girl
>freaky ass girl gets freaky

winrar

Idk... telltale the walking dead?

wind waker

Counter Fortress 2

>Be bartender in Dystopian future
>Better kill several people to save humanity

It's a point and click

Fear?

Горячая линия Майами.

Hotline Miami

>Kill someone against your will.
>Cops, guilt and superpowers.
>You die.
>You comeback to life but not really.
>DBZ and ninjas.
>You save the autistic kid, and therefore, the world.
>The end.

And yes, this game is fucking crazy.

Correct!

winrar

both correct

>mom tries to kill you
>hide in basement
>unexplained horrors

>be midget man
>take drugs to grow
>smash happy mushroom and turtle things
>at the end you find the girl you want to rape

Checkers for windows 95

God of war.

>guy is a peanut
>discovers that he was adopted
>basket he was delivered in many years ago came with a map
>follows the map into a forest, desert, the Arctic, and a city
>meets some weird friends along the way
>stops evil King shroom's plan to resurrect a demon to suck the earth into an interdimensional black hole

binding of issac

Mario party

>Be giant boulder
>Roll down hill
>Crush man

Binding of Issac
Super Mario Bros.

Fear 2 but i'll give it to you!

Next one:

>THE APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN
>DA COMRADE
>SIR YES SIR
>WHATS OVER HERE???
>PICK A SPOT
>NOW YOU SEE ME SOON YOU WONT

Binding of issac.

>be zombie
>cant die yet die over and over
>have to kill other powerful zombies to cure zombification

>Super Mario Bros.
winrar

no, more hints
>kinda new game, not very popular
>physics

Dying light?

Weaboos with a tablet

Neverdead

Tabletop simulator

Tabletop sim

No and no, good guesses tho i was pretty vague

>Be zombie
>Go to find true love
>Make everyone else like you

>split between your different families
>Main character doesn't wanna fight but fights anyways
>mysterious girl waifu
>also there are other waifus

correct
here's a tough one

>uncontrollable heroes
>fantasy

fnaf?

...

my favorite god damn game.
kingdom hearts
left the bit out where you carry a friend inside of you the whole time

Cave story

>like tf2 but better

>humans find some stuff on a planet
>said stuff jump starts them
>war and shit happens with aliens
>sent on mission by dick faces to catch a dick face
>works for much bigger and badder dick face
>can have sex with an alien

overwatch

Pico date sim